Genshin Impact

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After so long I'm able to post pictures
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Oh look a fun open world game about anime stuff *le gasp*AND ITS FREE!
said innocent me who never played a gacha game in his life.... *sigh* THOSE DAMN WEAPONS AND SUCCROSES. I DON'T EVEN HAVE SUCCROSES IN MY MAIN TEAM I ONLY USE HER FOR THOSE WIND PUZZLES AND TO GET DANDELION SEEDS OR SOMETHING AAAAAHHH-

Anyways... When I was in Liyue the guards looked like my nervous system when I hit my funny bone

Oh, reminds me of that damn daily commission of sabotaging the balloon. I want to strangle whoever created it.I almost finished it 5 times, but guess what? It suddenly learned the ways of an ender man.

Fortunately I was able to finish the damn mission.... Barely.

Xinque is just a Kakashi wannabe and he is annoying. Zhongli is cool, I like his voice. QiQi runs while T-posing to assert dominance alongside Klee. And that reminds me of the childish fat guy who you play hide and seek with.... I hated myself after that mission since I couldn't find him many times, and that damn time trail AND DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THESE DAMN TIME TRIALS!

Also I had this world mission for so long its called the CHI of something I don't remember. That mission is very hard I still can't finish it. You have to protect some sort of crystal and fight in the first wave a Ruins Guard, the second wave THREE Ruins Guards, and last but not least a damn Ruins Hunter that always targets the crystal.... I just stopped doing that mission since it'll make me mad.

Mona is T H I C C. Jean has thighs. Lisa is Lisa. Amber wants us deported when we first met. Venti is on crack. Captain Pie 'Diluc' has GER. Kaeya hates the number 4. Xianling is a food maniac. Barbara is adorable. Beidou looks cool. Noelle is the Rem/Ram of the game. Sucrose I'm starting to hate due to the gatcha system, but I'm okay with her for the most part she helps with alchemy which is epic. Childe is a child. That pharmacy dude is just a Walmart Orichimaru. Razor has a stand.

And last but not least
         Paimon is emergency food.

Just remember to hoard everything in the game. And have fun.

Now I shall be in this mood:

This "chapter" was supposed to be released 2 days ago but Wattpad was like

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