... Quoted for you from the video I found. Kids are Honest, right? 😉

Enjoy:

1. Mother: 'Do you want a brother or a sister?'

Little son answers: 'A Puppy!  ^_^ '

2. Little kid broke an egg in the middle of the room

The father asks him: 'Why did you do that?'

The kid answers 'And why not?' ( 😂 ) 

3. Two little brothers traveling on a back seat of a car

Brother 1 asks: 'Gonna behave?'

Brother 2 answers: 'No way! :D '

Brother 1: 'Oh well, then I'll behave'!  ( at least one of them will behave, yay! 😤👍 )

4. A mother asks a little girl: Say 'I love you'

The little girl says: '... Or not'! :D

( wow, what an assertive child! 😁👍 she decides what to do herself, lol )

5. They gave a little boy a Microphone to say something at the party

The boy said to the Microphone: 'I'm not saying Anything'! 😆😆😆

( - Your right, Kid! :) - you don't have to )

6. A toddler got caught Playing with his mother's Make Up Kit

The Mother asked: 'Are you supposed to be playing with my make up?'

The Toddler calmly answered 'Yup' - & kept playing ( lol ! 😂 )

7. A 4-year-old Girl with a back pack on her back said:

The Girl: 'I wanted Some Boyfriend - so I'm Moving Out' 
( ... - Excuse me, child? 😆😆😆 ) 

.. Oh, now I understand: Her dad said that 'She can't Have a Boyfriend in this House! XD '

( Be careful what you tell your children, Dear Parents - They take it Literally, & very Seriously! 😆 )