Shipper_Life: eVeRyDay! i IMaGinE A fUtuRe wHeRe I cOulD bE wITh yOu! i LOAF you! <3

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: Do you even know who you are texting right now?

Shipper_Life: Oh, well shit-- Don't tell Fang! I'll do anything!

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: anything?

Shipper_Life: Yes! Anything!

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: Give me the Jolteon and Umbreon plushie asap!

Shipper_Life: This is why I broke up with you and dated Fang instead

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: wAiT.... Which Fang?

Shipper_Life: MY FANG OFC!! How many Fang's are their?

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: BG Fang, BBBTM 2 Fang, FFAE Fang, Mafia Fang, BGDCUASFH Fang, TDE Fang, Sick Fang, Future Father Fang, Quake's Soon to be BF Fang, and etc.

Shipper_Life:......

Shipper_Life: How did you know that they're multiple Fangs?

Pikachu_Ichooseyou:.....

Pikachu_Ichooseyou: Give me those two plushies or I'll tell him

Shipper_Life: Fine! Geez!