A (Semi) Normal Family

Màu nền
Font chữ
Font size
Chiều cao dòng

Alex P.O.V
You know how at their wedding Y/N Northman was telling Godric something but there was this huge cliffhanger that probably no one cared about?

Well Y/N was telling Godric he was.... pregnant.

How?

Apparently, fae males can do that.

Yep, my dad was fae.

Well is but, also a vampire.

Hence why he didnt meet the true death that one time.

He just temporeraly lost his memory.

Me and my brother grew up only knowing our father, Godric.

Uncle Eric and Dad were forcefully taken when we were born.

At least, that's what Father told us.....










































Jk! Dad is heating up dinner in the kitchen right now!

Oh my Godric! Did you suckers actually believe my bullshit!

Please don't stop reading this fanfic! It was a joke!

And Uncle Eric! He's having sex with Aunt Sookie.

I don't know why they can't do it at their own house though.

You didn't hear that from me though.

You heard it from Aaron.

*wink* *wink*

"TIME FOR DINNER!!!! I DONT CARE IF YOU'RE HAVING SEX! ZIP UP YOUR PANTS EVERYONE OR I'LL EAT EVERYTHING!" Dad yelled.

He is NOT kidding.

Learned that the hard way.

I'm still a virgin though.

We all rushed to the table.

"Remember children. Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die." Dad said, passing out the synthetic blood. "Don't be like your kinky uncle."

"Says the kinkiest brother of them all." Uncle Eric muttered so our parents could hear.

"Hey! Me and Godric never had sex!" Dad said defensively.

"Who was screaming daddy last night?" Aaron asked. "I was trying to read but somebody was moaning too loud."

If you are wondering if this is a normal conversation in our house, then yes.

Our parents drank their blood quickly then rushed into a coffin because they wanted to avoid the awkward conversation.

And morning is coming.

Eric and Sookie left soon after.

Aaron P.O.V
It's the next night.

"Hey bro, guess what I found." My brother said, disrupting my fanfiction reading.

I need to know if Jungkook and Taehyung get together!

DONT JUDGE ME!

LET ME SHIP WITHOUT JUDGEMENT!

"What do you want?" I ask, rolling my eyes at my younger sibling.

"I found a box of videos of our parents! Want to watch them?"

Hmmm, sounds interesting.

They never really talk about how they met.

All we know is 8 months ago we were born and they got married 5 hours before that.

Thats one of the things about being half fae, half vampire.

You age fast, then you just kinda stay at a certain age.

If anything you would think our parents were our younger brothers.

But eh, we love them.

At least I JHope so!

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Get it?

JHope? BTS?

Nobody?

Aish~

You people need to educate yourselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt-yOFYSxbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5efWmDqX3KQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5efWmDqX3KQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTlv5_Bs8aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTlv5_Bs8aw


Just some songs to help you.

"Sure, sound fun." I said.

We put in a VHS tape.

At the begining of the film, it seemed a bit old fashioned.

Omg! Is this a documentary!?

AWESOME!!!

"Uggggghh, its a documentery. Why did it have to be a nerd film?" Alex groaned.

On the screen was pictures of our parents, Uncle Eric, and Pam.

*time skip brought to you by my lingering deppresion from Godric's death*

Welp, that was interesting.

Godric P.O.V
"Sweetheart?" I say to my husband who's climbing into our bed/coffin.

I wrap my arms around his waist.

"Yeah honey?" He kisses my forehead.

"Am I a bad parent?"

I dont want to screw up.

He smacked me upside the head, causing me to glare at him slightly.

"What!? Im exerciseing my vows!" He pouts. "Now sleep and stop being a worry warts."

Aish, he's going to be the death of me.

Trying to catch up on HW and trying to update be like:

Thx guys for your support!!! I'm glad you have enjoyed my writing (even if it's shitty as fuck).

Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: Truyen2U.Pro