One day, I came home from school, and on my door was a sign that said

---------, I got you a present.

I was thinking gummy worms, or a stuffed animal, but what I wasn't expecting turned out to be what I saw. A super-cute guinea pig. I named her Cake. When my sister got home, she told me about Cake. She got Cake at the Pet Stop. She was returning the dove food because the dove we rescued saw our cat and had a heart attack. In other words, he died. There were two Guinea Pigs in the store. They were formerly abused. When Cake went to the vet, it turned out she had a ear infection, so she took medicine. Now she's a happy Guinea Pig, not to mention, very very chubby.