infiresman: hey y/n!

you: hey babe!

          whats up

infiresman: dont hey babe me

you: i said whats up too. . .

infiresman: i need to talk with you

you: hmm. . .

          sure!

infiresman: why do you sound so cheery?

                          my suspicions must be correct!

you: ???

infiresman: that wasnt for you

                          it was for someone else

you: someone else? 
           who!

infiresman: g/n (girls name) 

you: whos that?

          are you cheating one me?
         gee i know your honest but there are some things that shouldnt be revealed!

infiresman: I SHOULD BE ASKING YOU THAT!

you: hah?

         im not cheating on you

        but if you are.. . .

       I MIGHT THINK ABOUT IT

infiresman: im not i swear!

you: are you sure!

infiresman: im sure but what about you!

                         you were at that cafe with this guy and you were all kissu kissy touchy coupley
                         dont say you're just friends,

                       not even friends get that touchy with each other

you: WHERE'D YOU GET THIS INFO?

          ITS COMPLETLEY WRONG

infiresman: 

you: ITS SLIGHTLY WRONG

infiresman: i want an explaination

you: whered you even get this picture from?

infiresman: inside sources

you: whatever but SERIOUSLy  W'RE JUST FRIENDS
          REALLY CLOSE MEGA BEST FRIEND

infiresman: whats his name

you: Noah

infiresman: SEE YOU KNOW HIS NAME

you: WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS?

infiresman: I DONT KNOW

you: dont worry he has no interest in me 

infiresman: thats what they all say 

you: besides i should be the one  pushing him back 

infiresman: what do you mean?

you: i think we should hear it from the man himself

infiresman: ARE YOU ADDING MY RIVAL IN 

-you added xxx-xxx-xxxx-

???: hoi

infiresman: hi.  . . 

???: your boyfriend's hot y/n

you: ikr

         but hes mine you cant have him

???: not even for a wittle bit? 
         TT TT

infiresman: who
                          are you. . . ?

???: HI IM GAY

infiresman: *_* 

you: this is Noah. MY VERY GAY BEST FRIEND 

noahaha: you're very hot 
                     ;) 

you: m kay bye noah

noahaha: WAIT WHAT BUT I WANT TO TALK WITH THE HOTTIE

-you removed noahaha from the chat- 

infiresman: oh 

you: mmhmm 

          why would you think im cheating on you?

infiresman: sorry. . . 

you: dont listen to her again

          she's jsut probably jealous that she ain't datin you

infiresman: hwo do you know?

you: i just know. 

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i made up a chat name for Noah if you dont mind. 

if you'd like any changes, please tell me. DONT KEEP THINGS BOTTLED UP ITS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY. 

NOW PRESENTING. . . . YUI'S DAILY MISPROUNCIATIONS:

"LOOK THERE'S SPORKLES!" 12/18/16