Questions and Answers: Featuring the School Council!

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Welcome to Q n A! The 10 chapter segments where Q n A get answered, a possible One-shot might appear, and The Author gives cryptic clues for new Turns! いけぞ!!

Q) To Yza-
Improve your singing or else every perverted or sexual thing you touch and saw will burn to ash, every perverted or sexual photos, videos, shows and sites you see on the internet and TV will be deleted and every female you see will be replaced by an image of your 90 year old grandmother

Ryu: A toughie straight out of the bat...

Kinjuzo: *in mind* I'm Yza right now... *reality* Ahem, BLAZE! Sei, uke, now, sorezore ga jinsei wo ouka! Nou no BLACK BOX wo shiru sore wa kou ka?

Ayaza: Holy shit, he's singing good?!

Kinjuzo: You wa, LIMIT LINE, wo subete ryouga, saa kouka fumidasu sore wa kyou da!

Ayaza: This is cool...!

Ryu: GO YZA!!

Kinjuzo: Todokanu mono ya, kagiriaru mono ni, atsuku naru mune wo osae tsukeru no wa, rikai mo sezu osae tsukeyouto shitekita

Ryu: He's killing it!!

Kinjuzo: Sora kara furu kuroi ame ga konomi nurashi furiyamanaku tomo; mada ore wa kawareru, jibun kaete miseru. Korega sou, PRIDE, sorezore no basho de!!

Ayaza: WHOO!!

Kinjuzo: Mada, mada, kieruna, kokoro no hi wo, mada mada, ikeruzo, ikeruzo, OH BABY MY PRIDE!!

Q) To the Ghost Trio (Kaiko, Sanda, Izo) (Requested by KRX350 )
Take over the bodies of your killers and have a threesome in public or else Kazue will gain the ability to see and touch the ghost. Also, Sanda, Izo, if you think you can escape, then don't because Kazue will fall in love with you two if you don't do this dare.

Ghost Kaiko: Rest in peace Backlion's anus. *possess Backlion*

Ghost Sanda: Rest in peace Ayato's anus. *possess Ayato*

Ghost Izo: Rest in peace Zeon's anus. *possess Zeon*

*I make this dare non canon*

Zeon: *being fucked* AAAAAH SHIT

Ayato: *watches in horror* ...Oh my God...

Backlion: *being forced to do this against his will* SOMEONE HELP US

*after*

Zeon: *on the floor* ...

Backlion: *on the floor* ...

Ayato: Boku no Pico guys?

Q) To Rukia-
So... Who do you prefer? Yza or Backlion?

Rukia: Backlion

Kinjuzo: Piece of blonde shit

Backlion: See Yza? Rukia's more attracted to me :p

Q) To Backlion/Void-
Now that you have a (Potential) Murderer on you, what're you gonna do?

Backlion: Kill 'em

School Council Break!!

Ai: Asakawa...

Asakawa: *eating doughnuts like the other council member, except Ai* Yup?

Ai: You piece of shit...

Asakawa: Eh?

Yumi: You took Ai's favourite doughnut, the custard one.

Asakawa: Oh...

Ai: THAT'S IT!! THAT IS THE FINAL STRAW ASAKAWA! FIRST IT WAS MY CHOCOLATE BAR! NEXT IT WAS MY SANDWICH! THEN IT WAS MY CAKE SLICE! WE ARE NOT FRIENDS!! *walks out dramatically and slams the door*

Asakawa: Did he really say we're not friends over four instances?

Kirikou: Yes, yes he did. *eating his chocolate doughnut*

Asakawa: This would've not happened if you didn't take that doughnut, Kirikou!!

Kirikou: Meh *puts on shades and a cigar into his mouth as the badass music plays* Ladadada, dun dun, dun dun, dun dun dun, ladadada, dun dun dun dun

Q) To Payic-
Each time Ryuzaki confesses a perverted thought he has or a perverted thing, spank him with this *gives her a whip*

Payic: What if he has a BDSM kink?! *sweatdrop*

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Confess every perverted thoughts you had and every perverted things you did

Ryuzaki: Okay, lets start off with Payic. I've had countless dreams fucking her, *gets spanked* OH SHIT THAT HURTS

Q) To Maverick-
Arashi wants Payic to hit Ryuzaki with a whip when he says perverts stuff. Your job? Slap Payic's ass whenever she whips Ryuzaki

Maverick: *slaps Payic's ass*

Payic: *goes dark red* What are you doing Maverick?!

Maverick: The question.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
When Maverick slaps Payic's ass, say "OH BABY MY PRIDE!!"

Ryuzaki: *sniffles* That thicc ass is now been tainted by Maverick... OH BABY MY PRIDE!! Anywho, yeah, I wanted to fuck Payic, make her suck my dick, play with her breasts, all that fun stuff. *gets hit three times by Payic*

Maverick: *slaps Payic three times*

Ryuzaki: Oh baby my pride, oh baby my pride, OH BABY MY PRIDE!! *sniffles* Anyways, I've mostly had dreams about Payic. But when I saw some other hot girls, like damn, my mind went crazy! Like this one time, saw this brown haired cutie and I had wet dreams for a week straight! *gets hit by Payic* Ow, that one hurt more than the last four!! *sniffles*

Maverick: *slaps her ass*

Payic: Maverick, I'll start whipping you if you don't stop!!!

Ryuzaki: OH BABY MY- *gets whipped by Payic* OUCH!

Maverick: *ass slap*

Payic: Fucking- *whips Maverick quickly again and again*

Ryuzaki: Oh baby my pride- HOLY SHIT PAYIC HE'S BLEEDING!!

School Council Break!!

Ai: *finishes watching Death Note* *sees a Death Note book outside* *goes outside and picks it up*

Kuyr: Hello Ai. It seems you've found my デスノート (Desu Nooto/Death Note)

Ai: I shall rid the world of filth... *gets a pen and opens book* Firstly, starting with him... *writes 西尾朝川 (Asakawa Nishio) death by choking on a doughnut*

Asakawa: *is about to finish eating his doughnut when all of a sudden he chokes and dies*

Yumi: Asakawa? Asakawa?!

Kirikou: *checks his pulse* Yumi. He's dead.

To be continued.

Q) To the OC's that done it-
Tell your experience to the people who ARE not 12 years old or younger

Yza: It was great fucking Rukia, but when she fucked me... RAPE RAPE RAPE BABIES

Rukia: Once you get past someone is fucking you then it's not too bad. Better if your fucking though.

Zeon: Why am I needed?

Backlion: *shrugs* Haven't done Rukia yet, still waiting till it's legal

Q) To Yza-
Did you see your brother in the world you're at right now? What about all the other characters who died in this story?

Kinjuzo: I'm in the real world now. And no, I cannot see dead people.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Go to a bar club like the one in Death Parade in a tuxedo and sing Flyers by BRADIO (Death Parade OP)

Ryuzaki: *goes in a white suit into a bar* *sings song in the media*

Author Cryptic Stuffz:

Hello, so it looks like I have a lot of words to fill to reach the 2000 marks. (Lack of questions is the reason XD)

How's everyone enjoying Season 3 so far? I'm having a blast writing it myself.

Now, how should I cryptic this? Hmmm...

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Eh, probs a bad one.

Also, uh, news for the book!

The next two openings will be Innocence by Aoi Eir and Colors by FLOW. So when those two comes around, be excited!

I'll also be introducing Shouma_Shinonome and KRX350 's very soon, and some hidden secrets behind certain characters.

Also, someone with the name beginning with R will die. Have fun guessing whose gonna have a death XD

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It feels a bit lonely without the deck profiles, haha.

I'm kinda stuck for ideas for this tbh. Anyone who has some, please send them my way!

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So, I guess I'll round of this Short Q n A now.

Love you guys, Fox out!

Kinjuzo: Is the Fox gone?

Ryuzaki: He's gone...

Kinjuzo: Great, okay guys, for Turn 61, Max, what're you gonna do?

Max: Probably knock you guys out too.

Ayaza: No, no, we should have a cardfight. Me vs you, a Granblue vs Narukami match. That'd be great!

Kinjuzo: Yeah, that'd be an interesting match-up.

Max: Ooh, I kinda like that.

Payic: No way, it should be Genesis against Granblue. I've only used Fenrir once.

Ryuzaki: Oi, it should be me who plays! I've lost my matches because I got a bad early game!!

Kinjuzo: You see Gears v Granblue in the meta, so we need more interesting and unique match ups. I agree, Genesis vs Granblue does sound more epic...

Ayaza: Ah, fine. I hope I get a fight next time...

Ayato: I've shown off our decks plenty times, Ayaza

Ayaza: But I wasn't piloting them...

Backlion: Creepy doubles

Ai: *writing names into the Death Note* DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

*whole cast is dead*

Ai: Finally... Its now ガードーファイト‼︎ヴァンガドG:愛のシャルハロート (Cardfight!! Vanguard G: Ai of the Scharhrot)!

Wait, Ai used Dark Irregulars? Hang on, DID YOU KILL THE CAST?!

Ai: Fox is here...?!

Imma kill you!! *kills Ai*

Oh no... I don't have people to use for my book anymore...

The end...?

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