Ice: So, tanzu wanted me to do this, so here goes nothing. You know that dude from the last of us 2? The same guy that played mini-golf with Joel's noggin? Well, I was given a suggestion from a friend to talk about this guy, but I'm not sure here. So here's a picture of. . . Abby? Eh, my real name's a girl's name IRL even though I'm a dude.

Ice: wait. . . Oh right, this is the wrong one. Here it is.

Ice: ok, what am I supposed to talk about here? There's not really much to talk about this guy. So now wha--

Then I was cut off by the sound of my door opening and came through it was my right-hand man, shay the indoraptor.

How shay talks? Well try talking without using lips and imagine a slightly monstrous voice and you'd be close.

Shay: hey boss, I see you're having problems here.

Ice: i definitely am, Not sure what I'm supposed to do here.

Shay: you were supposed to talk about her.

Ice: her?

Shay: yeah, the girl in the picture above mine.

Ice: hol' the fuck up. Abby's a chick!?

Shay: yes.

Ice: Jesus, where's her breasts?

Shay: on her chest.

Ice: i meant boobs, not folded up go-gurt packets! I see the nipples, but not the rest of the breast!

Shay: sources says this was the person she was modeled off from.

Ice: *mutters* jesus christ. Is she trans or juicing up steroids?

Shay: i don't know which. But back to the topic at hand, I understand your confusion sir, I was playing the game when I came across a sex-scene. I thought I was watching yaoi and freaked out before I checked her wiki. But even then so, she's just too wide for me to remeber that it's a she.

Ice: ok boobs, or lack thereof, aside, how is she that buff? Isn't she in the middle of an apocalypse of zombies loving to spread aids and their love through hickies with the addition of food being scarce to the point of being rationed? How much does she have to eat with the limited food she consumes to get that amount of muscles? Also, why does abby have a long ponytail? Wouldn't that be a bad idea to have during the apocalypse and wanting to hunt down a family killer since it can get caught and grabbed by anything and anyone?

Shay: i don't know how to deal with any of this at all. But as to how she's buff, it says she's been hitting the gym for years so she could kill Joel or something, but even then so she still shouldn't be as jacked she is now. Also, a person named tanzsu_makgiuo sent me this.

Ice: abby punching uzaki's head off?

Shay: this was most likely due to uzaki-chan's body being "unrealistic" even though there are people like her in real life.

Ice: but she is unrealistic! Just look at her! That shouldn't even be really possible! Y'know what? I'm gonna fix this flaming bullshit!

Then i grabbed my almighty pencil and went straight to uzaki-chan, determined to make her realistic.

Ice: woo! Problem solved. Not she's as real as a Karen's chance of harassing and assaulting an employee.

Shay: actually boss, they say her body unrealistic. So they make her older, bigger, and/or fatter and say she's "fixed".

Ice: not only that, but are they seriously going to be bitching about an ANIME character of all things? Where unrealistic body proportions is and always will be in anime? When there are countless examples of other characters that's even more unrealistic than she is? Like these following images.

Shay: . . . I think i had a stroke.

Ice: and I couldn't breath when I was looking for these to use how dumb it is to be a major bitch about how unrealistic one anime character is. Anyway, that's all for today.

Shay: bye, hope I made a good impression or something!