Me and my friend: yeah, Ducky's totally an insomniac—

My bro: *walks in my room* Ha! Yeah sure, she sleeps like a dead man.

Me: and why do you think that is?

Bro: cause you're lazy and have nothing else to do-

/that same night when everyone was asleep, I was on my computer/

12:00 am
Me: *tap tap tap*

1:20 am
Me: *tippity tap tap tapping*

2:30 am
Me: (in my bed texting a friend) *tap tap, tap tap, taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap tap tap*

3:12 am
Me: *just sitting in my bed thinking dark and physiological thoughts*

/didn't look at my clock after that, but I woke up at 1:25pm today/

My bro: awake finally sleeping beauty?

My friend: yup, totally an insomniac