Me: So there's this girl in school, she's really pretty, and it's not fair!

Mom: Are you saying I gave birth to an ugly child?

Me: No, I'm saying you gave birth to a stupid child.

Sister: Sapphire, don't say that about yourself! *hugs me*

Me: I wasn't talking about me.

Sister: *is on the floor laughing*

Me: 😎😎😎 GET REKT SCRUB!

Mom: Burn!

Me: No, don't say that.

Sister: *through laughs* The best part is that it's true!