Protangonist sits on a rock,randomly scrolling through social media,basically chilling.

- Haha! What a funny Minecraft meme! I'll share it with my friends on Discord.

 His phone gets knocked out by a shadow blast.

- Ayo?! Who did that!?

 Asks Protangonist. Suddenly out of shadows a figure appears. His name? EDGELORD!

- The name's Edgelord! I shall kill you,for the sake of being cool for murdering random people.

Suddenly a vine boom sound effect plays as Protangonist gets angry:

- Killing people is fun to you? That's really cringe,bro,not gonna lie.

Edgelord responds and says:

- Don't care, I shall kill you in the name of edginess.

Protangonist however pulls out a seemingly comedically large spoon.

- ONLY A SPOONFUL!

He utters as he refrences the classic vine. Protangonist charges at his foe,however Edgelord blocks Protangonist's extremely fast attacks. Protangonist utters:

- H-how?!

Protangonist then gets knocked out with Edgelord's shadow energy,then proceeds to get up. Villain tries to stab his opponent,but our hero proceeds to pulls a epic gamer move by dodging it.

- That's it! Memes cannot beat you for now...

 Protangonist pulls out a medieval sword.

- But TOON FORCE WILL!

The two then engage in a sword fight. Sparks come out as their swords do violent interaction with each other. Blade cuts to blade,to the point where it seems like the battle will never end. They keep hitting their swords at each other many times,until after 5 minutes,Edgelord says:

- I'm so edgy that even my sword has hard edges.

 Says Edgelord,while Protangonist responds with a gun:

- Take this!

 He says as he fires the bullet. The bullet goes at hypersonic speeds,but Edgelord dodges it. Protangonist fires second time,Edgelord cuts it in half.

- Ha! You thought you could beat me? I'm the lord of darkness. I know all anime in the universe. I am vampire metaphorically of course who sucks out your energy of life,so you can get depressed. I LEAVE THIS UNIVERSE REALLY SAD...

 Before he can continue, Protangonist yet again pulls out a cartoonishly oversized wooden hammer and hits him so hard,he lands on a mountain nearby.

- Welp! There he goes! Toon Force for the win! Am i right?

 Says Protangonist.