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chimchim: who dis? your girlfriend?

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joonie: whats going on??

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pig: woah woah woah stop! who are you!

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infiresman: whats with this spamming. 

dabboi: you inturrupted my dabbing time! you better be a sunbae i look up to!

???: come on guys lets introuduce ourselves!

???: oldest first! 

???: you just say that because you're the oldest and you want to go first! why cant it be yagi time!

???: respect your elders! 

wangmandu: are you going to introduce or not?

jyp: woah there's so many now

???: daebak! JYP-nim is in this chat? 

jyp: yep! I'm toooootally JYP 

jaebooty: shut up Jinyoung, stop lying. 

hopie: im confused? who are these people? 

kraykookykookie: who'd you add hyung? and why did they add all these others? 

???: time to introduce ourselves! WE ARE ONE! EXO! 

grandpaBaozi: Hello! I am Exo's oldest, Xiumin!

DeerHan: why am i here, i'm not even in EXO anymore. But  I'm Luhan

imyourwuyiFan: me too, we should leave. Like we left EXO. 

EommaSuho: You haven't even introduced you self Kris. And don't think about leaving, this will be the only place you won't leave. Cause there's me. Suho!

yixingnicorn: hello, my name is Lay. 

BeagleBaek: I. 

                           AM.

                          BAEKHYUN.

trollChen: I am the danchen machine. *badum tss* 

BaegleYeol: I'm Baekhyun's BAE-gle: Park ChanYeol~ 

happymurderer: stop flirting. i am D.O. 

guccii: my name is Tao and I will hit you with a stick if ya'll dont let me leave. 

Kaiisnotsingle: i'm Kai and i'm not single. 

seahoon: tao shut your face. you get scared by sticks. my name is Sehun

dabboi: oh hello Sunbaes!

markiepoo: hello Sunbaes.

krazykooykookie: oh hello EXO Sunbae! 

pig: do we have to introduce ourselves? 

EommaSuho: if you can that would help us out. 

jaebooty: BTS sunbae can go first. 

pig: i am the oldest of BTS

infiresman: I'm Suga and im tired. 

joonie: i am the Leader of BTS

hopie: IM YOUR HOPE. 
             IM YOUR ANGEL

            IM JHOPE~~ 

chimchim: am Jimin and I'm the best dancer!

hopie: EXCUSE ME

chimchim: THATS MY LINE HYUNG

taetae: V stands for visual. 

krazykookykookie: I'm the Golden Maknae Jungkook and im better than all my members. 

markiepoo: Mark.

jaebooty: JB

wangmandu: Jackson

jyp: Jr.

professorYoungjae: Youngjae

dabboi: Bambam

thebigmaknae: Yugyeom

seahoon: that was the quickest introduction. 

thebigmaknae: skills

                                  *brushes shoulder* 

pig: ok can someone tell me who did taehyung add in and why did that person add in the rest of his members?

EommaSuho: he added me in because we're close. 

                              and as a leader i must include all my children in whatever i am doing. 

joonie: dude why. 

EommaSuho: i'm a good leader thats why. 

                             *hair flips*

DeerHan: we're not even your children.

EommaSuho: yes you are.

                             Kris just left me with 8 children and took you 3 

pig: hair flipping is my thing sunbae. 

EommaSuho: respect your elders. 

grandpaBaozi: thats my line

trollChen: everything's yours nowadays

grandpaBaozi: respect your husband. 

DeerHan: you replaced me??

grandpaBaozi: i mean you were with Sehun so i thought we were over. . .

seahoon: I'm better than all my members. 

                    Everyone wants me. 

krazykookykookie: puh-lease 

wangmandu: hold on i want to do something

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perfectoppar: PERFECT OPPAR RIGHT HERE

joonie: shut your fucking face jackson. Everone knows im the perfect oppa.

pig: LANGUAGE THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT

krazykookykookie: how many times do i have to tell you that im an ADULT 

seahoon: i've been an adult, psshh. 

thebigmaknae: BITCH BEDDER HAF MA MUNY 

dabboi: Yugyeom! You sang a bad word. 

thebigmaknae: ik we've already went over this. 

pig: NOOOOOOOOOO! STOP *COVERS JUNGKOOK'S EARS.*

joonie: you cant stop this. 

pig: if i can stop Jungkook from wearing ripped jeans, i can stop his innocence

BeagleBeak: guys! HAVE YOU DOWNLOADED OUR NEW GAME? 

BaegleYeol: ITS CALLED EXORUN. AND ITS SO FUN. GUESS WHAT CHARACTER I AM

yixingnicorn: baekhyun?

happymurderer: if it isnt me. 

                                    i will murder you

BaegleYeol: uhhh. . . 

Kaiisnotsingle: this got murderous real quick

BaegleYeol: im afraid to answer because im 101% KYungsoo would actually murder me. 

BeagleBeak: its not me. its himself. 

                           I ANSWERED FRO YOU SO YOU WONT BE MURDERED YEOLLIE

DeerHan: can China line please leave? 
                     i don't want SM to find us again

guccii: you guys ever wonder that SM stands for something other than SooMan? 

imyourwuyiFan: is it the kinky thing you talked with me 

guccii: WHAT IF SM STANDED FOR SLAVE & MASTER 
               LIKE THE FETISH. 
              IM GLAD I WORE THE CONTRACT IN MY MV. 

             BYE FELISHA

yixingnicorn: but sooman-nim is really nice. 

                             he is our ceo and i love him 

trollChen: stop being a lamb Lay

yixingnicorn: no im a unicorn

perfectoppar: IM THE PERFECT OPPAR. 

professorYoungjae: ENGULISH TYM YEH 

                                          COM OHN MAHN

perfectoppar: no please. 

jyp: stop stop it.

professorYoungjae: I KENNOT 

                                          I KENNOT STAHP ET 
                                          LEHTS GOH EXO SONBAY
                                          ENGULISH TYM SONBAY

imyourwuyiFan: ok first off, your spelling is horrible and if you want us to speak in english then. each one right now, type and english word. 

                                    IF YA'LL UNDERSTAND THIS

perfectoppar: SASSY 

joonie: RAPMONSTER

DeerHan: BLOWITLIKEAFLUTE

imyourwuyiFan: tf luhan. i get rap monster but yours is a sentence

DeerHan: i want to leave Kris. 

EommaSuho: I WILL NOT APPROVE OF THIS. 

                             KRIS DONT TAKE THEM AGAIN
                             PLEASE.

imyourwuyiFan: . . . 

                                    fine. 

krazykookykookie: THERE'S 23 PEOPLE IN HERE!

chimchim: it took you that long to do math 

krazykookykookie: BOI

                                         im coming into your room

chimchim: yah! you called me without honorifics!
                        and youre not evn a hyung

krazykookykookie: in english, there is no honorifics. 

taetae: baekhyun sunbae

BeagleBaek: yes son?

BaegleYeol: you have a son?

taetae: Daehyun sunbae is the mom

BaegleYeol: what.?

                          but what about our nightly scooter rides? 

BeagleBaek: this is just for the fans!
                            im not cheating on you~ 

infiresman: GO TO SLEEP. 

jaebooty: WE ALL HAVE SCHEDULES TOMORROW

trollChen: ITS 4 AM GUYS WE HAVE TO FILM AT 6. 

pig: BTS says good night! 

grandpaBaozi: EXO says good night back!

perfectoppar: ONE OUT!

thebigmaknae: TWO OUT!

dabboi: THREE OUT!

professorYoungjae: FOUR OUT!

jyp: FIVE OUT! 

jaebooty: SIX OUT!

markiepoo: seven out. 

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yoyoyo~ so sorry for the late update but there is no signal, no service nor wifi up in the mountains. 

and my schedule got messed up because of the delayed flight. I HATE LAST MIN CHANGES. 

this one was a long one since im not that into EXO, i wouldn't consider myself and EXO-L, one because of the drama over humane things that they do and two, i stayed as far as i could from EXO when i first got into Kpop because i thought they were too mainstream and i didnt wanna be basic. 

so i hope you like it. 

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yes, i do realize that Yeollie's contact name is pronouced "bagel". 

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