13:57 

pig: how was school today my dongsang~

         arre your studies going well?

        im sorry i cant visit you often~

       TT w TT

you: funny you should text me on this day

         i mean im doing perfectly fine!

pig: thats good (Y/N)!

        whats so funny

you: um im kinda busy talk t you later!

pig: oh, ok. . .

22:45

pig: HAY ARE YOU K? 

        I HEARD YOUR SCHOOL BURNED DOWN

      YOU MAY BE BTS' DONGSANG BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I MEANT TO LITERALLY BRUN DOWN YOUR YOUTH 

you: oh. you heard

pig: IM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER ALMOST BURNED MY (Y/N) TO ASHES

you: oh but--

pig: BUT NOTHING

        oh btw i missed a call from eomma and appa. 

       was it important?

you: oh they called to tell you something

pig: what was it?

you: that i 

         maybekindasortaalmostburneddownmyschool

pig: oh ok

         YOU DID WHAT NOW

you: oops? 

pig: (Y/N)! 

        BUT DID YOU AT LEAST PLAY OUR SONG

you: HELL YEAH I DID OPPA 

          YOU SHOULD HIRE ME FOR ADVERTISMENT

pig: LANGUAGE 

         GOOD JOB THOUGH

        I MEAN NOT. 

       SIGHS

       I SWEAR (Y/N) WHAT TROUBLE DO YOU EVEN GET INTO WHEN IM GONE 

you: sorry oppa! 

          gotta blast cause i dont want the police finding me

pig: WHY ARE POLICE COMIING AFTER YOU

you: mwah~

         sweet dreams oppa!

        dont burn anythign down 

pig: (Y/N) ! IM NOT DONE HERE! 

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BULTAOREUNE

FIYAHHHHHHH OH AY OH FIYAHHHHHH OH AY OH 

WHEN I WAKE UP IN MY ROOM ROOM NA *PROUDLY SINGS INCORRECT KOREAN LYRICS* 

so what'd ya'll think? somethinng ya'll would do?