Mom:"I'm not drunk!"

Me:"Your not okay"

Mom:"I'm 100% Fine!"

Me:"Tell me the Alphabet"

Mom:"A B C D E E E D F T U!"

Mom:"SEE I'M FINE!"

Me:"YOU WERE SHOUTING AT A COMMERCIAL"

Mom:"IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! WOOOOOOO, I'M FORTY!"

Me:"....... It's not your birthday"

Mom:*Turns music to full volume*"I'M FORTY WOOOOO!"