Part 2 of The Broadway Cult

Swearing

Jeremy and Michael waited for Christine to open the door, holding each other to keep themselves from freezing.

Eventually she opened the door and she looked exhausted.

"Chris are you alright?" Michael asked and Christine smiled, taking a small sip of presumably coffee(this late?)and giving a thumbs up.

"Christine you need to explain what you did to our sons. Now!" Jeremy's face was blood red and she just let them inside.

They weren't the only ones with problems it seemed. On one of the sofas sat Evan and Jared, in between then was Oak, who was slurping in a blue slushy.

On the other sofa sat Rich, Jake, Ryland, and Ryla, the female of the four dressed in a desaturated blue dress, her hair pulled into a messy bun.

Jeremy and Michael just sat down on the beanbags Christine had on the floor, and she sat in her chair.

"Okay, Christine explain why my sons are singing songs from the Book of Mormon please." Jeremy spoke and Christine looked down guiltily.

"Or w-why my daughter is w-wearing a trench c-coat and banging the d-door of her closet. Oh and s-she had a mass suicide note!" Evan was actually pissed for once, which surprised Jeremy...and also might have been attracting Jared more than usual.

"OR WHY MY DAUGHTER ITH BURNING THHIT!!" Rich yelled and Jake wrapped an arm around him quickly to calm him down.

"I can explain." Christine had lost her normal bouncy energy it seemed. "I kind of taught them about my B-Broadway Cult...and only a few of them seemed to enjoy i-it..." Hearing Christine stutter was something none of them had ever heard before.

"You have a Broadway Cult?" Michael asked and Christine nodded.

"We worship musicals...it's... it's not your typical cult it's more of a disturbed religion but..." Christine trailed off and Evan decided to finish what he'd been yelling about.

"Christine it's o-okay worship what you want but m-my innocent little d-daughter is swearing and yelling about suicide and murder." Evan was trying to stay calm and it was half succeeding.

"I didn't think she'd be the one to be obsessed with JD. If anything I thought that would be Ryla." Christine realized she'd screwed up because she knew that Rich was suicidal back when he was younger. "Umm...sorry Rich."

"It'th alright Chrithtine." Rich mumbled and Jeremy sighed, this was getting nowhere.

"How do we undo what you did?" He asked and she shrugged. "Wait you mean you don't know!?"

"No not really."

"CHRISTINE OH MY GOD!!"

(meanwhile at the Heere-Mell house)

"Keanu, Marley, untie me now please!" Eric yelled and both boys laughed as they stared at him from the couch.

"No. Sorry Uncle Squip but we're not untying you." Marley spoke gently, and Keanu was still singing.

"Keanu please untie me and you two can leave, you can just leave." Eric made a grave mistake when he said that.

"Uncle Squip." Keanu began, before standing up and beginning to sing. "I will never let you let me leave I promise I'm not lying, go ahead ask anybody who has seen me tryin, I'm not goin." He booped Eric's nose. "If it feels like I did I'm probably waiting outside."

"Such a stubborn man you'll likely never find another, when we have our family dinner you can ask my mother, she's the best! You'll learn more about her on our family history test!!" Marley was now singing, and before Eric knew it the two boys were dancing and singing together...at least they were somewhat stable.

He just hoped Jeremy and Michael could fix them back.

(Meanwhile again)

Christine had gotten enerfy back, by listening to Hamilton, and was now trying to help her friends with their problem...even though she created it.

The kids on the other hand were being...well crazy, except for Ryland and Alex who was now downstairs, who were just conversing about the whole situation.

"Oak please s-sit down." Evan was trying to get his daughter calmed but she refused to stop moving. "Jared help me."

"On it." Jared walked over and picked Oak up. "Tiny child I command you to stop this nonsense right now." Evan began slightly giggling at Jared's fake manly voice and Oak began laughing at it.

"Okay okay Dad just put me down." He did and she took the trench coat off and sat it on the couch, restyling her hair and pulling the flower headband out of her pocket.

"There's my girl!!" Jared yelled, and he put the small girl on his back gently.

"I g-guess we can leave now. Bye guys."

"Evan don't you dare leave without hugging the best brother in the world!" Jeremy yelled and Evan walked over and hugged both him and Michael.

"Bye you two." With that, the Kleinsen family left...that still left Michael, Jeremy, Rich, Jake, and the twins.

Michael was currently falling asleep on Jeremy's arm, and the shorter male couldn't help but giggle at this notion.

"Micha, love, you've gotta wake up." He whispered and Michael's eyes slowly opened. "Ya know what, we should probably leave, I'm sure the kids are alright. Christine me and Michael are gonna get home alright?" Christine gave them a thumbs up and Jeremy helped a sleepy Michael to the car, leaving Christine to deal with the Dilla-Ranskis alone.

(To the Heere-Mell house)

Jeremy walked in to see Keanu and Marley passed out on the couch.

"You got them to sleep!?" Jeremy whispered yelled and Eric nodded. "How?"

"I sang to them."

"What song exactly?" Jeremy asked, trying to hold Michael's weight as best he could.

"I think it was The Call by Regina Spektor. Yeah it calmed them down and eventually they passed out on the couch."

"Well now we have another sleepy head." Jeremy muttered and Michael mumbled something under his tired breath.

"Alright, I'll help you get them upstairs." With that, Jeremy and Eric proceeded to get the kids and Michael into bed.

When done Jeremy hugged Eric and wished him good night, heading to his and Michael's room to go to bed.

Neither Eric or Jeremy could sleep because they had Broadway music in their head.

Thank you Christine.

(As for the Dilla-Ranski fam...umm...idk)