That awkward moment when your done with church and go to the bathroom and an elderly women walks up to you while you're washing your hands and goes

"Oh-

Where did you get those scars?"

(HARRY POTTER BITCH-)

And you're just like

"Uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......well uhhhhh.....I have......very.......precise.......cats..........0-0' "

Whelp, THAT was awkward XD