Stupid idiots fell in the ditch

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Poppy's POV
"What the heck!!!! Creek you're insane! Like you're actually insane! I don't know what you mean!!!" I yelled at him.

"Why can't you understand this! You're so dumb." He rolled his eyes.

"No I'm not! It just doesn't make sense." I said.

"Ok so we KNOW what we're looking for. BUT we DON'T at the same time." He said.

"Ohhhhh." I said
"Get it now?"
"No."

"We know that we're looking for your friends,but we don't know what to look for to find them. We have no idea where they are,therefore,we don't know what we're looking for." He explained.

"OH! THAT MAKES SO MUCH MORE-

Feath threw a rock at my brain.

" Ow!!!!! What the heck man!" I yelled.
"You were being to loud." He calmly answered back.
"You didn't have to plant a meteorite in my organs!" I whisper/ shouted back .

"Meteorite!! That was a pebble! Stop overreacting!" He said.
"Are you for real?! That was a whole boulder!" I snapped.

"What?!" He came over to my head and knocked on it," what are you doing?"

"Seeing if anyone's home. Apparently not,all I found was this pea in your head." He spit his tongue out at me.

"How dare you! First you throw a boulder at me and then you suggest I don't have a brain!"

"Calm down miss drama queen!" He elbowed me.

"What is going on over here!" Creek came over.
"She's overreacting about a pebble I tossed in her direction." Feath said.
"A pebble?! He threw the whole freakin planet Mars at me!" I said.

"Now I'm kinda regretting I didn't!" He spat.
"Stop it! You guys need to stop arguing!"  Creek said.

"Ok Mr. Fat elbows." Feath crossed his arms.
"Who are you calling fat elbows,Nickel nose!" He spat back.

"Your nose is so flat we could barbecue on it." Feath answered.

"Well at least I don't lick the toilet seat!" Creek yelled.
"Lick the toilet seat?! You pee on trees!" He answered.
"*gasp* How dare you! You put your head in your pants!"
"You smell bad!"
"You look ugly!"
"You smell dogs!"
"That's so random!!!"

"Guys. Please. No. Just...stop... Anyways going back to what Creek said about what we're looking for,I think I know where we can go. " I said.

"Like to the bathroom?" Feath asked.

"No you dimwit! To find our friends!" Creek slapped Feath on the back of the head.

"I think the bergens would keep them locked up inside don't you think so too?" I said.

"No,I think they'd leave them out for display." Creek came up and slapped me too on the back of the head.

"Can you answer like a normal person!?" I said.

"No. Now let's go to this place so-called the inside." Creek answered.

"Hey is it just me or have you noticed that we're out in full display also. I'm surprised we haven't been caught,yknow? Considering how loud y'all are." Feath said.

"That's true. It seems awfully empty and quiet. I wonder where they all went." I answered looking around and observing the place.

"Maybe they're inside eating our friends." Creek shrugged

"Oh how sentimental you are." I rolled my eyes.
"I think we should really get out of view just to be safe." Feath suggested.

"Are you drunk? There's NO ONE here! Why waste our time walking around when we can just go through? Eh?" Creek said.

"Ahm...I don't know about that..." Feath answered.

"Oh come on don't be a wuss. Look,there's no one." Creek started yodeling to show Feath there was no one.

"Ack fine." Feath sighed.

We started walking through when as we were almost there,we saw an obvious ditch.

"Hey! Careful for the ditch." Creek said.
"You mean this one?" Feath asked.

"Is there another one?" Creek rolled his eyes at his dumbness.

Unexpectedly Feath fell in the hole and brought down Poppy with him.

"Ahhhgg!"

THUNK

"What the heck!! Why'd you bring me here! No no no. We were so close! Argh!!! Darn it now were stuck!" I yelled.

"I don't know if you guys knew this, but when I said ,be careful for the ditch  I kinda meant BE. CAREFUL. FOR. THE. DITCH! " creek yelled back.

We paced around for a bit.

"So what am I supposed to do now? You nincompoops didn't miss a super evident ditch and I'm up here!" Creek asked.

"Go on with out us. Its ok." I said.

"Uhm...are you sure though? I'm worried." Creek said.

"Aw,we'll be fine-

"Not you, self-centered swines, I mean for me! I'm worried you'll do something retarded while I'm gone." He said.

"Ok wow...no we won't." Feath answered.

"K then, bye." Creek left.











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