NO, KRIS AND ANRI, THIS IS NOT THE DAMN 'TRUE WEDDING' OKAY?!

>///////<

IT'S UNBARU

UNBARU!

UNA IZAKURA

AND

SUBARU SAKAMAKI

AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, LEZ START

Gab: =w=

Una: ^^ *blasting her loud music*

Others: *doing their regular stuff*

Gab: Ahem... So... =w=

Una: ?-?

Kris: ^^

Anri: ^^

Kriks: =-=

Swift: *hanging upside down from the railings*

Gab: *throws invitations everywhere* IT'S THE UNBARU WEDDING TODAY PEEPS! SO GET YOUR CLOTHINGS STRAIGHT AND PREPARE!!!

Una: O//////O *runs away*

Gab: =w= *snaps fingers and Una appears* *drags her to a room*

Una: IYAAAAAHHHH!!! OKAA ONEGAI YAMETE!!! IYAAAAA---- *gets dragged in le room*

TSE peeps: 0-0

Kriks and Swift: *drags Subaru (DL) to another room*

Subaru (DL): *screaming like crazy*

Subaru (TSE): Ara~ Ara~

-Una-

Gab: *shows le dress* =w=

Una: @////////@ That is too mature

Gab: Well aren't you~? ^^

Una: >////< Why!

Kris and Anri: Nyeheheheh~

Gab: Una Yumina-Izakura Sakamaki~ ^^

Kris: OwO

Anri: =w=

Una: >///< CHRISTINE ETHERALIA YUMINA-KANZAKI IKARUGA!!!

Anri: XD

Kris: SHIIIIIP~!!!

Gab: *chokes* DAMMIT

-Subaru-

Subaru: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING! I AM NOT WEARING THAT!

Tenma: You're wearing this or else Gab will murder me!!!

Subaru: I. WILL. NOT

Yuto: Subaru, chill, it's a wedding. Don't you wanna get married to Una?

Shimon: *nods*

Subaru: Fine---

All boys: *hears Una screaming for help, Gab laughing like a madwoman and Anri and Kris shouting 'SHIP'*

~Timeskip~

Subaru: *walks down the aisle* -//////-

Guests: *claps*

Flower girls: *throws flowers*

Kris: Heart, beats fast~

Anri: Colors and promises~

Both: How to be brave~ How can I love when I'm afraid~ To fall~

*doors open*

Una: *walks down le aisle* >/////<

Gab: ^w^ *clapping her hands*

Anri: But watching you stand~ Alone~

Kris: All of my doubts~ Suddenly goes away somehow~

Both: One~ Step~ Clo... ser~

Gab: ^^

Una: -/////-

Subaru: *sees Una* 0////0

~Timeskip~

Priest: Do you, Subaru Sakamaki, take Una Izakura, as you lawfully wedded wife, and love her in sickness and in health, til death do you part?

Subaru: ....I-I... I do

Gab, Kris, Anri: *fangirling in their seats*

Priest: Do you, Una Izakura, take Subaru Sakamaki as your lawfully wedded husband, and love him in sickness and in health, til death do you part?

Una: >/////< I-I DO, BAKA!!! 0///0 Oops..?

Gab: Pfffft----

Shaine: Tsundere much?

Priest: O_o I now pronounce you... husband and wife... You may now, kiss the bride~! *throws his bible up in the air* ^w^

Gab: 0w0

Subaru: *shakily lifts Una's veil and kisses her quickly* >/////<

Una: @/////@

Kris and Anri: SHIP GOT CANNON!!!

Shaine: YIPPEE!!!! *jumping around*

Gab: My dear daughter... *dramatically wipes le tear*

Kris: SHIP IT!!

Anri: YAS!!!

-Le Car-

Driver: ......... (inside: I'll keep my mouth shut now. I might get buried alive)

UnBaru: *not making contact of any sort cuz they're too shy* -/////////-

Driver: ...............Awkward?

-Le Reception Area-

Gab: TO LE GROOM!!! *raises cup of sake*

Everyone: TO THE GROOM! >w<

Gab: WHO IS NICKNAMED 'VROOM VROOM!!!'

Subaru: 💢💢💢💢

Una: PFFFT---

Gab: TO THE BRIDE!!! *shakes cup of sake*

Everyone: TO THE BRIDE!!! ^~^

Gab: WHO STAYS BY HIS SIDE!!!

Everyone: WHOO!!!

Subaru: (inside: Why is Una's better than mine...)

Una: (inside: pfffft---)

Gab: FROM THY MOTHER!!! > ∇ <

Everyone: 0-0 Thy mother..?

Gab: WHO IS VERY SUPPORTIVE!!

Kris: 0w0

Anri: =w= *hugging Yuto*

Yuto: ^^

Tenma: ;-;

Gab: MAY YOU BE!!! ETERNALLY HAPPY!!! *chugs down sake*

Jiila: MILADY, YOU DON'T HAVE HIGH ALCOHOL TOLERANCE!!!

Gab: *was already drunk* Ehehehe~

Everyone: 0-0;;

Tenma: Kris, darling~

Kris: Hm?

Tenma: When will we get properly married?

Kris: *makes old wifi sounds* ............

Anri: TENKRIS!

Gab: *rolls around*

Una: OKAA, MY DEAR IMOUTO!

Gab: DON'T WORRY, I'M FIIIIIINEEEE~

Shaine: Jaa~ Time for the first dance then~ ^^

UnBaru: EH?!

Kris: @/////@

Anri: =w=

Gab: *laughing loudly* ^//////^

Jiila: *sighs*

Shaine: *turns on waltz music*

Subaru: *puts a hand on her waist*

Una: *puts her hand on his shoulder*

UnBaru: *waltz dances* -////////-

~Timeskippeu~

Shaine: CUT. THE. CAKE~~~!!! \(^^)/

Una: =-= Lemme guess, it's that magical cake again?

Subaru: What magical cake?

Una: *deadpans at him* It can only be cut if the couple cuts it *ahem* together

Subaru: ............0-0

Shaine: Yesh, Gab picked it out~

Una: -////- Fine

UnBaru: *cuts it both* ^^"

Gab: A TOAST TO THE NEWLYWEDS!!!! ^/////^ *passes out*

TenKris: 0-0

YunRi: O_o

Hiro: Where is her husband when you need him... -_-

Jiila: *shrugs* We don't know

Gab: *revives herself* *starts to cling to le tree again* ^^

Hiro: 0-0 Imouto-nee...

Jiila: *facepalms*

~Timeskip to le house~

Una: ONLY ONE BED?!?!!

Subaru: *speechless*

Una: (inside: FINE I'LL SLEEP WITH HIM BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I CARE YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT!) -/////-

Subaru: -/////-

~Another timeskip~

UnBaru: *sleeps*

Subaru: *stirs awake* Una... I'm glad I met you. I'm glad you're mine now. I'm glad that you loved me back too... *SMILEOTIS ATTACK*

Una: *was awake* (////-////)  Me too, Subaru

Subaru: -_-... 0-0 You were awake?

Una: Yeah..? ?-?

Subaru: I DIDN'T MEAN TO SAY IT. I MEAN, NO, I NEVER SAID THOSE WORDS, MAYBE YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS. ARE YOU EVEN OKAY? TCH, I'M NOT ASKING IF YOUR OKAY BECAUSE I CARE ALRIGHT? DON'T GET THE WRONG IDEA

Una: ^^" Hai... Hai....

~Bonus~

Gab: My dear angel is growing up~ *was sitting on le branch next to the window* T//w//T

Shimon: Why are you there? *was on the ground*

Gab: 0-0 Uhh....

Shimon: ...

Gab: ...

*le awkwardness*

Done~! ^^