Warning: Blood, Death, War, and Arguments

Third Person POV: (Cause no one "was" online -Accio) (I'm here -Ave)

After the blob yelled, the Dream Smp charged at the survivors. Sword fights started, the ones that were useless at fighting tried helping only to get injured. They kept on fighting but the Dream Smp outnumbered them and they were much more experienced at fighting. Or were they? Some of the Hermits were a type of Hybrid built to take a lot of damage or be able to fight. Those Hermits separated from the other Hermits fighting a group from the Dream Smp. Blood spilled onto the ground, yelps of pain could be heard, and this repeated comment. "I DON'T WANT TO HURT OR KILL CHILDREN." So whos fighting who don't worry we got a list:

Get ready for SOMETHING VERSUS (Its a reference to TerminalMontage)

Noah, Jimmy, and Grian vs Demon Child, Wilbear, and Phil the kettle

Cookie, Chorus, and Shubble vs Niki, Puffy, and Hannah

Tango, Zedaph, and Hypno vs Sapnap, Skeppy, and Sam

Iskall, Cub and Scott vs Punz, Ponk and Purpled (P gang -Ave)

Pearl, Rek, and Sausage vs Jack, Karl, and Quackity

Katherine, Jevin, and Joe vs Tubbo, Ranboo, and Bad

Ollie and Accio vs the rest because I don't know who is alive and I don't want to write blobs name

"OLLIE WHAT CAN YOU DO?" Accio yelled, "I can sing a song." Ollie said while trying to hit George with a banjo, failing of course. George kicked him in the stomach. "Aha you f*cking suck b*itches." the child yelled, laughing. Noah was furious when he heard that "WHAT DID YOU SAY CHILD!? I'LL F*CKING BEAT YOUR *SS UP!" he yelled back. "Excuse me," Grian said, looking very horrified. Bloody screams could be heard then everybody stopped fighting. Rek, Sausage, and Hypno were killed by Demon Child, Jimmy, and EX? Where did he come from? Why did Jimmy kill them? (Drama -Ave And a lot of it to come -Hayden)

Everyone looked at them, the three looked at them with hatred, anger, and disgust. "All of you are fools fighting with each other, thinking the other is the true enemy. Disgusting." Jimmy said not even showing a hint of sympathy. "Are you the murderer?" Shubble asked terrified for her life. "Of course not mortal. I sense two disgusting presences here." Ex said looking around. The other two also looked around until Jimmy's eyes landed on Noah. "A half-Black Soul, now that's intriguing. They are supposed to be extinct." Jimmy looked like he wanted to yell at Noah for no reason. "I'm so confused." whispered Wilbear "I know, what's even going on?" Accio whispered back. Ex was still looking around a bit confused. "There is an Alter here, they are probably mimicking someone's presence now," Ex said looking very annoyed. Everyone or mostly the survivors didn't say anything. "What is an Alter?" Fundy asked. "Not the time Fundy," Dream said, looking around to see who the Alter was. Now you are probably thinking, what Accio's thinking right now. Well you're in luck Accio was thinking: I wonder if the dead people are playing Mario Party? (Bad time to think that- but good question -Ave)

Jimmy, Ex, and Tommy kept on looking around, and finally, after what felt like decades their eyes landed on Accio. "You there you are an Alter. Jimmy and Tommy, we should wait for the leader." Ex said. Accio was now thinking: I wish Azar, Joel, and Lizzie were alive. Suddenly everyone felt a blast of magic POOF! "Head Listener," all three said, bowing down to the tall figure. "We have located the traitor and Alter," Jimmy said. "Good, YOU TOMMY HELP ME WITH MY SURROUNDINGS!" the Head Listener barked (Not like a dog, just saying -Accio I wish it was like a dog to make this scene funnier -Hayden) Tommy obeyed. "In Front of you, Head Listener is the mortals, Alter, and a traitor." "Alter I give you one choice, join us or perish." the Head Listener said. Accio was thinking: What's for dinner?

Ghost POV:

"THIS IS STUPID, NONE OF THE OPTIONS ARE GOOD!" Bdubs yelled. "BDUBS CALM DOWN," Xisuma yelled, trying and failing to calm Bdubs down. "Can you guys keep it down? We are trying to play Mario Party" Keralis said. "KERALIS YOU DIED!?" Xisuma said. Keralis ignored him, "For the love of Notch, I hope Lizzie is still alive." Xisuma said.

"Please don't keep your hopes up 'cause I'm trying to beat Joel's sorry *ss," Lizzie said casually. "LIZZIE YOU DIED AS WELL!? THIS IS NOT GOOD. THIS IS VERY BAD. ACTUALLY, THIS IS HORRI-." Xisuma was cut off by False and Cleo hitting his head. "Finally peace and quiet," Doc said. The peace didn't last long. A whole argument was started by Stress complaining about Fhwip stealing her star.

Third POV: (I'm a bit lazy to think -Accio We know Accio -Hayden)

"Did you hear me?" the Head Listener yelled at Accio. "I wonder if I put gunpowder on someone and lit them up, what would happen?" Accio said absent-mindedly. The Head Listener looked a bit interested "I wonder, but DID YOU HEAR ME?" the Head Listener screamed. "Crystal clear. I haven't decided yet really." Accio said. The funny thing is Accio is actually stalling time and the Head Listener was actually stupid enough to believe it. The Head Listener only nodded their head before whispering to the three. Ex just nodded, "You Alter move out of the way, and traitor you're coming with us." "No," Grian said, walking up looking upset. "You'll not take Noah to that h*ll hole. I already failed him once. I won't fail him twice." "You think a stupid mortal like you can stop us! Pathetic." the Head Listener said. "I have my friends to help me. If NOT I WILL STILL FIGHT YOU." Grian yelled. Noah just stood there, like he was a deer on the road. Noah didn't know what to do. "I-I," Noah tried to say but failed. "WELL! Spit. It. Out. YOU FOOL!" The Head Listener yelled, losing patience. "I WILL NOT BE GOING BACK YOU- YOU MOTHERF*CKER! YE I SAID IT! I F*CKIG HATE YOU! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD ON A F*CKING STICK DUMB*SS!" Noah yelled, he couldn't help but yell. That is what happens when Noah gets angry he just yells and becomes aggressive. "HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE HEAD LISTENER. THEY GAVE US A LOVING HOME, BUT YOU ARE AN UNGRATEFUL BRAT!!" Jimmy yelled. Noah froze. "B-But Jimmy! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME!" Noah yelled, feeling tears start to form. "Jimmy, thank you for defending me. Now traitor either come peacefully or your friends suffer the most painful death." the Head Listener said, sounding very smug.

"Which friends?" Noah asked. Everyone just went silent. Grian turned around and just stared at Noah. "What? It's a good question-," Noah said, deafening himself. "We'll kill your little friend Jimmy by ripping his head off," the Head Listener spoke. Noah suddenly realized what was going on. That wasn't really Jimmy or Ex... and that weird-looking child. The Head Listener had taken control of them. "Let. Them. Go." Noah said, standing up to the Listener. "Hm... HOW ABOUT NO! NOW CHOOSE!" The Head Listener yelled, almost lashing out at Noah. "I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!" Accio yelled out. "NOAH DON'T ARGUE BACK. I have nothing to live for, and this is my way of saying sorry for Etho's death." Noah didn't argue... Noah actually moved out of the way for Accio to go. "WHAT! ACCIO YOU CAN'T DO THAT! YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF IN DANGER!" Zed yelled. "Zed. Just let her." Noah said. "N-NOAH! How ruthless can you be?!" Zed said, pushing Noah away aggressively. "You're acting as if I care about everyone on Hermitcraft and Empires," Noah said, standing back up. "Y-YOU DON'T?!" Joe yelled. Noah rolled his eyes and then walked towards Grian. "As I said. I. Don't. Give. A. Crap. About you guys-". Zed in anger proceeds to pull out his sword ready to throw it at Noah. If he didn't care for the Hermits or Empires then why do they need him?

Inside Jimmy's mind: (Yes I know it's short people but not as short as Bdubs... Sorry for the jokes again XD -Ave) (I don't get it -Accio)

"LET ME GO YOU B*STERED!" Jimmy yelled, trying to take control. "SHUT UP BEFORE I JUST KILL YOU OFF NOW!" The Head Listener spoke, with anger. Then suddenly Jimmy saw Zed ready to attack Noah. Jimmy then yelled out and latched onto the Head Listener, pulling his feathers out. "LET ME IN CONTROL!!!!!" Jimmy yelled and even started to cry. A couple of seconds later the Head Listener lost control letting Jimmy have just enough time to save Noah...

Third Pov:

"MAYBE THIS WILL TEACH YOU A LESSON!" Zed said, throwing the sword. Noah turned around to see the sword aiming for his head. "NOAH!!" Jimmy yelled, running full speed towards Noah. He suddenly jumped in front of Noah, making the sword go straight through his head cutting just a bit of Noah's shoulder. "JIMMY! YOU STUPID IDIOT!" Noah said, kneeling down, crying his heart out. "NO! NOOOO!" Noah said, bringing Jimmy closer. "Hehe... Before I go- I wanted to say... Happy Birthday...," Jimmy slowly closed his eyes. "NO! NOOOOO! JIMMY I CAN'T LOSE YOU! PLEASE... please... Tim...," Noah was now crying even more. Jimmy now was dead. Noah was now in anger for what Zed did. "YOU! THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Noah said, pointing towards Zed. The Head Listener did nothing and only listened. He was getting entertained by all these deaths and anger going around. "This is bad." Pearl said. (Nah- Pearl I thought this was a wonderful thing -Ave_Being_Ave) (I'm entertained -Accio_is_drawing) "Fools they are, I will not spend any more of my precious time on them. You two know what to do." the Head Listener said before disappearing. POOF!

AN

That was interesting, I hope there are more deaths. Happy Bloody War And May The Odds Be Ever In Your Favour. -Accio

So many jokes I can say right now... May the force be with you tho U.U -Ave

Question of the day

How many jokes are there? (Many and a lot are by me -Ave) (Excuse you, what did you say? -Accio) (What? I love making jokes U.U I didn't say they all were by me -Ave) (I mean you weren't here for two days -Accio) (I checked in at times... And when I read the chapter I added some comments U.U -Ave)

Do you like the jokes?

Did you find the Hunger Games-related stuff?

The Saddest part of this chapter?

What is the Head Listener planning to do now?

Who is alive? (I really need to know -Accio) (People -Ave)

WORD COUNT: 1788

Bye