" Shouldn't we bury her first? I watched this show where you have to get rid of all the evidence or else they can figure out it was you." Boulder commented. " Nerd. We don't have to. She doesn't deserve it." Tudi chortled.

Boulder just stared at him. " But she'll catch bug type Pokémon." He commented. " No! You obey my orders!" Tudi yelled at him.

" Fine! Fine. I was just curious, Jeez. Don't yell at me just because you have anger issues." He mumbled. Tudi just kicked him in the jaw. Witness strutted on by without a care. Tisa snorted at him. " Once a good guy, always a good guy." She commented at him.

" Hello!" The cheerful Eo greeted them. " What the fuck is wrong with you? We're not your friends." Tudi growled, rubbing his claws together. Tisa bet he could go for another round of kill the good Pokémon.

The two, Tisa and Tudi, encircled the Umbreon with evil glints in their eyes. " Oh please. I'm here to stop you from making a grave mistake, my friends." Eon commented. " Who are you to get in our dreams?!" Asked an outraged Sklirós. He looked mad.

" Ooh! You've made even more friends while I was out!" He gleefully cried out as he hugged the Darkrai. Most Pokémon in their right minds wouldn't just do that to him. Especially a Pokémon who could be a ghost type as well.

" Get off of me! Let's kill this idiot as well!" Sklirós growled. " Not because he's getting in our way, but because he's an annoying little Umbreon!" The Darkrai growled, ticked off.

" You'll have to catch me first!" Eon gleefully squealed as he dashed off. " Get him!" Tudi growled as he runs after the stupid eeveelution. Everyone trails after him, Tisa slowly. " Damn broken leg." She cursed.

She slowly made her way to where the Pokémon was now cornered by the outlaws. " Oh, silly me! I'm cornered! You win! Yay!" Eon stayed, his tail going in the air now along with his lower half of his body.

" Ugh. You don't get it! We're going to kill you now!" Sklirós yelled. A flying Grace was following from the sky. " I can't keep up with all your killings! Wait up!" She cried as she landed on Tisa's head. " Oh yeah! This view is amazing! I can see my house from here!" Grace gleefully cried out.

She put her paws on Tisa's eyes. " I can't see!" She cried. " That's your problem, not mine!" She said, before she saw a wall. A brick one. " Look out you idiot! Stop!" Grace declared. Tisa stopped, nose barely touching the wall now.

" Can you get off of me? I might want to eat you if you stay up there!" Tisa growls. " Tee hee! Alrighty! But I might come back up there later! Expect me to!" She laughed.

She flew back to the ground. " You're dead!" Sklirós exclaimed as he prepared a shadow ball. Eon just giggled. " This is so fun!" He exclaimed. " No it isn't! You're gonna kill yourself!" Boulder told him. " Nope!" Eon commented.

" Oh Arceus he's even stupider than I thought." Boulder commented. " I don't need to worry. I make it out alive! Take that I'm a psychic!" Eon burned. " No you're not. You're a dark type!" Witness burned back.

" But help is on the way! I know all your plans! All of it!" Eon exclaims. " I guess we have to take him out first. Before that backup he thinks is coming actually does." Sklirós commented.

All the Pokémon prepared a move. Eon just kept on saying hi for some reason. It was really stupid that he was trying To be friendly when he was in trouble.  Boulder just gazed at him in pity.

" Three, two-" began Witness. " Three!" A voice said from the bushes. " Four, five, six. Dang it they messed me up!" Witness exclaimed. Pip jumped out. Tudi laughed. " This is your back up?" He questioned.

" No. that's not my backup." Eon said, tapping his foot. A whole ambush of Pokémon came out of the bushes. " Tudi, Tisa, Witness, Sklirós. You four are under arrest for the murdering of Cresselia!" Pip exclaimed.

" Hey, what's that?" Tisa tried. It only fooled three of them. " Put your paws in the air. Or we will use force. Mudkip. You are free of their imprisonment." Pip told Boulder. He certainly got that all jumbled up in his speech. Boulder actually was the one who killed her. Or stop her long enough for Tudi to kill her.

" They didn't kidnap me." Boulder said, confused. " Come on, Starter soldier. They must have brainwashed you." Pip commented. " Leave me alone. I'm not affiliated with you and your grass types." Boulder said.

" Come on. These guys are bad! You are good! Come with the good guys. You understand me?" Pip asked. " Dude, I'm older than you. Maybe you don't understand that not all starters...want to be a part of that stupid squad!" Boulder yelled in the Popplio's face.

" Calm down, sir." Pip told him. " Shut up, dumbass. You obviously have no idea what happened, so go." Boulder told him.

" These Pokemon are criminals. Come on." Pip pleaded. " Are all Starter squad members this stupid?" He asked. " How dare you! I'm intelligent!" Pip exclaimed.

" Well, you don't seem to be leaving me alone like I asked you to." Boulder commented. Pip face palmed. " You're a starter. Starters are good." He continued. " Well, I'm not listening to the crap you're pulling. I'm staying with my friend." Boulder said. " Then you're going to jail as well." Pip said.

" Hmmm. No. How about we battle. If I win, you let us leave. If you win, you can capture us all!" Boulder proposed. " What?!" They all asked. " You stupid fish! You're going to get us all in the slammer!" Tudi yelled.

" Maybe. Maybe not. But we will see if the Starter squad can win against its own qualifiable members." Boulder said. " Okay. I accept, but it will be one on one. No cheating." Pip growled.

" Easy." Boulder growled. " We have the battle right here. Right now." Pip commented. Boulder nodded. They both faced each other. " On your marks...get set. Go!" Eon laughed.

Pip launched himself at Boulder first. Boulder dodged. He then used Growl. Pip seemed really mad about that. He used Pound on Boulder. Purposely trying to slap his face.

Boulder shook it off with ease. He seemed way more composed than Pip. Boulder used Rock Throw. That threw Tisa off. Because he was a Mudkip. And he was like what, not evolved. She would have expected him to evolve by now. Rock throw could only be learned at twenty five. Which it seemed that Boulder was easily.

Pip yelped. He got up, but he was actually struggling already. It seemed Pip's level wasn't to Boulders. He had misjudged him by his evolution and not by his abilities. Boulder looked at him. " Had enough yet? You're like what level five?" Boulder asked him.

Pip growled. " Get back here!" He yelled. It seemed he was ticked off. Boulder just stood there, and endured the Pound. Yawning, Boulder used Whirlpool. Pip fainted instantly on that move.

" I won. Can we go now?" Boulder asked. " No! You are under arrest!" Harley said. " But we had a deal!" Boulder exclaimed. " We tricked you! We were going to capture you no matter if you won or lost!" The Chimchar said.

" By the way we never got your name." Tisa called to him. " Goofball." He introduced, rolling his eyes. " Who knew villains could be this gullible!"  A Pichu exclaimed. " Hey! That's a Pichu!" Tisa growled.

" She's going to be a Starter squad member soon. We just wanted to give her a taste of being in the Squad before she evolved." Thunder said, followed by Levina. " Don't you dare try to touch her." Levina told them. " That'd Be a waste. Because you're no match for us anyways!" Sklirós exclaimed, putting the starter members to sleep show teen Boulder.

Boulder bounded over to them. " I knew I could win because that Popplio was weak. I know that for a fact because I'm older than him." Boulder commented.

" That doesn't mean you're stronger." Witness told him. " I'm always stronger." He commented. " No you're not, idiot." Witness said. " You're just arguing against that because you know it's true!" Boulder exclaimed. " I wish you would just go jump off a cliff." Witness mumbled.

" I would, but what's the point?! There's no cake!" He exclaimed. " What the heck kind of response is that?" Tisa snorted. " Oh well. I just saved your lives. Kind of. You're welcome." Boulder commented.

" It was me who put them out. Speaking of which, we might want to leave before they wake up." Sklirós commented. " Right!" Tisa exclaimed as she limped past the gloating Mudkip.

" Awe. I was really hoping that we would stay so that we could tear them limb from limb." Tudi complained as the rest followed. " We have to get away. Or else...our actions will be for nothing." Sklirós commented. " Yeah. Right." Tudi commented.
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Authors note: Welp. Last spam update. I might not update this in while. Happy to write 17 chapters within a week. Hope you've enjoyed. Xd