I can't stop laughing at this damn request! To me it's so gosh darn funny!

Aries:
Iida

(Omfg-)

Taurus:
Kaminari

Gemini:
Tsuyu

Cancer:
Ojiro

Leo:
Kirishima

Virgo:
Mina

Libra:
Sero

Scorpio:
Tokoyami

Saggitaroius:
Mineta

Capricorn:
Midoriya

Why?

Because he hates you

Aquarius:
Hatsume

Pisces:
Aoyama

HE KNOWS

Thank you SO MUCH Zrandomunknownperson for this request!