joonie: you cheating on Yoongi??

seen. 

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taetae: (Y/N)? are you cheating on hyung?

seen. 

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krazykookykookie: HEY. YOU BETTER NOT BE CHEATING ON YOONGI-HYUNG

seen. 

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chimchim: i trust you, but are you cheating on Suga? 

seen. 

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pig: you better not be cheating on my rainbow son

seen.

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hopie: DONT

             CHEAT

            ON

           YOONGI-HYUNG

           KAI~?

seen. 

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you: please explain why your members just sent me all the same questions   

infiresman: what question?

you: <insert screenshot here b/c author-nim is lazy to make fake chat logs>

infiresman: what do i have anything to do with that

you: they all contain your name

infiresman: not jin-hyungs

you: but you aint denying it

infiresman: i cant control my shit

you: dont start rapping now

infiresman: im from the d

you: you will return to the d if you dONT TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

          NOW

infiresman: um

you: you're taking to long

infiresman: are you cheating on me (Y/N)?

you: no. 

infiresman: oh ok. 

you: that wasn'tso hard now was it

          now do that next time 

           instead of making your members do it 

infiresman: i even asked them to do it subtly 

you: an that's another reason why you shouldnt ask them 

infiresman: wait how do you know you're not lyin--

you: idk. ask me next time. 

infiresman: well played babe/ 

                         well played. 

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sorry its a bit short. I'm going through a block and cover change and those are the only two things i cant multitask. 

ALSO

BYE MYSTIC MSGER YOU SPACE WASTING BATTERY DRAINING TIME CONSUMING RAGE INDUCING APP.