Poppy's POV:
"What? What do you mean 'one problem'?' I asked Creek.
"I think there may be a few issues along the way.." He answered.
"Well there's nothing that can stop me." I replied.
"Okayy...whatever. But don't blame me if we all die." He shrugged.
"We're not going to die." I said.
"Yea....just maybe a broken leg,ripped skin,loss of hair,starvation, risk of colds,coughs,hurt bones,maybe a few bruised bones,lots of scratches, bug bites,loss of blood somewhat cuts,and a minor concussion. That should be it." Feath listed.
"Uh...yeaaaa....ok..so..let's um go.." I stuttered.
"Oh don't worry Poppy,we can just get therapy at the end." Creek smiled.
"Sure..." I glanced at him.
We started onwards to the troll tree following Creek's directions.
"You do know where you're going right?" I asked.
"Sure..." He answered.
After a while of walking I saw Creek make a sharp turn next to a tree. We followed him.
"What's this?" I asked.
"It's me taking a dump. Enjoy." He answered while going behind.
"Awh gross .." I scrunched my face up.
"No one said you had to stay." Creek retorted.
I just walked away.
I looked over to where Feath was and saw him looking down at something.
"Hey Feath what are you doing?" I questioned.
"Observing this Rolly Poley" He answered.
"Oh."
"You know what I find interesting about this thing? It has something in common with you." He said.
"And what's that?" I asked.
"You both roll around in poop all day and you smell bad." He answered.
"Hey!" I yelled.
"Now I know for sure why they called you Poopy." Feath nodded his head.
"Its not Poopy! Its Poppy!" I hollered.
"Oh Poppy? The flower Poppy? Like the ones bees like to poop in?" Feath replied.
"Why." I shook my head and accidentally bumped into Creek as he was walking towards me.
"Let's go Poopy." He said.
"Thanks." I sarcastically said.
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