He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, ignoring my complaints.

"Dude seriously!!!! Put me the fuck down before I do something you'll regret!!"

"Haha!! Oh my Lord, best insult ever! I'm shaking with fear!" He says with sarcasm. "Babe, I doubt in any way you can hurt me while in your current situation."

"You asked for it," I mumbled.

"Wha- OW WHAT THE HELL!!!" He exclaimed after I pinched under his arm. Resulting me falling towards the ground. Luckily I only landed on my ass, but it still hurt.

I quickly stood up and started walking backwards, "Hey you asked for it..... 'babe'." Then turned around and continued down the halls