Rap Mon: *opens door accidentally steps on baby* shit not again *closes door*
J-Hope: Oh my! Look at this wonderful child! Let me take you and care for you and feed you and never tell anyone about a missing child because you're so precious and *whispers* ur all mine.
V: omg child, why u so sad. let's play a game called shoot the hoodlums! Here's your gun and here's mine
Jimin: *opens door* *pulls out jam bottle* *puts out butter knife* *spreads jam on the infant* you now have jams *slowly backs away* *closes the door*
Jin: come my child, i will take you inside and feed you my famous egg rolls, then make ur hair and make up done and maybe search for ur owners
Suga: is someone at my door? *never actually got to check up*
Jungkook: *on the doorstep*
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