apig: im at the store rn

        text me what you need

joonie: um

                beef

               bbq sauce

               ketchup

              mustard

             onions

            garlic

            . . . 

pig: is that all?

joonie: no. . .

pig: what else do you need?
         no snacks
        you've gotten chubbier

joonie: i need u babe

pig: . . . dont start being a cannibal .

joonie: do you need help when you get home babe? 

pig: no. 

joonie: but it's our turn to prepare dinner for th e kids. 

pig: and?

joonie: our = BOTH OF US

pig: first of all

         last time we did it

        you started to kiss me and it went from there and the kids didnt get their dinner.
        THEY ATE MY PINK CAKE FOR DINNER

        second

        you almost burned off my eyebrows. 

joonie: makeup noonas couldve painted one on for you

pig: im still missing a few hairs. 

joonie: is this why you locked me in Hobi's room?

pig: yep.

        how's it going?

joonie: i wanted a nice relaxing night of making dinner with my baby but NOOOOOO
               what did you feed him

pig: nothing. . .

         just suga. . .r 

joonie: shit. 

pig: LANGUAGE HONEY. 
         i'l be home in a bit

        dinner will be ready in about an hour from now

        have fun and tell Suga to watch over the kids as they set the table and clean the house 

joonie: babe. pLEASE

pig: don't make me call your mother again. 

joonie: . .. 

pig: thats a good joonie~ ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡

joonie: ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱

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