you: hey babe

pig: ye

you: i got something to tell you

pig: ye

you: im pregnant

pig: ye

you: ??

pig: ye

you: aliens have come and taken all your beauty products

pig: nO!

        WAIT 

        WHAT 

       I WAS BUSY (Y/N) YOU'RE WHAT

you: read it again

pig: whAT
         IM NOT READY 
        IM STILL TOO YOUNG
       I DONT WANT TO GIVE BIRTH
      I'LL GET STRETCH MARKS

you: BABE WE WENT OVER THIS

          WE'RE NOT SEAHORSES

pig: STRETCH MARKS

         IT'LL RUIN MY ABS

you: oh

          no worries then

pig: HEY
         THATS ROOD

you: why you gotta get me pregnant then bitch

pig: THE BABY WILL HEAR HUSH

you: TT

          im sorry!!! TT TT

         dont leave me jin

       im so stupid

       aish i should go and die
       JIN GET ME PICKLES AND ICE CREAM

      I WANT IT I WANT IT IWANT IT

pig: what
         i left for like 5 mins

       OH NO. ARE THESE THE MOOD SWINGS JIMIN TOLD ME ABOUT? 
      hooboi
     im in for a ride

you: ARE YOU DITCHING ME FOR SOME OTHER GIRL WITH A LICENSE

         HOW DARE YOU

        IM WILL WHIP YO ASS

pig: jagi pleaseu

         i'm just 

       jimin help

you: IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU!
          I KNEW IT

         YOU'RE LEAVING ME FOR JIMIN

pig: ok jagi i'll be right home

you: dont forget my pickles and ice cream and kimchi

pig: i thought you wanted just pickles and ice cream

you: WELL NOW I WANT PICKLES ICE CREAM WAFFLES KIMCHI AND GREEN SOY BEAN MILK 

pig: yes jagi

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sorry i havent updated in two weeks! ive been really sick but i still had to go to school 

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i'll be back on track, requests are still open and some people HAVE YET TO REPLY TO MY QUESTIONS LIKE I WANT TO DO YOUR REQUEST BUT LIKE YOU HAVE TO SPECIFY. 

but requests are still open, i'll stop whenever i feel like it. should i end this book at 100 chaps or go all the way to the max. 

BUT SPRING DAY YO. 

the theory. . . .WILL BE POSTED IN MY PERSONAL BOOK. #ShamelessSelfPromo. 

thankiess