you: jiiiiiiiiiiiiin~
jeeeeeeeeeeannnnn
JAY Z
pig: yes honey?
you: should i just change your name to jay z
pig: you can do that?
you: yes
nO
pig: darn.
you: ugh its so lonely without you
sorta
i mean i do have someone to keep company
they're just not here yet
they exsist i mean i have a picture
pig: ARE YOU SEEING SOMEONE AND YOU'VE COME CLEAN
OR DID YOU SEND THE WRONG AND YOUR LIFE IS OVER
you: jin no its not like that
just sad that you're not here with me
to see the news with me
pig: i hate watching the news
you: i know you shouldn't be stressed
but i really want you to know these news
pig: YOURE NOT DEAD ARE YOU
you: .
yes jin.
im dead.
pig: NOOOO MY HONEY.
WE DIDNT EVEN START A FAMILY YET
you: why did i marry an idiot.
pig: A BEAUTIFUL IDIOT
you: ok yo're right about one thing
the other one not so much
pig: ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY.
you: jay z no, you're so beautiful
unicorns want you
pig: YES INDEED
then DID YOU ADOPT A KID
DID YOU STEAL JOON'S KID?
YOU KEPT COMPLAINING ABOTU HOW OUR KID WOULDN'T EVER BE THAT SMART
you: no i--
pig: YOU IDIOT WIFEY
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS WITH JOON'S WIFEY
DON'T RUIN OUR REALTIONSHIP
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE NAMJOON
you: GODDAMN IT JIN
IM FXCKING PREGNANT YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF SHXT.
pig: lanGUAGE
you: biTCH.
pig: gasp
no one has ever rejected my warning.
wifey.
WAIT
HWAT
you: <insert baby ultrasound>
pig: OH MY HOW BEAUTIFUL
what is it
you: the baby you shitface
pig: THIS IS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING WHILE I WAS ON THE WORLD TOUR?
you: no you--
pig: i was happy that we have a kid
but to think
you: YOUR FUCKING SUPER SPERMS GOT ME PREGGERS BOI
I KNEW I PREG BEFORE YA'LL LEFT BUT
i kinda forgot to twll you
pig: and you just remembered a month later
you: yes.
pig: im 200% sure you're being serious .
who's the idiot now
you: boi you thought/
pig: pd is calling us,
g2g honey
you: but
pig: BYE BABY
you: oh ok bye jay z
pig: i was talking to the fetus gurl
you: fuck you
pig: (;
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author nim has risen from the blood sweat and tears of bangtan and the waiting room of an x-ray place in which a Chinese family was having a boba slurping party.
(i dont mean to sound rude but DUDE I WANTED TO CHUCK THEIR STRAWS INTO THEIR EYES BECAUSE sTOP sluRPinG pleASE)
wonhae manhi manhi manhi
want it money money money
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