Simon is seen standing on the hill he spawned on. He had been standing there for several minutes.

Simon:... why am I standing here?

2 people fell out of the sky next to him.

Simon: ah, plot convince, that's why!

He went over to the 2 people that just appeared where he had just done the same a few minutes ago. He immediately noticed one of them was Aqua, the goddess who sent him here, and the other was some girl in a jumpsuit.

The girl looks up at him.

???: hi?

Simon: hi...

Aqua: ...you...

???: oh crap.

The girl tried running but got tackled by Aqua.

Aqua: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MEHEHEEEEEEE!!!???!!!???

The goddess started wildly throwing punches and scratches at the girl.

???: You- said- one- ITEM!!!

Aqua: I AM NOT AN ITEM!!!!!!!!

They keep fighting for a bit before Simon gets bored. He pulls the 2 apart and away from each other.

Simon: Alright! Alright! Chill the fuck out! What the hell happened!?

Aqua: THIS BITCH DRAGGED ME OUT OF HEAVEN!!!! Now, the only way for me to get back is for us to kill the DEMON KING!!!!!

Simon: isn't that the entire point of coming here?

Aqua: No one's actually done it! This isn't an actual game you can't reset it!!!

???: that's unfortunate.

Aqua: ILL SHOW YOU SOMETHING UNFORTUNATE!!!!!!!!!

Later—

Simon managed to get Aqua and the girl, who's name was Kazumi, to calm down and go over to check out the village. There were plenty of people and shops working around the place.

Kazumi: I can't believe it! This really is a whole new world! I can hardly believe it!

Simon: I had the same reaction you're having, except I was silent, and standing motionless trying to comprehend that this wasn't a dream.

Aqua tiredly walked behind the 2. Simon was pulling her by her hand since she could hardly move due to mental exhaustion.

Kazumi: goodbye to my miserable NEET life. Hello to my amazing adventuring life!!!

Simon glance's between her and Aqua. While Kazumi had a look of pure joy and bliss, Aqua had one of pure depression and Agony.

Kazumi: so first things first, I need some clothes. Like, actually fantasy world clothes. I can't keep wandering around here in a track suit!

Simon listens to her rambling on, not fully paying attention to it at all. They make it to an adventures guild and head inside.

???: oh hello!

A girl turned to them, holding a couple beers.

Luna: I'm Luna! If you're looking for food, grab a seat and I'll be with you shortly. If you're here for work, go to the counter.

She walks away.

Simon: thanks!

They look around for a second before walking past the tables to get to the counter.

Guy: hey!

The 3 look to see a guy had said it.

Guy: I've never seen any of you before..

Aqua squeaks.

Guy: you got some weird ass clothes too

Simon thought, and quickly responded.

Simon: we come from-

Kazumi: we're from out of town! This kinda stuff is normal where I'm from. Although, I do plan to get something more traditional soon. Anyway, we've been on the road a minute. Truth is, we wanna crack at defeating the devil king.

Simon internally face palms.

Guy: if that's what you want, that's what you get... Welcome to the gates of hell!!! Haha! Omission desks over there.

He points with his thumb over his shoulder.

Kazumi: thanks. Cya around.

She started walking there. Simon pulls aqua and grabs Kazumi by her arm.

Simon(whisper): do NOT do anything like that again. We don't know how they think of people from other worlds. We need to keep a semi low profile. Enough to not stand out while still being good as adventuring.

Kazumi: if you don't wanna stand out, then stop whispering and stop holding my hand.

Simon let go of her with an annoyed look. They walk over to the desk and noticed the same girl from before was there.

Luna: Hi! How can I help you 3 today?

Kazumi: we're here to register to become adventurers!

Luna: I can help with that! Just pay the registration fee and we can get your paper work started!

Kazumi: awesome- wait. There's a registration fee? Either of you got any money on you?

Simon: nope.

Aqua: since we were "in a hurry" I didn't get the chance to grab my purse.

Later—

We see the 3 sitting at a table. Aqua and Kazumi looked down grimly while Simon stares off into space, thinking.

Aqua: so much for you being useful.

Kazumi: and you were suuuuch a big help.

Simon stood up. The girls look at him.

Kazumi: where do you think you're going?

Simon: ...

He sighs.

Simon: to charm us out of this mess.

Aqua: oh, right.

Kazumi; huh?

Aqua: for some reason his Charm stat was extremely high. It's why you're feeling so light headed right now.

Kazumi: I AM NOT!!!

Aqua: yes you are!~~~

Simon walks away and goes back over to Luna at the desk.

Luna: oh. Have you got the money yet?

Simon: well... you see, me and my friends lost our stuff a while back, so we don't have anything. Would there be any way we could earn the money here or around town?

There was a twinkle in her eye for a moment before she blushed.

Luna: W-well, I-I... U-umm... you know what...? How about you do me a favour later and I'll let you be adventurers?

Simon: oh, really? Of course I will!

He bows.

Simon: you have my word!

He waves down the other 2 and hurry over.

Kazumi: ok. Where's the work?

Simon: There's none actually. I just owe her a favour now.

Aqua: wait really!? What kind of favour-

Luna: allow me to explain how this works!

She holds up 2 cards.

Luna: adventurer is a generic class, and your skills are important! Which brings us to your registration cards.

She holds them up.

Luna: it keeps track of your level, along with all the monsters you've killed! When you gain points, you can trade them in for new skills! Now, for this next part, I need you both to hold your hand over this crystal.

She points to a crystal device on the desk. Simon went first, and it glows.

Luna: once the evaluation process is complete, you'll get your current status, and from those, we'll know which class suits you best!

Simon: cool!

Kazumi did the same and the cards were complete.

Luna: now let's see... Simon Guimauve. You have rather balanced stats, except with a large amount of Luck and- woah. You're charm is off the charts! Y-you should probably look for another career like merchant or prostit-

Simon covered her mouth.

Simon:... N O ...

Luna: A-alright... and a-as for Satori Kazumi, you're luck is higher then his, so merchant would also suit you.

Aqua giggles while the other 2 glare at her.

Simon: umm, yeah. We'd still like to be adventures.

Luna: of course! Plus, as you level up your stats can be increased too! After a few quests you'll do perfect!

Both: thank you!

They take the cards.

Aqua holds her hand above the crystal.

Luna: of my! Your luck and charm are pretty low, but everything else is extremely high!

Aqua: does that mean I'm unbelievably amazing!?

Luna: that's an understatement! Mage is out of the question, but basically everything else is available to you!

Aqua: I shall be an arch priest!

Luna: sure thing!

(🍋Lemon warning🍋)Later—

We see the trio laying in a horse stable.

Aqua: I hate being broke.

Kazumi: I can't sleep at all on this straw.

Simon: ugh. Stop talking, pleeeease. Let me sleep.

Aqua: no fair! How can you be so comfortable!?

Simon: just let your brain relax and you'll eventually pass out! Consider us lucky we got one of the clean stables.

Both: but is so rough!

Simon sighed.

Simon: how do you normally fall asleep?

Aqua: I lay in my soft bed up in heaven.

Simon: no, like. Do you listen to music or sleep with a light or something?

Aqua: nope. All I need is my bed.

Simon: ugh. What about you Kazumi?

Silence.

Simon: ... Kazumi...?

The girl was facing away from them.

Kazumi: I-I don't really want to share my bedtime routine.

Aqua: oh I see, you must- OW!

Kazumi hit her on the head.

Kazumi: shut it!

Simon: I get it.

Kazumi blushed a deep red and slowly turned her head.

Kazumi:... w... w-what...!?

Simon: we're both teenagers idiot. I know what masterbating is.

Kazumi blushes and looks away.

Aqua: she's embarrassed-

Simon quickly pulled Aqua's shirt off. Aqua froze and glanced down at her now bare chest.

Aqua:.... a.... a... a... A... AAAAAAAAHHH-

Simon covers her mouth while she covers her tits. Simon pushes her towards Kazumi before laying down on the other end of the haystack.

Simon: go scissor each other or whatever. Try not to make to much noise.

He yawned. The 2 girls look over at him.

Aqua: you expose me like this... AND EXPECT US TO DO THAT RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!?!?

Simon: nope. You can go to sleep whenever you want. Plus, seeing how horny you were acting this entire time, I assumed you'd be ok with letting her lick you a bit.

Aqua: I WAS HORNY FOR YOOOooouuu... ffffffFFFUUUCK!!!! WHY WOULD YOU MAKE ME SAY THAT!?!?!?!?!?

Simon: I didn't do anything. You said it.

Aqua growls. She looks at his back coldly. She then grabbed Kazumi.

Aqua: like hell I'm the only one exposing myself tonight!

Kazumi: Hey! C-cut it out!

She managed to unzip the track suit.

Kazumi:...

Aqua:... why aren't you wearing anything under your tracksuit..?

Kazumi: before I died I was just running to the store and back! I didn't need underwear at the time!

Aqua looks back over at Simon, and then back to Kazumi. They both stare at each other for a second, before starting to grin. They get completely undressed.

Aqua: you know what, we will do it.

Simon: alright. See you in the morning.

He said.

Aqua: no no no. WE. All 3 of us.

He glanced back at the 2. He then turned away again.

Simon: nah.

They both grabbed him and start tugging at his clothes while he tried pushing them back.

Simon: the entire point is it will put you both to sleep! I can sleep fine!!!

Aqua: Shut up!

Kazumi: yeah! You don't get to just do that and expect nothing to happen to-

She had pulled his pants down a bit, and something smacked her in the face.

Kazumi:... holy fuck... how many pills to you take man!?

Simon: I don't! It's not that big!

He was met with, instead of words, Kazumi instantly starts poking at it.

Simon: S-stop!

Aqua let his arms go and sat on his stomach. She traces her finger up it, making him shiver.

Simon: I swear I will kill you both...

Aqua: sure. Ok. If I'm dying, it's gonna be suffocating on this thing!!!

She went to put her mouth around it, but Kazumi held her back.

Kazumi: I want to be the first to suck it!

Aqua: you dragged me down here! At least let me have this!

Simon: quit acting like children!

He blushed harder.

Simon: let's get this over with already.

Aqua and Kazumi stare at each other. They then smirk and start licking his shaft up and down its side at the same time.

Simon covered his mouth to prevent making too much noise. Kazumi and aqua pick up the pace a bit, making Simon rest his head back. The girls pull away to breathe for a second.

Kazumi: ok fine. You can go first.

Aqua: why thank you!~

Simon Wai- ai ahh-

He covered his mouth again and Aqua pulls the skin back and starts sucking on the head. Kazumi lowers her head and put one of his balls into her mouth, since it was all that would fit. Simon was left twitching beneath them as they continued having fun. Aqua slowly took more in, letting her head slowly reach the base. Aqua pulls back and let's a trail of saliva fall out of her lips.

Aqua: *huff*... *puff*... woah, Eheh.

Kazumi: that took you forever!

Aqua: what do you mean?

Kazumi: you went super slow!

Aqua: well yes. I wouldn't want him to cum too quickly!

Simon: ...bleh...

Kazumi: here. Let me show you how a real woman takes dick!

She put it in her mouth and choked 4 inches in. She pulled her head back, coughing.

Aqua: *sigh* amateur.

Kazumi: w-well... I certainly can take a lot more like this!

She stands up.

Simon: h-hold on! You'll get yourself pregnant idiot!

Kazumi: not if I pull out right before you cum!

Simon: no! J-just let me e-eat you out or something.

Aqua; oh? Now you're getting bold?~

Simon: S-Shut up!

Kazumi: eh, I suppose I can work with that.

She moved up and got on both knees, leaning over his face. It took Simon a second, but he started lightly licking her.

Kazumi: mmhm...

She moves slightly closer to his face, pressing her slit closer to his mouth. She shivers as Simon grabs onto her thighs, and moved his tongue throughout her inner folds. Kazumi covers her mouth as not to moan too loud. Aqua starts to swallow him again, moving slowly, while Kazumi humps his face.

Aqua: ... soooo... *slurp*... gooood.... Hehehe~

Kazumi: S-shut up... I'm trying to focus here...

Aqua pulls her mouth away, glaring at the girl. She goes over and starts playing with Kazumi's nipples, making her cover her mouth again.

Aqua: oooooh... look who's sensitive~

Kazumi would have told her to shut up, if she wasn't currently struggling to remain on this mortal plane. Aqua torments her rival a bit, before deciding to enjoy herself a bit more. She moves back down to Simon's dick, shoving it back down her throat. After a second, Kazumi saw what she was doing. She gets up, turns around, and grabs onto Aqua's tits, and starts playing with her nipples.

Aqua: h-hey!

Kazumi; revenge bitch.

Aqua struggles before turning herself around, both of them playing with the others chest, rolling around a bit. Simon sighs and lays down, trying to fall asleep... but... he can't. He looks down at his dick.

Simon:...*sigh*...

He stood up, getting his clothes off, and then walking over to them. Aqua was on top of Kazumi, both still struggling against each other. Simon pushes Aqua down, pressing them together. Their faces were inches away from each other, both blushing. Before they could say anything, Simon slid his dick between them, sliding past their pussies and between their stomachs.

Aqua: woah wah?~

Kazumi: That feels weird.

Simon: feels pretty good to me.

He starts slowly thrusting, making the 3 of them moan, as the girls feel it grinding against their clits. After a second, Aqua pulls Kazumi into a French kiss, while Simon increases speed. After a minute, the pleasure kept building up, all pushing them to the edge. Simon covers his mouth, and finally, all 3 of them came, rolling off and laying next to each other.

Kazumi:... m-my... stomach... is all... sticky... now...

Aqua: ...that.... Was... amazing...!

Simon:... I'm tired... can we sleep now?

They all pass out shortly after.