(This was made when I asked my friend what Mountain Dew tasted like)

How does a chilled can, orange flavored beverage, in need of a sip, somehow turn out to be so delicious?

How do we emerge victorious from the party? Leave all the people unsatisfied and thirsty?

Yo, turns out we have a secret beverage, an ice cold drink who's unafraid to step in, it's constantly pleasing, satisfying the Frenchman, EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICA'S FAVORITE SODA!

MOUNTAIN DEW!

It's taking everyone by surprise, making everyone not thirsty!

MOUNTAIN DEW!

And it's never gonna stop until everyone's hyped up on sugar!

MOUNTAIN DEW!

Watch it engaging 'em, escaping 'em, enraging 'em!

MOUNTAIN DEW

I go to the store for more things, I come back with more

Lemons, and limes, and carbonation.

We rendezvous with Sprite, decarbonate their gifts!

We can end this party now, drink all the soda, but for this to succeed, there's another drink we need!

I know

FANTA

Sir, it knows what to do on the bench, orange flavored and great with the French, I mean-

FANTA

Sir, you're gonna have to drink it eventually, what's it gonna do on the shelf I mean-

FANTA

No drink has more bubbles or matches it's multi flavored brilliance!

FANTA

You wanna fight for your Sprite back?

I need my chilled can back!

Yeah! Get your chilled can back! You know you gotta get your chilled can back! I mean you gotta put some thought into the flavor, but the sweeter the better to get your chilled can BACK!

Oooh, orange flavored Fanta, I have parties waiting for you.

If I drink you right now, together we can be hyper, ooh, orange flavored Fanta, I have guests that will drink you.

If  we satisfy the guests, they'll buy more soda pop, ooo the party will never be the saaame orange Faaannttaaa.