Claret Sword is a Happy Bunny

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Altmile: @i_get_puss @SC_Queen Luard. Amaruda. Fam. You guys got burnt by Fenrir and Claret

Amaruda: This matters because? Fenrir was flexing and talking about himself, all he called me was a thief, that I was cheap to build and my deck was trash... That isn't exactly burning

Luard: Ya'll wanna see a real roast? Me and my G Raging Form gon roast Claret's ass and Fenrir's too for Ama

Amaruda: Really??

Luard: Yea, can't leave my friends hanging innit

RFD: We about to hit the studio?

Luard: In a bit my G. Wanna speak to Claret about his trash support

Claret Hellheim: Bitch please, my support is way better than your trash Owls. I got my own Morfessa, I can plus to hand and field, and I have a decent GB8 counter stride and can call faster than your ass.

Luard: ...

Claret Hellheim: Not so big and tough are you now, Mr. Luard? Go run along and join Diablo

Luard: SHUT UP

Claret Hellheim: Haha lol

Rising: That's so mean of you Claret, teasing him like that!

Claret Hellheim: Shut up

Claret Hellheim: He made jokes about me being dead and him being the best strider of Shadows when he first got invited by Ahsha

Claret Hellheim: So it's my turn to flex and make him feel shit

Claret Hellheim: Plus I beat him first stride lol

Luard: Just wait till I become a dragon Claret... ILL MAKE YOU FUCKING REGRET IT, RAGING LETS GO HIT THE STUDIO

RFD: ALRIGHT! IM COMING BRO

Claret Hellheim: Have fun sucking each other's dick

Luard: Last night you said I didn't have one cunt

Claret Hellheim: Excuse me, I meant Raging fucking you in the ass

Luard: SHUT UP MR ORA ORA ORA

Claret Hellheim: MUDA MUDA MUDA?

Altmile: Do you two ever get along nicely?

BDD: Hey everyone, we got some new friends

Altmile: Who'd you invite this time Dark??

BDD: Chaos Breaker and Scharhrot.

Chaos Breaker: Hi

Scharhrot: Hey...

Sanctuary Guard: NO DARK

Sanctuary Guard: SCHARHROTS EDGY.

BDD: We don't discriminate here Sanc

Luquier: Why do people talk so early in the morning? I just woke up

BDD: then good morning XD

Luquier: Ohayo, Dark-sama

Altmile: Again, we can arrange the wedding just get married already

Sanctuary Guard: Wait, whose "we"?

Altmile: Everyone in the United Sanctuary

Fenrir: I'm not paying to get two people married :/

Altmile: You don't have to, you can help

BDD: ...Jesus, we aren't in love

Luquier: We aren't in love -_-

Altmile: Pls Dark. You consulted me about this

BDD: Altmile, you're losing my trust very quickly

Altmile: Sorry ^^

Gurguit: I think it's wonderful if Dark and Luquier get married ^^

BDD: stfu miles

Gurguit: Ok...

BDD: When will he get this is a joke?

Sanctuary Guard: Never

Altmile: It should stay this way

Altmile: It's funny :^)

BDD: Alright

Claret Hellheim: Where tf did Luard go

Chaos Breaker: Hey, you broke my Diffride!

Claret Hellheim: Stfu grandpa

Claret Hellheim: Ew you're from the LB era ewww

Scharhrot: What lol

Chaos Breaker: I'm an oldie but a goodie, unlike u

Luard: YES CHAOS, MY G

Claret Hellheim: Hey Braid Face

Luard: Shut up, I like my braid

Luard: At least I have hair so stfu

Claret Hellheim: But I'm a Dragon bitch, what you gonna do?

Luard: Roast the shit out of you and expose you for the scum bag you are.

BDD: Luard, Claret, plz stop...

Luard: NO! *crying*

Claret Hellheim: Cry yourself to sleep Diablo

BDD: I'll get Phantom in here

Claret Hellheim: Boi, I'm Hellheim.

PBD: You asked for this Claret

Claret Hellheim: Meet me outside Sanc Guard's place

PBD: Deal.

Sanctuary Guard: NO WHY MY PLACE?!

Altmile: Sanc Guard, run.

Luard: I'm so seeing this, I'm rooting for Dark!

Luquier: Dark-sama! You have my luck!

PBD: Thanks guys

Claret Hellheim: Tch where are you

PBD: Right here.

Claret Hellheim: IANjfbwisbaia

Altmile: THE FIGHT HAS STARTED HOLY CRAP

Sanctuary Guard: NO MY HOUSE

Luard: THIS IS SO COOL!

Chaos Breaker: Let him have it Dark

Rising: NO! PLEASE DON'T FIGHT!! @ShadowGrandMaster @bitch_im_revived

Altmile: It's too late Rising, they're at it real hard

Rising: NO! I had a feeling I was too late...

Shiranui: You guys made Rising cry :/

Altmile: lol wut

Shiranui: I'm w/ him rn

Altmile: Ah

Shiranui: He's crying real hard cause of those two -.-

Altmile: I'm sorry but he's crying over two enemies fighting?

Shiranui: There's a reason why we change his nickname to "Mom" so often...

Rising: Eh u do?

Shiranui: What

Altmile: PHANTOM BLASTER JUST DESTROYED CLARET.

Luard: DARK IS MY G HES MY G

PBD: Sorted him out

PBD: wkchsian

Altmile: Welp Claret just got back up.

Ahsha: Whose fighting now?!

Luard: Not me, I'm just watching

Altmile: Phantom Blaster and Claret Hellheim.

Ahsha: Guys, do something about it

Luard: Okay, I'll stop 'em!!

Altmile: Luard, you can't take on two massive dragons...

Luard: I'll become one then!

Altmile: Glhf.

Luard: akchwisnd

Altmile: He just got the wind blown out of him once he got near Claret.

Altmile: Those three's phones are destroyed.

Ahsha: My God.. I'm going off now, tell me won.

Altmile: Gotcha.

Gurguit: This is dumb

Altmile: Stfu Miles

Gurguit: ...ok.

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