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Ryuzaki: *enters the studio wearing a suit as clapping happens, then sits in a big comfy arm chair behind a wooden table, like if he was a TV host* Hello everyone at home! I'm your amazingly good looking host of the new format of Q n A, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, and today, we're gonna do the first episode of Z World's Question and Answers! Today in the studio, our guest is popular upcoming idol, Naito!

Naito: *enters with a microphone and massive smile* Hey everyone!! *waves at the camera* Thank you so much for having me on, Mikazuchi-dono.

Ryuzaki: Please, please, call me Ryuzu. And it's a pleasure to have you on. *rips off suit to reveal his normal clothing*

Naito: Okay, Ryuzu! Let's see what these questions are... *looks though letters*

Ryuzaki: Yes we shall. *rubs hands greedily and begins looking through letters too*

Q) To Yozora-
Make Kristy the Marie to your Gauche until the end of the chapter

Naito: I'll be back in a moment... *disappears then reappears as Yozora*

Yozora: Okay, so... who asked this?

Ryuzaki: *begins to lift hand*

Yozora: *squints*

Ryuzaki: *begins to put down hand*

Yozora: I need new glasses... *cough cough* OKAY! Uhh, my angel, Kristy! *pulls out a picture of her* I-isn't she the most adorable thing ever?! *cringes*

Ryuzaki: *drops to the floor laughing*

Yozora: *picks his nose so it starts bleeding* I hate myself...

Q) To Zeon-
Would you rather marry Kristy or steal Ryuzaki's house and claim it as yours?

Zeon: ...*eye twitch*...

Yozora: Okay, why are the first two questions of the Q n A abusing my sister?!

Zeon: Yozora, don't get mad but I'd marry Kristy.

Yozora: WHAT— OKAY, ZEON, FIRSTLY, GO TO JAIL, SECONDLY, NEVER COME TO MY HOUSE, AND THIRDLY, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SISTER YOU SICKO!

Zeon: ._. C-can I expl—

Yozora: LALALALALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!

Zeon: *big sigh* SINCE RYUZAKI IS RICH HE WOULD PROBABLY HIRE SOMEONE TO KILL ME IF I STOLE HIS HOUSE! PLUS I COULD JUST DIVORCE A DAY AFTER!

Yozora: *blinks* Oh yeah

Zeon: *face palm*

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make Payic pregnant or donate your home to the children's house

Ryuzaki: *crackles knuckles* With pleasure. *puts his hand into his pockets* Firstly, I need to get something to prepare for what I'm about to do.

Payic: *reads the question* Hey, Ryuzu... *goes red faced* I... I wouldn't mind if we... you know... haha...

Ryuzaki: *pulls out a phone and begins to dial someone* Yo, is this the children's home? Yeah, I'd like to donate my mansion.

Payic: *goes stone faced* ... *in mind* KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU KUZU

Ryuzaki: Aight guys, we're gonna buy a small part of Tokyo and make it a country. *begins to phone the president* Yo, lemme buy a part of Tokyo and make it a country called United Memes of Ryuzaki? I'm willing to pay anything.

*ten minutes later*

Ryuzaki: We have our own country in Tokyo now. :)

Q) To Yozora-
Will you be a Diffrider anytime soon?
Do you have a genderbent self?

Yozora: Well... Firstly, what's a Diffrider? Secondly I don't think I do.

Fox: We can always arrange the gender bent you :]

Ryuzaki: Wait wtf is Fox doing here? I thought he handed Q n As to me!

Fox: 3bad1sad

Ryuzaki: *squints*

Q) To Wyvon and Rino-
You two dating?

Rino: *goes dark red* W-w-what are you?! A-an idiot?! O-of course not! Hmph!

Wyvon: ...why would someone ask this? No we're not...

Q) To Shika-
Do you like veggies?

Shika: Yes

Q) To Yozora-
How was it to be apart of a Team Comedy Quartet chapter?

Yozora: I feel accomplished, knowing that I'm in the best vanguard series in Wattpad.

Ryuzaki: *sheds a single tear* Thank you, Yozora. You get it, you know that our book is the best. *wipes tear* YOU CAN FIND COMEDY QUARTET MOVIES ON kaiishida ACCOUNT! READ IT NOW!

Fox: Fox approved

Yozora: I make a cameo!

Q) To Inu-
We finally got your name right in a full chapter. Happy?

Inu: You know what. I'm happy. I'm real damn happy. These things called endorphins in my brain finally went off when you guys called me by my actual name. You do not understand how bad it feels, knowing that no one respects you enough that they cannot call you by your first name properly? I said it again and again. It's Inu. Not Iku. Yet, no one listens, ignores it, and it's now a fucking meme. And you know what. You try being a living meme! I am this close to change my name to Iku just so you actually call me by my proper name. This close. So, you think it's funny now?

Ryuzaki: Shut up Igu, no one cares

Inu: IT'S INU! I-N-U! EMPHASIS ON THE N!

Ryuzaki: You play Blademaster, no one cares for you

Inu:

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Ryuzaki: *blinks*

Inu: Replace the Russian with English.

Ryuzaki: Whose beating you then?

Inu: ...Payic?

Payic: Oh my god! I wouldn't do that! That's horrible... why would any parent hit their child?

Inu: Maverick?

Maverick: My voice is too deep.

Inu's Mom: I would, but I'm not Russian.

Inu: OH GOD MOM, HOW DID YOU END UP ON THIS SHOW

Inu's Mom: Guess who invited me :^)

Inu: *looks at Ryuzaki with a glare*

Ryuzaki: Woah, not me.

Payic: I did. She was calling us and saying she missed you, so I invited her on the show to see you again.

Inu: This is... embarrassing.

Inu's Mom: Who wants to see Inu as a wittle baby?

Ryuzaki: ME! THIS'LL BE COMEDY GOLD!

Inu: *curls up in the corner wanting to die*

Q) To Payic-
Gotten tired of the boobs meme already? It's from summer 2016 and it's still fresh

Payic: You tell me...

Ryuzaki: Aren't you glad Yza is missing?

Payic: I hope that pervert is dead for good.

Ryuzaki: You know, said pervert is the reason why we're even still alive.

Payic: But he... he really gets on my nerves... he made a meme out of my boobs!

Ryuzaki: But your boobs are great! So what if they're a meme? It doesn't affect how big, round and bouncy they are!

Payic: *dark red* I don't know how to feel... On one hand, you're complimenting me really nicely, but... on another hand... you're acting like a dirty perv...

Ryuzaki: I am one. :^)

Q) To Maverick-
Sad that a waifu is gonna steal your spotlight as a Nuba user?

Maverick: *looks around* Where'd Ryuzu and Payic go? Anyways, *sits on the curled up Inu* nah not really. Let's me work out more.

Chiharu: To be fair, buff guys are something girls are into.

Maverick: Exactly! She's a Waifu, but I'm a Husbando.

Chiharu: ^

Inu: MAVERICK GET OFF ME, YOU'RE FUCKING HEAVY— *wheeze wheeze choke choke*

Q) To anyone who has ever played/plays Diablo-
I wrote "Blaster Blade "Diablo"" once by accident. How much of you died a bit inside after knowing this?

Fox: YOU KNOW WHAT SHIDA? I'm not even mad, that was hilarious. (Btw, 3.14% of me died inside)

Q) To Izanoku-
Your name sounds like the last name of a man. Do your parents hate you?

Izanoku: Shinoa? You wanna know what that means, love?~

Zak: Callum, pass me the popcorn...

Callum: Over my dead body. *slides all the popcorn into his mouth then passes Zak the empty bag*

Zak: Oh, thanks...

Naito: Tell us!

Izanoku: It... has no meaning.

Naito: :wat:

Izanoku: It's spelt with katakana. Not kanji~ Any who, my parents love me.

Callum: Your mom raped me.

Izanoku: Well, they didn't like Callum.

Callum: She tried to crush my testicles once.

Zak: Um...

Callum: Also set fire on my nipples for fun.

Izanoku: My mom had issues.

Zak: Right...

Q) To Maxios-
Feeling better after getting Rize-ed?

Maxios: I'M NOT A CRIPPLE! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My only regret is not making any "I have crippling depression" and "I have osteoporosis" memes.

Q) To Serena-
Gonna bust out Nociel Gyze or just play janky Gavrail?

Serena: Nociel... Gyze? What's Gyze?

Ryuzaki: ¥90000000 says she's gonna use Gavrail.

Serena: I will not pay you that money, and yes, I'm using Gavrail still.

Ryuzaki: Fork it over lady.

Serena: I did not agree to this!

Q) To Dax-
I'm amazed that there hasn't been a Ryker reference made about you in the two books.

Dax: My middle name is Ryker.

Q) To Mai-
How haven't you changed your deck yet? Are you gonna play Luard because your love Ju died?

Mai: Nope... I like Gold Paladin more. Although, I could do that, now that you mention it...

Ayato: *joking tone* You're still dead to me for liking that trash.

Mai: You're dead to me since you got to escape from Cray rather than Ju. Hmph.

Ayato: *sweatdrop* Sorry about that.

Mai: Whatever...

Dax: *pats her back* Let's go get some cake.

Mai: *smiles a little* Okay.

Q) To Rukia-
Same as Mai but are you gonna play Diablo since your love Yza died?

Rukia: I refuse to believe Yza is dead! Ayato made it out of Cray! Yza can too!

Zeon: This obsession with Yza is kinda unhealthy, Rukia. :/

Rukia: No it's not! I love him, and I messed up big time... and I want to apologise to him. I want to... be there for him.

Zeon: I get you, but I'm just worried that it's been taken too far.

Rukia: Trust me, Zeon. I'm all good!

Shika: ¥100 says she has a closet full of pictures of Yza. A Yza Shrine! XD

Zeon: ¥100 says she keeps a picture of Yza with her at all times.

Rukia: *whacks both of them with the mango punisher on the head*

Zeon: *knocked out*

Shika: *standing up* (._.) SORRY RUKIA SUMIMASEN WATASHI WA HONTO NI GOMENASAI DESU YO!

Rukia: *whacks Shika again and again until he's on the floor crying*

Ryuzaki: And here we see Rukia in her natural habitat. ¥10000000 says she's on her period. *gets hit over the head with the punisher too*

Q) To Zeon-
I'm actually enjoying your existence in the CCEU now

Zeon: *wakes up* Thank you. I hope that I'll be more of use now.

Q) To all the Ghosts-
Did you tell Mr. Fox you weren't feeling so well?

Ghost Shouri: Some guy killed me with a gold dragon...

Ghost Sanda: It could be worse. I was suffocated to death...

Ghost Hiyori: You know what's worse? Having your killer also become a ghost and hang around with us.

Ghost Kyle: It was you or more people...

Ghost Kaiko: You guys complain too much. I was literally breathing in mustard gas yet survived longer than the rest of you...

Ghost Aya: Are we all forgetting the fact Ayato made me blind?? And technically, I lasted longer than you, Kaiko. ^^"

Ayato: No comment...

Q) To any character that is a female-
Without Yza now, who is your favourite pervert? Payic also needs to answer this!

Payic: ...ugh.

Chiharu: Yozora of course!

Yozora: But... I'm not a pervert?

Chiharu: Don't lie. I've seen what you do at night.

Yozora: ... *shivers*

Rukia: Yza.

Mai: No one.

Izanoku: *thinks* I don't really talk to perverted guys.

Serena: ^

Ryuzaki: Fess up Payic. Whose your favourite perv?

Payic: If I had to choose...it'd be you.

Ryuzaki: SCORE ONE FOR MIKAZUCHI BOYS

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make a shamless plug of the Team Comedy Quartet stuff and explain what the CCEU is

Ryuzaki: *tears off normal clothing revealing a suit, slicks hair back and stands up, walking to the front* Hello, my lovely ladies and handsome gentlemen. My name is Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, but you already knew that. You see, I have my own book series called "Team Comedy Quartet", But is more commonly shortened to C4. You see, C4 is a collection of wonderful stories I star in with my amazing squad, the Comedy Quartet. Before you ask, yes, it's canon to Z World. In the book, I am joined by my beautiful mistress Payic Ikuo, my muscular madman and blood brother, Maverick Ichinose, and last, but not least, memed to death but appreciated member, Inu Blaze!

Inu: YOU FINALLY GOT MY NAME RIGHT!

Ryuzaki: And you might be thinking... what the fuck is CCEU? Pardon my French, but... The CCEU stands for Cray's Collapse Extended Universe and it is... ah, you've heard it from Fox already, I can't be bothered to explain.

Q) To all Link Joker players-
Why play Glendios and not give the opponent damage when you can play Glendios and don't take any damage?

Ghost Kyle: True

Ghost Kaiko: no u

Q) To Kristy-
Do the "Would you want a bath? Or a meal? Or would you like me?" to any of the male cast

Yozora: WHO ASKED THIS? WHO FUCKING ASKED THIS?!

Kristy: Ehh? Why do I have to do it... *pouts*

Ryuzaki: Beats me. *rips off suit revealing normal clothing*

Yozora: I WANT TO STAB SOMEONE RIGHT NOW!

Kristy: *walks up to Yozora and tugs his sleeve* Yozora!

Yozora: Kristy, you don't have to do this!

Kristy: Would you want a bath? Or a meal? Or... would you like m~e~?

Yozora: *turns into cold stone* ... I SWEAR I AM NOT GAUCHE I AM NOT GAUCHE I AM NOT GAUCHE I AM NOT GAUCHE I AM NOT GAUCHE

Shika: Looks like Yozora is rock hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Chiharu: *pokes Yozora's cheek* I think he's dead...

Kristy: EH?! NO! BIG BROTHER! DON'T DIE! *starts to cry*

Yozora: I'm not dead... I'm just disappointed...

Q) To Yozora-
Between getting caught cheating by Chiharu and getting drowned by a sea of onee-sans in bikinis, which one will you choose?

Yozora: ...drowned in a sea of onee-sans in bikinis. I would never cheat on Chiharu, by the way.

Chiharu: If he did, I would dissect the girl who he cheated with then punish Yozora before giving my never-ending love to him. Also, are you into onee-sans in bikinis, Yozora? 👀

Yozora: No comment...

Chiharu: D'aww... I'd try to make your sexual desires come true, though ;)

Zeon: Remind me again why Yza and Chiharu aren't hooking up instead of Yozora and Chiharu

Shika: Because Yza is dead

Zeon: Lucky bastard Yozora... he has a girlfriend who will do any lewd acts for him, but his sex drive is lower than my grades!

Yozora: ...I-if you want to know what I'm into sexually... I... I'm into g-girls stepping on me.

Chiharu: *blinks* :wat:

Yozora: *goes dark red* T-there! I admit it! My secret wish is for you to step on me!

Chiharu: *knocks Yozora on the ground and begins to brutally step on him* Are you liking this, senpai~? ❤️❤️

Yozora: Fuck... yeah, yeah I am... *smiling like an idiot* Oh, right there... fuck, that feels good!

Shika: Does this book have the mature tag?

Zeon: Nope...

Q) To Payic-
Do S&M to Ryuzaki or wear Erza Scarlet's Heaven Wheel armour (minus the dress) for the rest of your days in QnA sessions.

Payic: ...*thinks about this* I'll wear the armour. *is instantly put in it, and turns pink faced* Wearing this is better than giving Ryuzu S & M sex.

Ryuzaki: I feel offended

Q) To Chiharu-
Stab the bugs that bit Yozora 100 times

Chiharu: Did it earlier this morning~ Also, this time... I gave him the bites ;)

Yozora: *whistles innocently* (don't tell anyone, but I enjoyed it...)

Q) To Ryuzaki-
When asked to punch a cast, punch him using the Falcon Punch.

Ryuzaki: Sure.

Q) To Zeon-
Kiss Yozora's little sister or Get punched in the face 10 times by Ryuzaki.

Zeon: ...

Kristy: Oh! This is easy! Zeon, kiss me on the cheek!

Zeon: ...well, they didn't specify so...

Yozora: Kiss her on the lips and you die, Zeon...

Zeon: *kneels down and kisses Kristy on the cheek* Done... Now, if anyone starts shipping us, I will hurt somebody!

Kristy: *kisses Zeon on the cheek back* Mwah! *giggles and whispers into his ear* Thanks for being a better older brother than Yozora. Don't tell him though!

Zeon: *goes dark red* ...no problem. *laughs a bit awkwardly*

Q) To Inferno-
Are you gonna be fine mate? You just gave up Gyze's most important weapon.

Inferno: I'm a man of my word.

Ryuzaki: AND THAT CONCLUDES Q N A 1! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR YOUR QUESTIONS! COME BACK AGAIN IN 7 WEEKS FOR Q N A 2!

Inferno: Wait, I'm not fin-

Naito: T-thank you so much, everyone, for reading volume one!! I really appreciate it!!

Fox: Check out Vol. 2!!

Inferno: Does anyone listen to me?! Anyone?

Volume 2 description & Chapters:

Inferno: STOP!

no u

ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
Maxios prepares his leave to Japan to a scorchingly hot country— Malaysia! Here, he teams up with Masaru Kurenai to try and find the Zeroth Dragon hidden in this country's forest. However, the unexpected arrival of Izanoku, Callum and Zak throw a wrench into their plan, and now it seems like getting the Zeroth Dragon becomes harder than anticipated... Especially when more cloaked figures appear, one of which says he knows something about Yza, and the other in control of the card everyone is after...