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authornim: my magical author magic worked?

krazykookykookie: who you?

authornim: im a potato

chimchim: how'd you get here?

authornim: magical author powers duh!

pig: saesang?

EVERYONE TAKE COVER

authornim: chill tf down eomma

you guys wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me

joonie: actually BangPDnim owns that title

authornim: shhhhhhhhh AUTHOR LOGIC

hopie: wowowwo why are you here then?

authornim: i HAVE BROUGHT A VERY IMPORTANT MSG.

taetae: and that is?

authornim: GASP TAETAE.

anypoo

WE'VE HIT 10K VIEWS

hopie: *screams*

OMOMOMOMOMOMOMO REALLY?

*screams loUDER*

joonie: don't scream irl

hopie: 10k guys, why arent you happy??

krazykookykookie: but its 11.5k

authornim: CLOSE ENOUGH

chimchim: i thought potatos couldn't talk

authornim: im a magical potato in disguise of a FANTABULOUS HUMAN BEING

taetae: but your name says "sparkly poop"

authornim: LET ME BELIEVE WHAT I WANT TO BELIEVE.

infiresman: . . .

authornim: ITS YOONGS.

WHERES YOUR MIXTAPE

I GOT READY TO DIE SO MANY TIMES.

IM ABOUT TO SUE YOU MIN SUGA

infiresman: chill your fangirling butt.

i said August, never said what year
*smug shrug*

authornim: i--

joonie: comeon let's go to sleep

pig: im tired

authornim: WAIT WHAT ABOUT 10K VIEWS?

krazykookykookie: we have more fans than that.

authornim: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO S A V A G E

chimchim: what does "savage" mean authornim?

authornim: my heartu is my heartu is oh my got.

JIMIN WHY YOU SO SQUISHY

chimchim: hmm?

authornim: a savage is basically what Jungkook is.

krazykookykookie: yah! im older than you. call me oppa!

authornim: im not korean.

taetae: you don't have to call us oppa!
we can be friends!

authornim: how i wish that would happen

pig: would you like dinner?

authornim: why are you being so nice?
you thought i was a saesang

joonie: babe just go to sleep. you're being weird.

hopie: 10 K 10 K 10 K

authornim: at least someone's celebrating.

krazykookykookie: why though

chimchim: shhhhh just sleep you savage

taetae: friends right?

authornim: ANYPOO. THANKS FOR 10K VIEWS HERE WAS A SPECIAL CHAPTER TO CELEBRATE IT. SARANGHAE~

READ MY PERSONAL BOOK "WHAT?" TO FIND OUT WHAT REWARDS I'VE PREPARED FRO YA'LL. ALSO IT CONTAINS AN IMPORTANT MSG.

pig: who's she talking to?

infiresman: you're all so weird today

joonie: why is she even here?

AND WHY CANT I DELETE HER?

HOLY SHIT SHE IS A MAGICAL POTATO

authornim: LANGUAGE

joonie: hol' up what.

thought you were jin.

pig: she beat me to it. . . MY JOB IS BEING ROBBED.

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THANKS FOR 10K I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MAKE IT PAST 100. also. would ya'll like it if I entered this in the Wattys? ACTUALLY. CAN THIS EVEN ENTER IN THE WATTYS ITS NOT EVEN A REAL BOOK WITH A STORYLINE.

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