Brackenfoot: Pony-Patch-Cupcake-Cat! Sand-Butterfly-Gorse-Kitty...

Sandgorse: WHAT? I'M NOT A KITTY! STOP CALLING ME THAT STUPID NICKNAME!

*Patchpelt is busy eating apple pie and chooses to ignore Brackenfoot*

Brackenfoot: PONY-PATCH-CUPCAKE-CAT! He made me cry!

*With a reluctant sigh, Patchpelt looks up*

Patchpelt: Who?

Brackenfoot: Sand-Butterfly-Gorse-Kitty!

*Sandgorse stomps off angrily*

Patchpelt: Who's Sand-Whatever-You-Just-Said?

Thrushpelt*walking over*: I think he means Sandgorse, sir.

Brackenfoot: Hi Thrush-Banana-Sandwich-Cat!

Patchpelt: Why does he keep calling everyone these WEIRD names?

Thrushpelt: Your nicknames are good, sir, obviously, but he isn't as talented at coming up with names, sir. Um, I think he's doing it because he's watched you call Firestar Fire-Fire-Cheese-Cat, sir.

Brackenfoot: Are you talking about Rainbow-Fire-Candy-Chocolate-Kit?

Patchpelt: Great cheese ponies, maybe Palebird was right when she insisted that he was mentally insane.

Brackenfoot: She wouldn't say that! She's nice! I like Bird-Taco-Apple...

Patchpelt: Let's ignore him. Why did you come over here?

Thrushpelt: Well, sir, you see, sir, I had an idea, sir...

Patchpelt: ENOUGH WITH THE SIR STUPIDITY!

Thrushpelt: Yes, sir, I'm terribly sorry, sir...

Patchpelt: Never mind...just go on.

Thrushpelt: So, sir, Cloudtail...

Brackenfoot*really loud*: Are you talking about Pizza-Cloud-Cookie-Fat....

*A bunch of cookies come from the sky and hit Brackenfoot in the head when he says fat*

Brackenfoot: NOW A MONSTER WILL HIT YOU, Thrush-Banana-Sandwich-Cat!

Thrushpelt: What's wrong with him? More nonsense? A monster will not hit me...

*Jayfeather's monster comes speeding by and runs Thrushpelt over. Birchfall follows close behind but he avoids the group of cats*

Jayfeather: OOPS! Sorry!

Patchpelt: Maybe Brackenfoot doesn't always say ridiculousness....he was right that time, at least.

Brackenfoot: Bye, Purple-Birch-Donut-Cat! Bye, Blind-Jay-Cherry-Flower-Cat!