-In the DMs-

Luard: Psst Dark...

BDD: yes?

Luard: Got anymore of dem juicy Gavrail pics?

Luard: that shit was hot ngl

BDD: you pervert XD

Luard: I know, I'm ashamed of myself but my body Q^Q

BDD: ...understandable, I guess.

BDD: You want em?

Luard: yes, pls.

BDD: okay, brb.

-in the group chat-

Blademaster: WOAH YOU TWO, CALM DOWN!!

Hellhard: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!

Mujinlord: PISS OFF!

Mujinlord: IM HERE, NOW COME LIL MAN

Hellhard: BITCH, I AINT THAT BLUE GUY I CRUSHED

Hellhard: I AM THE HELLHARD EIGHT

Hellhard: I EVEN WENT SUPER SAIYAN TOO

Hellhard: SO STFU

Mujinlord: FUCKING IDIOT

Mujinlord: HOW DOES MASSIVE SPIKES ON YOUR SHOULDER HELP?

Mujinlord: IDIOT

Hellhard: STOP SAYING IDIOT AND HSE SOME REAL DISSES

-Mujinlord has gone offline-

-Hellhard has gone offline-

Blademaster: ...wtf

Gavrail: I guess we get the chat to ourselves~

Sanctuary Guard: Fuck no you don't

Dungaree: reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Luard: (sends images)

Luard: IM SORRY XD

Gavrail: .........

-Gavrail has gone offline-

Dungaree: LMFAO

Blademaster: Oh hey, I remember sharing these with Diablo and laughing

Dungaree: OOF

-Altmile has pinned a message to this chat-

Altmile: That's pin worthy

Dungaree: Aight wait

Dungaree: Luard, you join the REEEEE Club an honorary REEEE Knight, for doing the BEGONE THOT on Gavrail, now can we get a ho yea?

Sanctuary Guard: HO YEA!

Luard: I'm honoured!

Dungaree: In 3 guys!

Dungaree: 1

Dungaree: 2

Dungaree: 3!

Dungaree: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Luard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sanctuary Guard: REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Altmile: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dungaree: GETIN ALTMILE!

Dungaree: THIS GUY GOT A LONG AF REE IN 😂👌🏻

Altmile: Np

Ahsha: wtf happened here?

Luard: Morning

Ahsha: Morning

Blademaster: Did the couple thing work out?

Ahsha: No

Ahsha: Luard got rejected ^^"

Luard: ...I have crippling depression cos of that...

Blademaster: Dang

Blademaster: I low-key shipped you two

Chaos Breaker: what?

Luard: Wtf

Ahsha: ...omae wa mou shindeiru...

Blademaster: Nani

Blademaster: Seriously tho, I'm upset

Blademaster: You two would've made such a great couple 😭

Luard: heh...

-Luard has gone offline-

Altmile: good work Blademaster

Altmile: you made Dragboy sad :/

Blademaster: ...ah yes

Blademaster: He still hasn't gotten over it, has he?

Ahsha: Jeez...

Ahsha: And I wonder why I still hang out with you guys...

Blademaster: points at Altmile

Ahsha: ...

Altmile: It didn't work out, remember Blademaster?

Blademaster: This is tragic

Blademaster: Ahsha will never get a lover, will she?

Ahsha: Can we ignore my love life for a moment? And look at the mess that is Rising and Shiranui breaking their friendship?

Altmile: Who knew it was possible

Ahsha: What even happened?

Sanctuary Guard: Rising had an unpopular opinion about Gavrail and then they broke out into a fight as Shiranui has a deep hatred for her

Ahsha: so it's... Gavrail's fault?

Sanctuary Guard: I don't think so?

Blademaster: I mean, idfk either

Blademaster: What did Rising say?

Sanctuary: "I don't think Rei-chan's too bad, she's actually pretty nice"

Blademaster: Shiranui?

Sanctuary: "wtf man, she's playing you like a fiddle for some dick you know"

Sanctuary: "bitch probably has STD's from how many guys she's fucked to fill the void of Blademaster rejecting her!"

Blademaster: ...so...

Altmile: ...it's your fault?

Altmile: Wut

Blademaster: Umm

Blademaster: Don't think so

Altmile: You rejected her

Altmile: Thus making her sad and allegedly started fucking guys just to fill the void of sadness

Altmile: And Risinf could be next

Blademaster: Jesus

Blademaster: Fucking

Blademaster: Christ

Blademaster: No wonder Dark can't handle the chat

Blademaster: It's so fucked

Ahsha: Yep.

Chronojet: Ayy wassup

Ahsha: Heard you got your ass beat by some bugs

Chronojet: stfu

Chronojet: I couldn't get there in time

Ahsha: uh huh

Chronojet: Jetty!

Altmile: Miles!

Ahsha: wait, why do we use "Stfu Miles" on Gurguit then?

Blademaster: Beats me

Ahsha: *groan* I should reconsider this group

Blademaster: toppest kek

-Ahsha has gone offline-

Sanctuary Guard: LOL

Altmile: rage quit af

Chronojet: So how many more parts of this stupid Group Chat series?

Altmile: What?

Sanctuary Guard: ^

Chronojet: Like 2?

Chronojet: What?

Altmile: Hey I asked you that first

Blademaster: What??

Chronojet: ya know what

Chronojet: Forget it, I'll explain in two chapters

Rising:

Shiranui: ugly

Rising: kys

Shiranui: fuck off

Gaia: ...sniffle

Gaia: I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Shiranui: this cuck lost me as a friend ever since he sided with snake bitch

Rising: and he lost me when he started the argument.

Gaia: at least you're not acting like a girl now, Rising...

Blademaster: Now, now. We don't need to fight. A simple misunderstanding shouldn't break a healthy friendship.

Rising: What misunderstanding? There was none

Shiranui: Exactly. He said Snake Bitch wasn't that bad but he doesn't know shit

Shiranui: she's desperate af

Rising: I don't care anymore, now run along and be Tier 0 you memed fuck

Shiranui: You have Dudley's, you don't have shit on me

Rising: piss off

Shiranui: Fag

Rising: Cunt

Shiranui: Cripple

Rising: ...

-Rising has left the chat-

Shiranui: lmao. Pussy

Blademaster: Find out what happens in the finale of this Three Part arc!

Blademaster: SEE YA!