Jungkook: wassup evry1, *hic* ur new leadah Jungkook is here!!! *hic*

Rapmon: say wat kid

Jungkook: yh, u heard me loud n clear i'm the new waaaay better leadah around here, *hic*

Suga: alrite who was on kookie watch tonig- woah I can smell the booze from here how much did u drink?

Jungkook: heh *hic* our lil suga hyung is scolding me. *hic* Look evryone isnt he so cuteeee~

Suga: say that again u lil shit-

Jungkook: he luks lyk them hic japanese riceballs wit the seaweed *hic* hehe now all he needs to do is *hic* dye his hair dark green

Suga: I will hurt u jung-fukking-kook

Jin: thats enuf now yoongi, tae bring some water-

Jungkook: seokjin seokji suckjin *hic* y did I even place u 1st in looks? *hic* Im clearly more handsome than u

Jin: tae forget the water, bring me my rolling pin

Rapmon: this wos bound 2 happen guys, chill jungkooks just enjoying his puberty rn

Jungkook: oh shutup namgook, my dicks bigger than urs

J-hope: Pfftt ahahahHAHAHAHHAHA

Rapmon: ure dead kid n stfu hoesuck, u sAY UR FULL OF HOPE BUT UR DICKS NOT LOOKING SO HOPEFUL IN SIZE, TAE BRING ME THE BROOM STICK

J-hope: o yea? FigHT ME IRL, C WOT HAPPENS NAMGOOK

Suga: tae bring my baseball bat, I cant stand these childish behaviour

//Jimin walks in after a shower looking hella hot with water droplets trickling down his prominent abs and man did I mention he looks so damn hot that u can hear *sizzling noises*

Jungkook: jiminnie hyunggg~

Jimin: d-did u jus call me hyung? y'alL HEARD THAT RIGHT?

Jin: yea but hes drunk

Jimin: I heard people r the most honest then :')

Jungkook: //walks over to hug him// u do know ily rite hyungg~ *hic* I always end up bullying u bcos idk how to act around the person I like, *hic* sorry hyung

Jimin: *gasp* Jungkookie♥

Jungkook: Jiminnie hyung♥

Suga: jeon jungkook i s2g if u dont get the fuck awAY frOM hIM YOU'LL B OUR NEW DOORMAT, FFS TAE WHERES MY BASEBALL BAT