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*Min Suga lays on his 10 ft Persian couch as J-hope massages his feet and V fans him with a feather*
Suga: its so nice to get a day off and relax
V: yea hyung you’ve been working really hard lately
J-hope: what are u talking about, he’s been laying there like that for a week
Suga: quiET, I need quiet
Jin: well that’s too bad princess, this is the room with the nicest mirror so you’re gonna have to listen to me talking to myself
Suga: *snaps his fingers* taehyung
V: im on it
*Taehyung picks up a screaming and struggling jin off the ground and carries him out of the room*
Rapmon: where is he taking him
Suga: the dungeons where he can join all the other slaves
Rapmon: u mean jungkook
Suga: and sometimes jimin
Jimin: did someone say my name ??
Suga: uhhHH
Jimin: hello, i can see you are not busy
Suga: actually I am, im really busy
Jimin: yea….you’re busy being glorious
Suga: ok fine you can come in. but dont bother me jimin, im trying to have a peaceful moment ok
Jimin: the world is never truly at peace
Suga: wha-
Jimin: there will always be tears. always be pain
Suga: can you shuT up
Jimin: these wars are everlasting
Suga: ok you know what, jimin, come here
Jimin: yes hyung
Suga: I have a misson for you
Jimin: yes hyung, anything
Suga: it seems hoseok is running out of lotion for my feet, go away and get me more
Jimin: wOw…..thank u for giving me a task of such importance
Suga: take taehyung with you. and be very careful, anything could go wrong
*at the store*
Jimin: ok taehyung, yoongi hyung only uses a very special kind of lotion. Its located in the most sacred part of the store
V: ooooo where
Jimin: skin care
V: ahhh *heads towards the skin care section*
Jimin: omg STOP! You can’t just walk right in. jeez haven’t you ever bought high class lotion before? there is a specific and proper process.
V: ummmm
Jimin: this product is limited edition and in high demand. There will be others who want it….they’re probably here with us right now…
V: so what should we do
Jimin: we need to get the whole stock for hyung. walk slowly…don’t look suspicious.
V: how would they know we’re after the lotion
Jimin:are u kidding, anyone could tell what we came for by our radiant skin
V: jimin….is that it
Jimin: dOn’t look directly at it
V: sorry sorry, the thrill of this mission is just making me nervous
Jimin: *panting* its ok its ok I’m getting an adrenaline rush also….which will be perfect to snatch that lotion
With his powerful thighs, he runs at the speed of light to get to the lotion. He reaches out but….another hand is already there
Jimin: jin!!!
Jin: jhahahAH you thought I was gonna let tht bitch yoongi get all the good lotion? Hell nO, my skin is much more important
Jimin: jin, you don’t wanna do this. Give me back the lotion
Jin: o really what are u gonna do hhAHAHA-
*Jimin suddenly does a triple backflip and knocks jin out*
Jimin: *blows on his fist* sorry hyung, had to be done
V: …..jimin, that was majestic. I’ve never been so turned on in my life
Jimin: that’s what happens when you’re rolling with ziimmiiiinnnnnn
V: whoa I think his lips are swollen
V and jimin: …..haHAHAHAAHAHHHAHH
Jimin: vgood one taehyung, come on lets go pay for this lotion and deliver it to our master
*Back at suga’s pimphouse*
Suga: ah, you have returned
Jimin: yUp…we ran into some trouble but…nothing we couldn’t handle
Suga: you are a brave and courageous one park jimin, more worthy than any of my other slaves
J-hope: literally all he did was get you lotion
Suga: and all you do, foolish one, is complain
J-hope: and rub your dryass
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