joonie: don't be alarmed but. . .

imperfectchild: what did you do this time? 

joonie: you're going to be sad. . .

               nvm

imperfectchild: yo! Tell me man. 

                                  don't just leave me hanging. 

joonie: but i dont want my friend to be saaaaad

                ;(

imperfectchild: you brought this unto yourself

                                  and im your best friend. 

                                  what could go wrong.
                                  i mean i sat through your worst hairstyles.

joonie: you said i looked nice!

                you even called me Blue Rap Monshroom!
                ;-; 

imperfectchild: best friends lie dude. 

                                  hurry up and tell me man

joonie: actually. . .

                it's about us being best friends and all
                i may or may not've um

imperfectchild: ARE YOU FINALLY DATING SEOKJIN. 
                                  I'VE SHIPPED YA'LL BEFORE WE BECAME FRIENDS
                                 JUST SAYING

joonie: gross. we only have a bromance.

                and i've got a new best friend!

                sorry!

imperfectchild: excuse me?

joonie: yep! 

               we took a selfie yesterday to make it official.

imperfectchild: -.- 
                                  are you shitting me rn?

joonie: no. 

               and i have something to confess

imperfectchild: if its not about seokjin and you dating

joonie: we met a while back

                she was my model for the I NEED U Sketch Book. 

imperfectchild: it's a she? 
                                  oh my lord Oppa. 

joonie: yes my F-R-I-N-D

imperfectchild: you spelled friend wrong you lil shit. 

joonie: the E has three lines yes?

                i don't want you third wheeling us
                

imperfectchild: fine then.
                                 i see how it is.

joonie: sorry.

               *smug shrug*

imperfectchild: the leaf is floating. 

                                   editors did a horrible job

joonie: err ah

imperfectchild: did you photoshop this on

                                  i knew it. 

                                 you disrupted me and my Undertale trash. 

                                im shunning you in Chinese

joonie: hey i know chinese. 
               here, i'll take a selfie  to prove it.

imperfectchild: 你这个混蛋，你敢对我说谎

joonie: hold on.

               there isnt much time 

               i have work too ya know

imperfectchild: 你惹恼了狗屎了我，我觉得这是友谊比

joonie: yo ok

               its sending.

               i have to go now.

             Sans Jr. and I are going to perform on M!Countdown

             watch us and feel jealous. 

imperfectchild: 嘿，你这个混蛋，赶紧他妈的人。他妈的狗屎一点把他的该死的时间

                                   像地狱我在看你的表现。
                                   SANS IS A GUY. HE'S SEXY BONES AND THAT LEAF IS NOWHERE NEAR THAT. 

joonie:

 Zàijiàn

imperfectchild: uuuuuuugh. 

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yooooo~ 2K views? daebak thanks guys! um if you want to know whats in Chinese, it's literally just cursing. so. . .. I wrote this on personal experience just saying. 

saranghae~ ♪(｡◕ฺˇε ˇ◕ฺ｡）♡