What the- how dumb can this Pokémon get? She asked herself in her head as she dodged the Sandslash barely. He seemed tired and pissed off at the same time. Two for one! She thought grinning.

" Woah! Bitch! Watch where you're pointing those claws, Skippy!" She addresses him, growling a bit. Truly though, she was in awe of this outlaw's strength. She forced her body to move to battle him. Lets see how much you've got, Skippy! She thought.

" Well, you're the fucked up slut who went in my face!" Tudi barks back at her. Wow he even acts like me! Wow! Is all's he thought, while keeping the scowl on her beautiful face.

Tudi swung to kill her. Shit shit! She thought, as anger coursed though her body. He was trying to kill me. She thought. Then a voice went into her mind, no duh! It was as if a Froakie was trying to talk to her. She thought it was a Froakie at least. It seemed to croak perhaps in more than one way.

This is just one of the many voices in her fucked up head. " How dare you! You were in my way!" She lied. " You could've just let me be!" He hisses, as he used Earthquake. It was really cool. It sent Tisa off guard and she went flying into a tree. Dang it, tree! She thought.

She growled as she got up. To her, this earthquake hurt, but she showed her stuff as she acted as if it didn't hurt at all. " You bastard!" She screamed, mostly talking to the tree, but it could have easily been intercepted as to Tudi more.

She sinks her claws into his leg, trying to prove how worthy she is to get his help. He screams as he kicks her, probably hating her even worse now. She didn't care. She wanted to get this anger and this wanting out of her system and this was the perfect way of doing it.

Tudi curls up. Oh shit. Rollout. She thought as she screechs. She runs. Crap. Crap. He's super powerful. Crap. Ooh, a flower! She thought. He hits her dead on. This one was a continuation of that last scream.

Blood welled up in multiple spots. She pants. A scratch was at Tisa's eyes. She limps as she begins a fire attack. It was scorching hot. Tudi dodges by digging underground. Well fuck you too, mate. She thought.

Oh shit! Where'd he go? She asked as she searched the area, looking for the digging Attack to show. It showed up, but she was too slow. She was plump, but that wasn't entirely her fault. Dang humans. Trying to feed me so I can be slower than I need to be. She kept on cursing her family for her appetite.

She went flying. Really high. She ended up in a tree. Oh shit. He can probably see my tails. Go on, grab one and become cursed. I do dare you. She thought as she struggled between the branches. The dumbass of a Sandslash laughed. It seems she knows how to make the cruelest of villains laugh. Well it is true what some crazy dudes say, pain is hilarious.

" Looking good up there." Tudi teases with a laugh. Oh this is so not funny, Mr. evilman. She thought. She then opened her maw to deliver a worded speech. Not really. It's really what any sensible Pokémon would do in a crisis like this.

" Help me get down!" She screamed, anger fueling her emotions to cover up the sound of her own voice. " What was that? You were spitting fire I couldn't hear you." He joked.

" Did you say leave you? Okay." Tudi said, laughing really hard. Sure sure. That's a hoot alright. She thought rolling her eyes at his stupidity. " No!" She called, afraid that if he left she could never be taught how to be a proper villain. Especially with your butt hanging in midair. It might be surrounded by tails, but it's still up in the air like it doesn't care.

" I order you to help me, you bitch! You super fucked up pokemon!" She yelled at him, moving with every word. She really didn't like this tree. Or any tree for that matter. " I don't help sluts like you, sweetheart." Tudi teased. Oh can it, you schwoz. She thought.

" I'm not a slut, you dumbass!" She screamed. He was now getting on her nerves, and she hated it. I need help, and I will make you help me. For everything I ever deserve. She thought.

" Good luck getting down!" He taunted, waving not only a teasing goodbye, but a smooth one at that because he was acting like he was a boss with that sentence and the movements he was making.

He gave off a stupidly hearty laugh. Great, she thought, before a weird Togekiss dive bombed the Sandslash. She almost laughed at that. It was too funny. He actually looked scared for once. That was before he looked pissed.

It looked as if this wasn't the first time this has happened, though. The Sandslash swung his claws, and caught a wing tip.

The Togekiss screamed in extreme pain. " Fuck off! Fuck off you fat assed freak!" He insults, and Tisa could see a bit of blood and white wing in the Sandslash's claws.

She flew off, as the Sandslash made a dumb comment. " I really need flying repellant." Super dumb. You need a shot gun for that thing. That's the better approach here.

He strolled away from Tisa. Tisa began to call for him to help her in loud screeches. Oh who was she kidding. He was a bad guy. They don't help anyone.

" Now my next goal..." He began to plan stupidly. It sounded as if he didn't want to make a great plan at all.

Stupid. Stupid! Stupid!!!!! She thought in her brain as she continued to struggle in that there tree she was in.

Eventually she started whining loudly. Of course no one heard her. The one who did was a Psyduck. He just stared. " Pretty Lady. Run!" He said, as he waddled away. If that was run away, Tisa wanted to see what walking was like.

That wasn't really fast. She stared at the sky. Dark clouds began to form. " Oh just rain on my parade already, Thundurus." She sighed. He seemed to be obeying her orders. It began to rain.

It seemed to be only in that area. She started to cry out weakly. Come on, idiot. I can't wait for a dumbass like you forever. She thought. She heard clawsteps. Yep. Clawsteps. That's the right word for those long toenails of Tudi's.

" Well, I guess I should help her get down from that tree. So she can at least die on solid ground." Tudi said. Was that suppose to be private, because he just declared that for the whole entire world to hear. She thought.

" Finally, you came back! I thought I would have to haunt you after I died." She growled, jokingly. Tudi grabbed one of her tails. Her eyes turned hazy red for a second before they changed back to normal red.

" Hey!" She yelped. " I will curse you! You're touching one of my tails! My beautiful tail!" She wailed, voice seeming to change, though Tudi didn't seem to notice it. " You're getting your mud claws all over it!" She wailed.

" Shut up, Bitch. Would you rather me leave you here to die in this hell hole called life?" He questioned her. She went silent as he tugged her free as harshly as he possibly could.

" Now, get out of here!" He growled. He punched her with his claws. She got mad and growled. " You don't punch a lady, it's illegal!" She informed him.

Oh honey, the voice in her head told her. He couldn't give a damn if it was illegal or not. " So is killing a Mudkip, why should you matter any more than him? You should really leave before I kill you." He growls menacingly.

Tisa didn't want to get the hint. A smile was on his sad face now. Not that it was sad.

" No. I deserve better treatment." She stated in belief. " Especially from a fat shrew!" She yelled at him. She has no idea why she yells. Usually it's because of her problem. Other times she just likes to yell.

" Oh, honey. I'm more than just a fat shrew. I'm a criminal. So leave." Tudi told her. It's honestly not criminally o be an individual. She thought.

" But..." she began. Tudi slashes her. She lands with a thud and shakily gets up. No way will she go without his help. " Y-you aren't listening to me. I'm the Vulpix!" She screamed in his face.

He seemed way too calm. " There are a million Pokémon who look like what you are. Or what a Vulpix looks like." He stared plainly. " I killed my human family! I came here to join you! To become your partner Pokémon in crime! Let me or do I need to show you?" She growled.

" Is that a challenge? I barely did anything and got your pathetic butt stuck in a tree." He questions while stating the obvious.

" Then teach me. I know your teacher died. So make me your apprentice. Please. I'm an outcast myself and I have nowhere else to go!" She tried begging him. " Oh boo hoo for you." He said. " Please? It's better to team up because of your weakness to grass. Don't forget the Squad." She reminded him in a daring move.

" I haven't." He growled and then he seemed to be thinking a bit. " Fine. But you need to learn moves that will actually hurt an enemy. And I know exactly how to show." He said with an evil grin. What's that all about now? She asked herself.
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Authors note: So the next chapter will have a time skip before it. Like until after....you know if you've read Outlaw.....the party with Eon and Tisa and this new recruit, Witness. Welp. You're welcome for the summary.