When your guilty of talking to your pet

Lol this hole time I was pettting a cat and he was trying to get to my cookies and I said,"Noo, they have chocolate in them".
Cat:Bi- I thought you hated chocolate.

Me:They have fluffy marshmallows on them!

*So I go downstairs to get my charger and comr back to*

Cat:Lol, I'm eating a cookie