Jin: I'm the oldest so I'm obviously getting it yall can swerve

Jhope: ok well without me, you and jam monster over there would be worse dancers ghan now

Jimin: I have the charms of a sponge cake soI obviously deserve it

V: *growls*

Jungkook: Im telling on you guys if you dont give me it

Rapmon: I deal with all of your shit

BTS: fuck. you're right. Fine you eat it

Suga: *rises from sleep* nO. tHaT piZzA iS miNe.

BTS: HOLY SHIT HES AWAKE. YES, SIR MIN YOONGI OUR ALMIGHTY LORD AND SAVIOR YOU MAY EAT ANYTHING YOU LIKE, SIRE