Harrison: You're going down bro

Neil: Do your worst

Harrison: You look as cute as a button!

Neil: *falls onto his knees*
You know I don't know how to handle compliments

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Max: *walks into the house and hears distant shouting*
What's going on up there?

Gwen:They get into this all the time

David: YOU'RE AN AMAZING FRIEND

Jasper: YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND

David: YOUR EYES SPARKLE LIKE EMERALDS

Jasper: YOU SMELL LIKE FLOWERS

David: WHEN YOU HOLD ME IT FEELS LIKE HOPE

Jasper: YOU'RE LIKE THE BERLIN WALL BECAUSE YOUR THE BEST SUPPORT I COULD HAVE

David: I LOVE HOW PERFECTLY YOUR HAIR FALLS

Jasper: YOUR SHIRTS REALLY COOL AND MAKES ME WANT TO RUB YOUR CHEST ALL DAY

Gwen: It won't stop until someone gets the last word

David: I LOVE YOU
Jasper: I LOVE YOU

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Approach the Sorting Hat
*Harrison walks towards the hat*
Hat: Hufflepuff

Harrison: What. I didn't even wear you yet

Hat: It's your first day here and your already making friendship bracelets

Harrison: Well, it's never too early to make memories

Hat: You're a Hufflepuff

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Neil: Let me know if I ever text too much

Nikki: We've been friends for two years

Neil: Let me know when you need me to go

Harrison: We've been married for four years

Neil: Let me know when I'm bothering you

Carl: I'm your dad! But ok I will