Maybe... Maybe I live there.

But, you won't find me, you murderers, stalkers, kidnappers, rapis-- 

Sorry.

...

Now, I must complain about the weather!

IT'S FLAMING HOT!

IT NEVER SNOWS! (that is my freaking dream. I wanna see facking snow, and I must eat it.)

IT RAINS EVERY AFTERNOON! (seriously... rains... A LOT) (AND IT COULD BE SUNNY OUTSIDE! THE WEATHER MAN CAN'T EVEN PREDICT THE WEATHER FAST ENOUGH!)

THERE IS ALWAYS A TROPICAL STORM HEADING ITS WAY!  

And, sometimes... It's not even raining... Then... It SPRINKLES... Moments later, it's pouring, and the wind is just... Blowing it in your face... LITERALLY BLOWING IT INTO YOUR FACE!

...

Now, I shall ask a question. Do any of you know what the Everglades is? :333 IF YOU KNOW, I SHALL LOVE YOU FOREVER, AND SHARE ALL MY COOKIES AND STARS WITH YOU! AND GLOMP YOU!

PICK ONE OF THE FOLLOWING XD

A. Yes.

B. No.

C. No. WTF IS AN EVERGLADES?!

D. I eat Everglades for breakfast.

XD