Ryuzaki: *appears on stage* WHO'S READY FOR THE FIRST Q N A OF 2019?! MY NAME'S RYUZAKI MIKAZUCHI, YOUR ONE AND ONLY SEXY HOST, HERE TO DO Q N A!

Audience: *cheering*

Ryuzaki: Today I'm joined by everyone's favourite, "what happened to" character, Ayaza!

Ayaza: Hi everyone, what happened to me? Well, you'll find out in the final volume for the Gyze Arc!

Ryuzaki: Forget that, let's not waste any time and get straight into the questions!

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Start the QnA by performing "Ryuzaki Account"

So this is why you wanted to get straight into the questions...

Ryuzaki: I'm more of a Soundcloud rapper Yozora will ever be

Ryuzaki Account by Ryuzaki Mikazuchi - Official Music Video

I buy no car for Riku (for real)
Iku tears the mall down for Riku (for real)
Why he even talking to Riku? (no)
She wants the money and shit (oh God)
I pull up in trucks and shit, bye bye to Izanoku's living room and shit (for real)
I be Gucci'd down, you wearing cheap and shit (bitch)
Yeah, Ryuzaki, yeah, plot tools came off of that, yeah (yeah)
Triple crit, put me in a chair, yeah (in jail)
Triple cross the plug, we do not play fair, yeah (oh God)
Got 'em heals and stands on the the real blingy (blingy)
Yozora be praying for the crits like Chingy (Chingy)
Walk in Neiman Marcus and I spend a light fifty (fifty)
Please proceed with caution, C4 members, they be right with me (Ryuzaki)
Riku's a bitch, no cute face, Payic has real titties (Yza)
Seventy-five hunnid burned for no reason (yeah)
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action (nah)
The money raised me, I'm a rich bastard (wild, wild, wild, wild)
I burn money just so I can flex faster (skrrt)
Hooded figures tryna copy me, they playin' catch up (Ryuzaki)
I might pull up in a Ghost, no Yza (Ryuzaki)
I been burning money and I got no asthma
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Yeah, Inu (huh yeah) nah for real Inu (Ryuzaki)
Straight up out the 6, now got a house in the ricefields, Inu (Ryuzaki)
Wanna see Riku's body, Inu? She get you killed Inu (wet)
Wanna tweet about Riku, Inu? She get you killed Inu (wet)
Zak almost killed Inu, I'm no Inu (Ryuzaki) you a lil' Inu (Ryuzaki)
Be an Inu, nobody wanna be an Inu, chasing Riku's Inu (yeah)
Never pay your bitch like you, Inu (wet)
Yes I shoot like Reggie Mill', Inu (Ryuzaki)
Zak sting you like a bee, Inu (fast)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ruler clips, send a ruler hit
Pull up on your bitch, she say that you got a small dick
Spray your gold down, Maverick with that holy shit
Glock cocked now, I don't really give no fuck 'bout who I hit
Yeah, your Riku, she tryna to steal me
Keep that money thot away me
Bitch, I'm Ryuzaki, you know I got Payic with me
Keep a mad mag in case they wanna get busy with me
Truck matte black and I got a truck with me
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Seventy-five hunnid burned for no reason
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action
The money raised me, I'm a rich bastard

Q) To Ayaza-
Why the heck you flirting with Mai, Ayaza nya?! Also, Aya keeps sulking and crying nya!

Ghost Aya: *still sulking and crying waterfalls*

Ayaza: I'M NOT FLIRTING! MY HEART IS FOR AYA ONLY DAMN IT!!

Ghost Aya: *crying waterfalls* Explain this! *shoves #41 in his face*

Ayaza: I KIDNAPPED HER! THAT IS NOT FLIRTING!

Ghost Yza: MY GUY I respect the kidnapping kink, I didn't know you were into dominating lolis, especially when they're your loli slave!

Ayaza: YZA, STOP MAKING THE SITUATION WORSE THEN IT IS!

Ghost Aya: *crying waterfalls* Ayaza, how could you?!

Ayaza: IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING DAMN ITTTTTTT!

Mai: This is why you don't kidnap lolis

Q) To Yozora-
You legally cannot say fuck

Yozora: Oh for fu-

Q) To Fox-
Make Ayafowo canon

No

Ayafowo: owo?

Yozora: Frickity heck what is this fricking poopy rule?! I can't believe I can't say fudge nuggets anymore, son of a female doggo! Whatever bustered who sent me this is gonna get a man's genital's shoved up their bum's hole! Red period heck.

Ayafowo: Calm dowown Yowozowora swearing like that isn't gowoowod fowor yowour health

Yozora: Who the frick is he?

An abomination

Ayafowo: Hi I'm Ayafowo OwO

Yozora: Red period hell.

Do I make him canon...

Ayato: For the love of Satan NO

Ayafowo: Pwease Mr. Fowox owo

Shika: Yeah please Fox owo

I'll consider it.

Ayafowo: OwO

Ayato: FOX YOU MONSTER HOW COULD- oh... I guess that's better then a "yes"...

*considers*

Ayato: Oh fuck oh shit oh fuck oh god fuck fuck fuck shit shit shit shit

We'll let the fans decide!

Ayato: ...I'll start a campaign...

Ayafowo: Please make me canowon OwO

Ayato: DON'T LET THIS POOR RIP OFF OWO VERSION OF ME BECOME A REAL THING IN THE CCEU! DO YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF AYAFOWO BECOMES A PART OF Z WORLD? WE'LL NEED TO GIVE HIM SPEAKING LINES IN THE MAIN CHAPTERS! THE MAIN FUCKING CHAPTERS! DO YOU WANT THAT?! DO YOU WANT TO SEE OWO EVERYWHERE?! DO YOU?!

Rukia: I've never seen Ayato be so passionate about something since Gold Paladin or butter...

Shika: I do owo

Ayafowo: I feel bad for Ayatowo owo...

Ayato: DAMN RIGHT

Ayafowo: Fowor the sake owof Ayatowo's sanity I will chowoowose nowot towo be canowon owo

Ayato: *sheds a manly tear* thank you, Ayafowo...

Ayafowo: Nowo prowoblem owob *begins to disappears*

Ayato: *sniffles* I'll never forget you, Ayafowo...

Ayafowo: Gowowodbye, Ayatowo... *disappears*

Ayato: ...AYAFOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

This was the weirdest drama I've ever seen...

Q) To Inferno-
Cuck Chiharu by going on a date with Yozora. No skipping

Inferno: A dare is a dare

Yozora: Frick

This should've been the Valentine's Special, thinking about it

Inferno: This is more of a Q n A thing though. Crack ships... everywhere *jazz hands*

Yozora: Better question is, why am I going on a date with Inferno? Wouldn't Magus or Aina make more sense? I'm a guy, he's a guy!

We need that yaoibait for them fujoshi readers

Yozora: But we have yaoibait in Max and Wyvon!

Wyvon: I'm offended

Inferno: Sin has a saying, "it's only gay if you make it gay.". So, this date isn't gay thus it's now a normal date between two strangers.

Yozora: I can't tell if sarcasm was used or not...

Inferno: Short answer: Yes. Long answer: Yes.

Yozora: Wow, so insightful... lemme just find my extra skip card and...

Q) To Yozora-
Be forced to go on a date when asked. No skipping

Yozora: OH FOR FRICKS SAKE

Inferno: It really brings down the punch when you can't say fuck

Yozora: You think I'm not aware?

Inferno: Probably. Anyways... let's start the date :monkaS:

Yozora: I'm not looking forward to this...

Q) To Chiharu-
Try not to kill Inferno. (If you kill him, Yozora will lose his V-ticket to Kiara Sessyoin)

Chiharu: *locked up in a detainment cellar deep underneath the Mikazuchi Mansion*

Ryuzaki: Don't worry, I gotchu covered. GO YOZORA I SUPPORT YOUR LIFE DECISION!

Yozora: I NEVER WANTED THIS LIFE DECISION

Inferno: Let's go to my favourite place, a house on fire!

Yozora: Worst. Date. Ever.

*ten minutes later*

Yozora: *sitting in the middle of fire*

Inferno: *sitting in the middle of fire*

Yozora: *sips tea*

Inferno: *eats a biscuit*

Yozora: Lovely weather today.

Inferno: Agreed.

Yozora: My skin is beginning to blister, and I'm sweating more in my balls then usual, but this is mildly enjoyable.

Inferno: Stop lying to yourself. *sips tea*

Yozora: You know what, you're right. THIS IS THE WORST FRICKING DATE EVER AND MY SKIN IS BURNING.

Inferno: Better?

Yozora: Better.

Inferno: Your not you when your hungry. Snickers, get some nuts. *hands Yozora a Snickers*

Yozora: I swear we're not sponsored. *eats Snickers*

Q) To Yozora-
Sing Killer Queen while wearing what Freddie Mercury wore for his live

Yozora: *wearing what Freddie Mercury wore for his live* She's a Killer Queen, Gunpowder, gelatin, Dynamite with a laser beam, Guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime, Recommended at the price, Insatiable an appetite, Wanna try?

Audience: *clapping and cheering*

Q) To Yza-
Sing Another One Bites the dust.

Ghost Yza: *coughs* aNOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Zak: JESUS FUCK STOP WE GET IT YOU CAN'T SING SPARE ME MY EARS

Ghost Yza: Hai hai

Q) To Chiharu-
As of this QNA turn into a neko

Chiharu: *rolls in her cage* nya?

Yozora: Nice date Inferno. I wish to never fricking do this again.

Inferno: Same here. Thanks for your Zeroth Dragon tho

Yozora: Yep, rub it in...

Chiharu: *let outside her cage and runs to Yozora tackling him* YOZONYAAAAAAAAAAAAA T_T

Yozora: *hugs her* Hey, Chiharu

Chiharu: IM SO GLAD YOUR BACK NYA! *tail wags*

Yozora: Same here... *pats her*

Chiharu: Nya~~!!

Q) To Fox-
*Gives Scathach manga* now can we have Ansei specials?

No *reads Scathach manga*

Q) To Yza and Rukia-
Switch bodies

Ghost Yza: *switches bodies*

Rukia: *switches bodies*

Ghost Yza: So... this is how being a ghost feels like... it's so... free!

Rukia: *grabbing her breasts* Ah, I'm gonna have fun tonight... *begins to strip*

Ghost Yza: You idiot, stop! You're gonna expose my body in front of everyone, omg!

Rukia: Your right, lemme go back stage

Ghost Yza: ...this has got to be the worst trade ever...

*backstage*

Rukia: Did you know, if you stop using dildos you can lower the amount of plastics used each year? Go use your fingers, ladies, and save the sea creatures. *begins to perform lewd acts on herself*

Ghost Yza: *dies* I can't believe my body was used for something like that...

Q) To Kai-
Dishole uwu

Kai: Fox made the Black Hole before he watched Yes Game Yes Life so :^)

Q) To Zeongauche-
Headpat Kristy while saying "my angel Kristy! :umugasm:"

Zeongauche: Oh, we back... *pats Kristy* m-my... angel... Kristy!... :umugasm:

Kristy: Yay! I love pats!

Zeongauche: It must run in the family...

Q) To Yozora-
At this point how many times have you been stepped?

Yozora: I've been stepped on the same amount of times Fox has gotten a Heal trigger for his first damage

Q) To Shika-
How's life with OwO?

Shika: owob

Q) To Yozora-
Pat yourself and Chiharu can't Pat for the next 3 questions

Yozora: *pats himself* Sad...

Chiharu: No nyaaaa! This is the most shit dare ever nya!

Q) To Zeon-
When will you stop cutting?

Zeon: I can't see the future, so I don't know

Q) To Shika-
Owob

Shika: OwOb

Q) To Shika-
Spread owo

Shika: *spreads owo on toast*

Q) To Zeon-
Aki lied

Zeon: What did Aki lie about?

You weren't single in the future

Zeon: That piece of shit-

Q) To Shika-
Actually marry owo

Shika: *marries owo toast* owob

Q) To Yozora-
Become Yozo-gauche, then use some skip card because this joke is getting too old

Yozora: *becomes Yozogauche then uses some skip card* Hey, this worked in my favour for once

Chiharu: And I can pat you now nya! *pats Yozora*

Yozora: ><

Q) To Chiharu-
LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE GAME

Chiharu: I CAN PLAY THE GAME NYA YOU NEED TO FLIP YELLOW TRIGGERS NYA

Q) To Shika-
LEARN HOW TO BUILD YOUR DECK AROUND HELLHARD EIGHT

Shika: My deck was built around HH8 until I realised I can dust some H8ters using Dust as my main boss

Q) To Yozora-
LEARN HOW TO SACK HEALS

Yozora: Sorry, my name isn't Yza Blade

Rukia: *still performing lewd acts* Did someone say my name?

Yozora: *squint* I never took you for that type, Rukia...

Ghost Yza: HE'S USING MY BODY THAT PERVERT!!

Yozora: He? I thought Rukia was a she? Did Rukia change genders? Did we get a genderbend dare and it doesn't make me a girl? What timeline am I living in? What universe is this? This should be mathematically impossible...

Ghost Yza: At least I'm not he only one having an existential crisis...  

Q) To Zak-
Get raped by Max cosplaying as Astolfo

Zak: *skip*

Q) To Max-
Rape Max cosplaying as Astolfo

Max: He skipped so no can do buckaroo

Q) To Riku-
Die

Riku: *plays the reverse card* No U!

Ayaza: *plays the Wild Draw 4 card* Pick up 4!

Inu: Grr... damn, I was so close to UNO too! *picks up 4*

Ayaza: Your go is skipped! Your turn, Yozora!

Yozora: I'll put down a Red 3!

Ayaza: And I'll put down a Yellow 3!

Riku: I'll put down a Yellow 6!

Inu: And I'll put down a Yellow +2! Pick up two, Yozora!

Yozora: Unlucky for you, I've got a little trick up my sleeve. *slams down a Blue +2* UNO!

Ayaza: Crap, I need to pick up 4... *picks up three then smirks* Rather, I'll continue this chain of +2! I'll play instant speed, Blue +2 as well! Riku, draw 6!

Riku: Nah, I'm gonna chain a Green +2. Sorry Inu, but unless you pay up, you'll be drawing 8.

Inu: You underestimate me... cuz I've got another Yellow +2 waiting to be chained!

Yozora: Crap... I'm gonna draw 10...

Ayaza: And I now pray you don't draw into a +2...

Yozora: All or nothing now... *begins to pick up*

Inu: And he was just at UNO too.

Yozora: Got it! I'll play my newly drawn Red +2! Ayaza, pick up 12!

Ayaza: Damn it... *starts to pick up*

Riku: Any +2s?

Ayaza: Nope...

Riku: Sweet! I'll play a Red 5! UNO!

Inu: Green 5!

Yozora: I'll play... the Wild Hand Swap card!

Riku: W-what?!

Yozora: Riku... me and you trade hands, and I'll change the colour to blue! UNO!

Ayaza: Heh, the old tactic... you should've picked up when you can

Yozora: What's the fun in screwing one person when you can screw 2?

Inu: If we take that line out of context, he'll sound like Yza.

Rukia: *still performing lewd acts* Did someone call me?

Inu: Jesus fuck, get out of our Game Night! We're playing UNO damn it! Don't get your pussy juices on the cards!

Ayaza: You know I found these cards in the bin right?

Inu: ...*eye twitch*

Riku: Eh, they're cleaner then my room tho.

Yozora: I... I think I threw up in my mouth a little... I quit...

Inu: Me too...

Ayaza: It's just me and you now, Riku!

Riku: Bring it on!

Who will win?! What will happen?! Can Ayaza scathe a victory, or will Riku's new hand of cards mark the end for Ayaza?! Find out in the next episode of UNO Z Kai! To be continued...

Q) To Ryuzaki and Maverick-
RAM TRUCKS INTO THE LIVING ROOMS OF ALL OF YOUR PAST ENEMIES!

Ryuzaki: Maverick, prepare me at least 100 trucks.

Maverick: Yes sir yes.

Ryuzaki: First truck... will go to Rem!

*a truck flies into a Russian base causing boom boom explosions*

Ryuzaki: The next... my dead sister's shitty grave!

*truck rams into a grave made out of literal shit*

Ryuzaki: Hey, we can shove this truck up Juggerbitch's home!

*a truck flies through time and space to travel dimensions and crashes through a large gladiator colosseum*

Ryuzaki: Speaking of Juggerbitch, we need to ram one into fuckface's home!

*a truck rams through wherever Backlion is right now*

Ryuzaki: Next up, I'm gonna ram one into Callum's living room!

*a truck rams through Izanoku's house... again...*

Ryuzaki: We can't forget Chaos Breaker!

*a truck rams into the Black Hole*

Ryuzaki: Hey, does the guy who beat me in the preliminaries in that tournament and is the reason I didn't make top 32 an enemy? If so, RAM A FUCKING TRUCK IN HIS PLACE!

*a truck flies into the shadows*

Ryuzaki: Oh, I think I forgot to shove one into the future.

*a truck flies into the future into Hikaru's house*

Ryuzaki: Hmm, oh yeah, Hooded Figures, you get a truck, you get a truck, he gets a truck, she gets a truck, everyone gets a truck!

*seven trucks flies into the Hooded Figure's base*

Ryuzaki: E Rainbow Man? Yeah fuck him too

*a truck rams through space and time to kill E Rainbow Man more*

Ryuzaki: And finally... a truck into Riku's house!

*a truck rams into Riku's house*

Ryuzaki: I think... that's all...

Maverick: You forgot about one important person

Ryuzaki: Who's that?

Maverick: Yourself.

Ryuzaki: Damn... that's deep...

*drives a truck into the mansion*

Ryuzaki: At least we can expand the living room now that it's destroyed.

Maverick: I love my job

Q) To Ryuzaki and Masaru-
Break the 4th wall

Masaru: This is a Vanguard fanfiction but there's been more playing of UNO then there has been of Vanguard for the past two chapters

Ryuzaki: Lemme just *rams a truck into the 4th wall* There.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make a gate for the future generation and bring in Hikaru, Ryuuga and four copies of V Irminsul

Ryuzaki: *opens portal*

Hikaru: Thanks for the truck owo

Ryuuga: Huh, we're back here? And why did I need to bring Irminsul?

Ryuzaki: It'll make sense soon

Q) To Ryuuga-
Show Shika how much you are disappointed in him since he cant build a deck around Hellhard Eight

Ryuuga: Shika...

Shika: owo?

Ryuuga: CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M MEETING THE SHIKA AKIA!

Shika: Sure owob *signs an autograph*

Ryuuga: *sniffs* This is the best day ever...

Hikaru: I don't think he's disappointed

Ryuzaki: Damn it Ryuuga, you had one job!

Hikaru: That job is to make babies with Fujiko owo

Shika: Another owoer! OwO

Hikaru: Yes owo

Ryuuga & Ryuzaki: Oh God... it's invading...

Q) To Hikaru-
CHEEK SPREADING JOKES

Hikaru: Ryuuga spreads Fujiko's cheeks, I spread Strelzia's cheeks, Ryuzaki spreads Payic's cheeks, Max spreads everyone's cheeks, and Rukia spreads her own cheeks!

Ghost Yza: When can I get my body back...

Q) To Spectre-
Start using Irminsul as your avatar

Ryuuga: Here you go- holy crap, what's up with that get up...

Spectre: *stares at Irminsul*

*careless whispers play*

Spectre: Aina.

Aina: Hm?

Spectre: I've been converted.

Aina: E-eh?

Spectre: I'm now a tree hugger. Show me the ways of trees.

Aina: Oh, you wanna use Neo Nectar? Here, you can just use my deck *hands him her deck*

Spectre: ...hot damn Ahsha is a babe... this is the best deal ever!

Aina: If you like Ahsha, you can become her hoe

Spectre: Fuck yes I'd become her hoe any day

Ryuuga: Ryuzaki, I think we created a tree fucker instead

Ryuzaki: None of this is going according to plan damn it, do I need to shove more trucks up people's asses?

Q) To Izanoku and Masaru-
Closet.

Izanoku: *opens closet and looks inside*

Masaru: *pushes her inside and enters, closing it*

Maverick: What kind of kinky shit are they gonna do in there?

Izanoku: *screams*

Masaru: *laughing*

Maverick: Ok so Masaru is scaring Izanoku, got it

Q) To Riku-
Die again.

Riku: No U! *reverse card*

Ayaza: Grr... I-I'll pick up from deck...

Riku: I'll put down my Blue 9... UNO!

Ayaza: UN- Sonuvabitch... okay, I'll follow with a Green 9

Riku: Tsk, I don't have a Green. *picks up one*

Ayaza: I'm still in this.... Green 5

Riku: Blue 5

Ayaza: Blue 8

Riku: I WIN! RED 8 TO WIN THIS GAME OF UNO! WHATS MY PRIZE, WHATS MY PRIZE?!

Ayaza: You get to suck on this *puts up his middle finger*

Riku: Ohoho~ I will if you pay up

Ayaza: Yikes. Imma check on my loli slave now and hope to God Aya isn't upset with me...

Q) To Maverick-
Tell us a holy joke

Maverick: So, there I am. At a public urinal. Taking a long piss cuz I've been running for like two hours and been drinking hella fluids (No homo). This guy enters and just stands at the urinal next to mine. When there's like six other ones open. Now, the unspoken bro code rule says to never ever go to a urinal next to another guy unless there is no other option, but this guy clearly doesn't acknowledge that. So, I'm just pissing. A lot. The guy doesn't even unzip his pants. He just stands there. Makes eye contact. Then... he looks down at my dick. Just stares at it. I'm like "boi" and he looks back at me, nodding. "You are a holy man devout to God aren't you?" He says. I nod. I mean, I am a Christian. He nods and spits in the urinal before leaving. I finish my whizz, zip up my fly and wash my hands. And I mutter to myself, "I'm a holy man...?" Then, out of nowhere this golden statue replica of me drops from the sky and destroys the sink. The alarm goes off, I sweat, and I use a truck to get out of there asap, before ramming it into Izanoku's house. Remember the guy from earlier? Yeah, he stole the statue. Legend says he's staring at that holy penis until now. Oh hey, it's my penis in golden form. Oh hang on......

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make the ultimate chick banging joke

Ryuzaki: Whip out your three critical attack, shove it down your girl's damage zone, and inflict her six damage using your vanguard. *wink wink* Bonus points if you rip a couple triggers during the drive check.

Q) To Ryuzaki and Payic-
Get rid of Izanoku and Masaru and then get into the closet.

Payic: *opens closet*

Ryuzaki: *squints*

Masaru: *squints*

Izanoku: *crawls out* wha... never... again...

Masaru: She'll be fine. Probably. *leaves*

Payic: What did you do to her...?

Masaru: Oh, just tickle her.

Ryuzaki: Damn it, we should've just rammed a giant tickle machine into her house instead.

Payic: *enters the closet* C'mon Ryuzu!

Ryuzaki: Hai hai *enters the closet and closes it*

Maverick: I wonder what-

Closet: *shaking and zipping noises*

Maverick: Ok.

Q) To Maverick-
FIND LOVE

Maverick: *kisses his two muscular arms* This one's called Joe, this one's called Jack.

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Make another portal to the next gen and bring Taira and older Fubuki

Ryuzaki: *leaves closet* That was fun while it lasted. *zips up jacket* Anyways...

Fubuki: Wait, what am I doing here?

Ryuzaki: *opens portal*

Taira: REEEEEEE WHERE AM I REEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: REEEEEEE I WAS JUST COOKING IN THE RESTAURANT WHERE AM I NOW REEEEEEEE

Fubuki: HOLY SHIT ITS ME REEEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: ITS ME WHEN IM YOUNGER REEEEEEE WAIT HOW IS THIS HAPPENING REEEEEE

Taira: TWO DADS REEEEEEEEEEE? WHAT IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A DAD REEEEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: HE'S MY SON YOU FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: OH MY GOD I HAVE A SON REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: YEAH REEEEEEEE AND HE DOESNT EVEN PLAY SHADOW PALADIN REEEEEEE

Fubuki: WHAT DOES HE USE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Taira: AQUA FORCE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: HES A SEAMAN FUCK SAKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS THE WORST FUTURE EVER REEEEEEE

Taira: SHUT UP DAD YOU STILL USE RAGING FORM IN THE FUTURE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: BECAUSE RAGING FORM IS SUPERIOR REEEEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: YEAH TAIRA AQF IS GARBO SHADOW IS SUPERIOR REEEEEEEE

Taira: STOP BULLYING ME DADS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To Taira-
Shout at Trio for losing Megiddo

Taira: Megiddo? Like the Nation Megu is in?

Trio: No, like the card

Taira: There's a card named Megiddo?

Ryuzaki: WOAH WOAH WOAH STOP, WE'RE BREAKING TOO MANY PLOTS, LOGIC AND REASON RIGHT NOW, WHO SENT IN THIS QUESTION AND THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

Taira: Either way, I need to shout at him so....

Trio: I still use the superior AqF deck

Taira: FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEE MAELSTROM IS BETTER THEN THAVAS REEEEEE AT LEAST PEOPLE CAN PRONOUNCE HIS NAME RIGHT REEEEEEEEEEE AND MAELSTROM CAN RESTAND ON VANGUARD REEEEEEEE AND WE DONT NEED TO STRIDE TO WIN REEEEEEE ALL WE NEED IS TO ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ACCEL AQUA LIFE BABYYYYYY REEEEEEEEEE

Q) To everyone (Ryuuga and Hikaru included)-
Shout at Taira for losing his chance with Hisano

Taira: ITS NOT MY FAULT KAMINARI IS MORE SMOOTH REEEEEEE

Ryuzaki: Is this a good idea? Z World has like over 50 characters.

Let's change it to Main Cast.

Ryuzaki: Aye yo Main Cast lets shout at Taira cuz he's a big dumb dumb idiot who cares more about his scalie dragon avatar then a girl he can bang

Hikaru: ORANGE KACCHAN, YOU SHOULDVE SPREAD HER CHEEKS WHILE YOU STILL HAD THE CHANCE!

Ryuuga: You would have a chance if you didn't shout so much, but it's not too late! You can still get her!

Yozora: Who is this kid?

Chiharu: If you like her just ask her out nya

Shika: OWO!!!!!

Zeon: ...*deep breath* YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT, YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE DAMN IT! YOU'LL NEVER GET ONE AGAIN, HOW COULD YOU SCREW UP THIS BIG TIME?! GOD DAMN IT TAIRA, YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG! BUT INSTEAD YOU LOST TO DINOSAURS! DINO FUCKING SAURS! WHAT WOULD MAELSTROM THINK?! HUH?!

Rukia: *fondling herself* Kaminari's more smooth then my shit

Ghost Yza: Reminder this is Yza talking...

Ryuzaki: TAIRA, YOU MISSED OUT ON DOUBLE D JUGS! ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF?! HISANO'S TITTIES COULDVE BEEN YOURS!

Payic: YOU SHOULDVE TOLD HER WHEN YOU HAD THE CHANCE! HOLDING IN FEELINGS IS BAD!

Maverick: YOU DONT NEED LOVE! JUST GROW MUSCLES AND MAKE THEM YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Inu: JUST FIND ANOTHER GIRL! ITS NOT THAT HARD!

Callum: EVERYONE IS SHOUTING, CAN I SHANK YOU?

Zak: If we make Taira x Hisano a crack ship in the comments, I'm sure it'll sail.

Izanoku: Wow, thanks for the jab

Zak: No prob sis :)

Izanoku: Anyways, *ahem* TAIRA YOU DUMMY! YOU DONT KNOW SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO ROMANCE!

Ayaza: Huh, I get to have a say in all this? Uh, TAIRA, JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESNT DIE EVEN IF YOU DONT GET TO GO OUT WITH HER! DYING IS NOT AN OPTION!

Riku: TAIRA JUST GIVE HER MONEY SHE'LL GO OUT WITH YOU 100% NOW

Inferno: JUST GET A DARE WHICH FORCES YOU TWO ON A DATE!

Magus: But that literally happened to you....

Spectre: *cannot answer because he's too busy becoming Ahsha's hoe*

Aina: I don't know what's going on, but I think you can still do it, Taira!

Hyakurai: Are we all forgetting about the time Taira wanted Minerva as his Waifu?

Sin: Taira's life decisions are a sin that must be deleted

Kazue: *sniffs the air* I thought I just heard Kaiko-sama...

Sin: *throws up* Help...

Q) To older Fubuki-
Shout at everyone for shouting at Taira

Older Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP SHOUTING AT TAIRA YOU FUCKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I KNOW HES DUMB BECAUSE HE LOST HIS CHANCE WITH A 11/10 GIRL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT YOU DONT NEED TO RUB IT IN REEEEEEEEEEEE TAIRA IS HUMAN HE MAKES MISTAKES REEEEEEEEEEE HELL LEARN FROM THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: I'm surprised I haven't broken my vocal chords yet...

Taira: FUCK YOU DAD REEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To older Fubuki-
Shout at Taira

Older Fubuki: TAIRA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU LOST YOUR CHANCE WITH HISANO YOU PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU SHOULDVE GROWN SOME BALLS AND ASKED HER OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Taira: BUT MOM ASKED YOU OUT FIRST REEEEEEE

Older Fubuki: Actually, have I ever told you how me and Nozomi met?

Taira: No

Older Fubuki: Well, in the new restaurant me and Raijin opened up, Nozomi became one of the waitresses. We talked a lot, blah, blah, blah, I was dating some other girls, blah, blah, blah, break up happened, blah, blah, blah, but you know, Nozomi stuck with me til the bitter end. Even after she left to pursue her career in law, and even if I screamed a lot, we had a connection... and then one day, she asked me out. And that, is how you were born.

Taira: ...eh?

Older Fubuki: Well, if we didn't go out, get married and have a kid, you wouldn't exist.

Taira: TRUE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fubuki: Does Nozomi have big boobs?

Older Fubuki: Yes

Fubuki: I CAN LIVE WITH THIS FUTURE! I GET A SEXY LAWYER WIFE WITH BIG BOOBS AND I GET TO OPEN A SHOP WITH RAIJIN! FUCK YEAH!!

Older Fubuki: You'll have this orange haired fuck though for a kid

Fubuki: FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Last next gen portal to bring Fujiko in

Ryuzaki: *opens portal*

Fujiko: I remember this place!

Q) To Ryu and Hikaru-
Support RyuuFuji

Ryu: *has already decorated the Q n A set with RyuuFuji propaganda* I've done my bit. Now subscribe to PewDiePie and beat T-Series!!

Hikaru: RYUUFUJI OWO

Q) To Ryuzaki-
Send everyone back into their generation using a truck that can travel through time

Ryuzaki: Well, Next Gen people.

Ryuuga: Here!

Hikaru: Hi owo

Fujiko: Yep!

Taira: REEEEEE

Older Fubuki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ryuzaki: Get in the fucking truck! *shoves everyone into the truck and returns them back to their timeline*

Q) To Ryuzaki and Maverick-
Shove the time traveling truck into whatever place Izanoku is staying at

Ryuzaki: Well, there's one thing left to do.

Maverick: Payic's gonna be so pissed when she finds out.

Ryuzaki: Don't worry. She's showering right now.

Maverick: You sick bastard.

Ryuzaki: Exactly. If we're ramming this thing into the mansion, I wanna see Payic's naked body by the end of this.

Maverick: ESKETIT! *rams truck into the mansion*

Q) To Ryuzaki and Maverick-
End the QnA by performing "Ryuzaki Account" again

Ryuzaki: The mansion might be in ruins, and I might've killed a man inside, but we can all enjoy this musical number in the end!

Ryuzaki Account by Ryuzaki Mikazuchi - Official Music Video

I buy no car for Riku (for real)
Iku tears the mall down for Riku (for real)
Why he even talking to Riku? (no)
She wants the money and shit (oh God)
I pull up in trucks and shit, bye bye to Izanoku's living room and shit (for real)
I be Gucci'd down, you wearing cheap and shit (bitch)
Yeah, Ryuzaki, yeah, plot tools came off of that, yeah (yeah)
Triple crit, put me in a chair, yeah (in jail)
Triple cross the plug, we do not play fair, yeah (oh God)
Got 'em heals and stands on the the real blingy (blingy)
Yozora be praying for the crits like Chingy (Chingy)
Walk in Neiman Marcus and I spend a light fifty (fifty)
Please proceed with caution, C4 members, they be right with me (Ryuzaki)
Riku's a bitch, no cute face, Payic has real titties (Yza)
Seventy-five hunnid burned for no reason (yeah)
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes (bitch)
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action (nah)
The money raised me, I'm a rich bastard (wild, wild, wild, wild)
I burn money just so I can flex faster (skrrt)
Hooded figures tryna copy me, they playin' catch up (Ryuzaki)
I might pull up in a Ghost, no Yza (Ryuzaki)
I been burning money and I got no asthma
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Yeah, Inu (huh yeah) nah for real Inu (Ryuzaki)
Straight up out the 6, now got a house in the ricefields, Inu (Ryuzaki)
Wanna see Riku's body, Inu? She get you killed Inu (wet)
Wanna tweet about Riku, Inu? She get you killed Inu (wet)
Zak almost killed Inu, I'm no Inu (Ryuzaki) you a lil' Inu (Ryuzaki)
Be an Inu, nobody wanna be an Inu, chasing Riku's Inu (yeah)
Never pay your bitch like you, Inu (wet)
Yes I shoot like Reggie Mill', Inu (Ryuzaki)
Zak sting you like a bee, Inu (fast)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ruler clips, send a ruler hit
Pull up on your bitch, she say that you got a small dick
Spray your gold down, Maverick with that holy shit
Glock cocked now, I don't really give no fuck 'bout who I hit
Yeah, your Riku, she tryna to steal me
Keep that money thot away me
Bitch, I'm Ryuzaki, you know I got Payic with me
Keep a mad mag in case they wanna get busy with me
Truck matte black and I got a truck with me
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight infinites in my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
In my Ryuzaki account, yeah (oh God)
I got one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight Callums ready to shank you down, yeah (fast)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Ready to shank you down, yeah (oh God)
Seventy-five hunnid burned for no reason
Bitch, be careful where you dumpin' your ashes
I ain't no sucker, I ain't cut for no action
The money raised me, I'm a rich bastard

Ryuzaki: Huh, for once it's not a 2 part Q n A. Anyways, I've been your beautiful host, Ryuzaki Mikazuchi, and thank you all for reading Q n A! Goodnight my friends, goodnight!

Ayaza: Remember to read Volume 7!

CHECK OUT VOL. 7!!

Volume 7 Description and Chapters:

ULTIMATE STRIDE!!
The ultimate conclusion begins! The flames of purgatory burn brighter then ever before as the Overlord— the emissary of hate that was born from the Void Incident— exacts his revenge, and unleashes it in one fell swoop with the rebirth of the demon that will end the world. The struggle of a fallen archfiend, the tale of a genius knight, and the melody of a shattered hero all come together to fight it, causing a crescendo of hope to resound down the battlefield of Hell itself—

Through the smoke and mirrors, a new image is awakened— peeling back its covers, the start of the real story has only just begun.

Release Date: 2nd March 2019

Release Date: 9th March 2019

Release Date: 16th March 2019

Release Date: 23rd March 2019

Release Date: 30th March 2019

Release Date: 6th April 2019

Release Date: 13th April 2019

Afterwords

Ah... the next volume will mark Z World's one year anniversary. I don't know how to feel, knowing I've somehow lasted this long with the final volume for the Gyze Arc.

Sincerely, thank you everyone. For pushing me this far. Sometimes this job is stressful, sometimes I couldn't keep up with deadlines, and sometimes I want to quit and take breaks. Writing isn't easy, especially doing it week by week, trying to churn out a chapter consistently. But honestly, seeing the support in the comments and votes, and reactions of everyone to each chapter makes it worth it in the end. Creating something, polishing it to the best it can be, then letting everyone else see it. That kind of satisfaction is why I create, and why I will want to create for the rest of my life.

Anyways.

I've been planning this final volume for awhile now.

I hope you'll enjoy the fruits of my labour.

We're at the home stretch now...

For the last time in Volume 6,

That's all, Fox out!