This is a Christmas chapter, I know its late but bare with me. I was sooo busy with the Christmas festivities and I lost track of time to finish this. And this includes all the characters of (my version) Dreamswap and many other aus. This also include my Dreamquility AU, a new Alternate Universe I created. I will tell you who is who~

QT AU casts:

Claret - (AU of Nightmare)
Rigel - (AU of Dream)
Ebony - (AU of Cross)
Bruise - (AU of Ink)
Suture - (AU of Error)
Divine - (AU of Blue)

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Cross: I have a great idea! We hang a mistletoe but instead of kissing the person underneath, we have to fight them to the death!

Error: We are not doing that!

Ink: So its going to be like a fist fight? A mistlefoe

Cross: Exactly!

Ink: Noice

Error: Don't encourage her!!

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Nightmare: By the way, out of sheer curiosity, what size do you wear?

Claret: *narrowing her eyes* Why do you need my size?

Nightmare: *shrugging innocently* No reason. Just curious~

Claret: *eyes narrowed* This is for the Christmas costumes isn't it?

Nightmare: C'mon Claret, please? I already got my sexy Santa costume. The other's sexy costumes comes in the mail tomorrow. All that's left is the sexy snowman and that's you!

Claret: I am NOT dressing like a sexy snowman. It doesn't even make sense and white colors doesn't suit me

Nightmare: *pouts* Okay. Sorry for bringing it up. I won't get the costume.

Claret: *seeing how disappointed Nightmare is and then she sigh* Medium

Nightmare: *perks up* What?

Claret: *grumbling* I'm a size medium

Nightmare: *hugging her* Fuck yes!

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Cross: *notices the landmines- I mean mistletoes hanging around the ceiling like landmines, then glares at Dream who is a 5 feet away from her* Don't you dare come close to me

Dream: *is confuse and looks up, then he laugh* As if anyone would want to kiss you

Cross: Bitch please! My lips are kissable

Dream: *laughs* Nightmare's more kissable

Nightmare: *chokes on eggnog*

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Dream: What are you going to bring to Christmas dinner?

Nightmare: My negative attitude and my sparkling personality!

Dream: ..... Nighty, we talked about this-

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Bruise: Merry christmas, my poison berry. Here, I got this for you~ *gives her a gift*

Ebony: Oh, thanks, you didn't have to- *opens the gift* Um...

Bruise: *eyes are twinkling*

Ebony: Bruise, jagiya, this is a picture of you.

Bruise: That's right. Only the best for you, love!

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Claret: *dressing up as Santa for christmas* Ho ho ho, I heard someone has been naughty~

Rigel: *flustered* Yeah, I've been naughty... You should punish me

Bruise: *covering his eyes: OH GAWD PLEASE NO!

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Nightmare: Guys, Dream is missing!

Cross: Good

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Blue: *texting* Hey can you pick me up I'm drunk.

Blue: Oh you don't have to anymore. I'm home now.

Ink: Yes, I'm aware of that after dropping you off at home.

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Suture: Can you cut me some slack, Divibear? I'm sort of in love.

Divine: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.

Suture: I'm in love with you.

Divine: *gives her a blank look with a tinge of blush on his cheek* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

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Ink: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart.

Cross: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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*the whole Dreammare gang stalking the SD!Dreammare couple*

Helios: *sweating* Eclipse, there's something I need to ask you-

Eclipse: Finally! You're proposing!

Helios: How'd you know?

Eclipse: Honey, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner. I even picked it up once.

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Nightmare: Hey Dream, how big is your Christmas tree at the JR this Christmas?

Dream: Hmm *opens his arms wide* I don't know, I think this big?

Nightmare: *runs into Dream's arms and hug him* Sooo, really big then? *cuddles, smiles at him*

Dream: *flustered* Nightmare!

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Cross: *singing* I kiss you a Merry Christmas, I kiss you a Merry Christmas!

Ink: Um... these are not the lyrics

Cross: Do you want that kiss, Inky?

Ink: .....Yes

Cross: So kindly shut your mouth and let me kiss you :3

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*Blue and Error under a door frame, noticing the mistletoe ontop*

Blue: You know what they say, you have to kiss the person under the mistletoe'

Error: Uhhh

Error: Blue, that's a lettuce leaf

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Dream: Why are Error and Blue sitting with their backs to each other?

Ink: They had a fight.

Dream: Its Christmas today! Why are they fighting? *after finding out that Error and Blue had a fight*

Ink: Its about the Christmas meal

Dream: Then why are they holding hands?

Nightmare: They get sad when they fight.

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Bruise: Help, I can't find my waifu!

Random Stranger: What does she look like?

Bruise: *sobbing* BEAUTIFUL!

Ink: *witnessing this* WTF!

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(I know this chapter is weird lol)
Anywho...

❤️爪乇尺尺ㄚ 匚卄尺丨丂ㄒ爪卂丂!🎄