*Announcer voice* These lizards have nothing on their minds except being as dramatic as they can possibly be. Over the past couple years we've managed to follow these lizards and capture their most dramatic moments. However it's up to the people to decide which lizard is the most dramatic. Comment on which lizard you think should win the title of America's most dramatic Lizard!

Announcer 1: First up we have Distant Stare Debbie!
Announcer 2: Debbie makes sure to always look as though she's staring off into the distance, remembering some distant memory.

Announcer1: Stunningly dramatic! Hopefully she's got her head in the competition, wouldn't want her to stare distantly from last place. Haha!
Announcer 2: Haha! Quite so!

Announcer 1: Next is Hero Entrance Herb! Announcer 2: Dramatic entrances are speciality, making a scene whenever he enters a room.

Announcer 1: Rumor has it he even makes a dramatic entrance when entering forms online!
Announcer 2: Now that's a dramatic amount of dedication!

Announcer 1: Next up is Friend Follower Felicia!
Announcer 2: Felicia never goes anywhere without her best friend Gemmina Grasshopper. Announcer 1: When Gemmina can't go with her somewhere, Felicia is known to throw the most dramatic fits.

Announcer 1: Haha! I bet the producers will be pretty dramatic about Gemmina joining Felicia on the podiums!
Announcer 2: That will be quite the earful! Haha!

Announcer 1: Next up is Hand Biter Helga!
Announcer 2: If anyone stops her from getting what she wants, Helga will do anything dramatic to get her way, even biting your hand!

Announcer 1: According to one account from Significant_Otter, Helga once bit her hand during class when she wasn't allowed to eat a fake pant on a table.
Announcer 2: Ouch!
Announcer 1: I have to hand it to her, she knows how to handle people to get her way!
Announcer 2: ...Stop

Announcer 1: Now this lizard has to be the most drama-
Announcer 2: STOP! I mean... heh heh, That's all the time we have for today!
Announcer 1: But they haven't seen the last competitor yet!
Announcer 2: *Frantic* There's no other competitors! The show is over! Done! Finished!
Announcer 1: COME ON OUT TOTAL HAG TAM-
Announcer 2: *struggling to cover Announcer 2's mouth* NO! *whispering* That's the producers wife! Do you want to get us fired?!
Announcer 1: TAMMY! *fighting off Announcer 2* SHES A SUPER GRUMP. THAT LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN MAKE THE ANNOUNCERS LIVES MISERA-
Tammy: What. Was. That. Sweetie.

Significant_Otter: We are having some uh technical difficulties *muffed screaming in the background* Uhhh that's all for today! Please comment and vote! *more screaming* Ja ne!