Tate's request to have his friends go meet him at the high school where he was for some ungodly reason lead the trio to a school too irrelevant to the story to be named. Even the guy who stole Risei's sign at the commands of the tiny whisk war crimimal is more likely to appear again than this school, and that's saying alot.

"So this is where Tate-kun wanted us to meet him...? Huh... I-interesting..." Chika sweatdropped, looking up at the school.

"Hm... I have the feeling I've seen this place before." Izuru pondered.

"Huh, sure, do your ominous line thingy, I'm going inside to drag that Natalia simp by his neck." Ban said as he cracked his knuckles.

"N-natalia simp?"

"Forget about it, senpai. It's not something that is for everyone." The black haired laughed as he pushed Ban into the school, and then scolded him through passive aggressive whispering. "You moron! Don't go talking about Russia-onee-san in front of senpai! She thinks we're depraved idiots already, we don't need to prove her case!"

"What did you wanted me to say then?! We ran out of funny slav bits two hours ago!"

You ran out of funny slav bits a volume ago, get better material.

"I- Mention Russia-onee-san again and I will be forced to use the ace up my sleeve!"

"Wha- You wouldn't dare!"

"I got nothing to lose, bitch!"

Yeah, that 'ace up his sleeve' was just the rest of jokes he made to tease Ban about the whole Yumi ordeal. The one time he stays up late to do something other than gacha games turned out to be this. 

But while they had their whole whispering argument, they also entered the school, and Chika caught the attention of a duo of delinquents that didn't even try to hide it. Hell, they were even lighting themselves a cigar without a care in the world. Seeing that triggered the many lessons Yukiko had taught Chika.

And no, not even the narrator knows why the delinquents were at school on a sunday.

"Oh, oh! I know what to do in this situation! Ryougi-san taught me all about it! We should beat those guys up and teach them how to be better people!!" Chika exclaimed, just outright pointing at the two dudes without a care in the world.

The delinquent pair looked up at Chika with their poor attempts at a menacing face and spoke the language of the gods.

"Eh?! Who is ye tryin' to beat up, big tiddies?" Delinquent A scoffed.

"Ah? You don' wanna try to catch deez hands, cowtits!" Delinquent B scoffed too. 

God, Heiwa Revengers is amazing.

But then, right out of nowhere, the two idiots shivered and bowed before Chika and Ban immediately. They even began talking how their parents taught them to.

"W-we're so sorry! We didn't notice you there!!"

"Y-yeah!! It's good to see you again!"

And that's when Chika and Ban's dellusional confidances showed their ugly sides. The two began chuckling like the filthy rich people they were, with smugs on their face.

"Oho? So you already knew what to do? Oh my, maybe you savages are truly better than I expected." Chika laughed, covering her mouth with the back of her hand. A true noble lady move.

"An aura just pours out, even when you try to hide it." Ban laughed and did the same. "Some times it's truly painful to be too strong for the world to nerf."

But then their dellusions came crashing down faster than half the ships in the story.

"We haven't seen you since that fated afternnon where you taught us how to be better people, Sawada-san!"

And that's when Izuru finally realized why this school looked familiar. The memory made him look away from the delinquents he apparently knew.

"I... Happen to know them..."

"That's not surprising but that's besides the point!" Chika exclaimed, pulling one of Izuru's cheeks.

"The hell did you do to these idiots, man?!" Ban asked, helping Chika with the pinching. "Wait, we can just ask these morons!"

"Moron A, Moron B, what did Moron C do to you guys?!"

The moron duo looked up at the trio with dumbfoounded faces.

"We... Well..."

"Sawada-san just kinda showed up at our school on tuesdays and thursdays, and then kinda beated up all the delinquents, gang members and so on and so forth in the area."

"He one day rolled up to a gang war between our school and the school down the block and kicked all fo our asses. He even made a mountain of defeated dudes and sat on it like a boss!"

"He taught us how to be better people through the love of his fists!"

"Eh?!" Chika and Ban looked Izuru, who looked away again.

"Oh yeah. I kinda... Beated them up, I guess...?"

"Why do you keep talking so stiffly?! Out with it, Miyuki-kun!"

"The hell made you come here and kick their asses int he first place?!"

That's when an elderly woman, part of the cleaning staff, took notice of the group and approached them. She was there to witness Izuru practising for God of Combat before it even got announced.

"Oh my, I never thought I'd see you again here, Sawada-kun."

"Eh, she-re-mem-bers yooooou!" Chika and Ban teased, controlled by the apparent single brain cell the two could share at times.

"H-hello there, Mitsusada-san..." Izuru muttered. 'Goddammit, Tate! Fuck you doing at this school?!' "Is Tate- I mean, Serebryakov-kun here?"

"Oh, Mitsusada-san! Can you tell us why Miyuki-kun came to this school?" Chika asked.

"Yeah, we're his best friends and we're dying to know!" Ban laughed.

'You two...!' Izuru thought, closing his eyes with a smile that didn't really try to hide his desire to punch Ban. Even his fist was shaking.

"The football club of this school tended to have practise matches with Hirabayashi's club on tuesdays and thursdays, and Sawada-kun always came along with his friends Serebryakov-kun and Ryougi-chan to cheer on for them. Eventually, he ended up fighting most of the delinquents in the area and turn them into better people while his friends played their ball game."

And then Chika and Ban's shared brain cell spoke again.

"Heeeeey heeeey, pro-blem chiiiiiiiild!"

That's when Izuru balled his hand into a fist and slammed it over Ban's head.

"Ahem... S-so, Serebryakov-kun?"

"Yooooooooooo, Miyukiiiiiiiiiii!"

Tate yelled from the distance, and soon rushed to join his friends.

"Betcha didn't thought of ever coming back here, huh?" Tate laughed.

"The hell are you doing here anyway?!" Izuru asked.

"Oh, Boris' decided to stay in Japan some extra time so we came to enroll him at this school in the meanwhile. I was kinda ask my folks to give me a ride to the mall but they kinda rejected that idea faster than girls reject me."

"W-well, the past is the past, so let's get moving!" Izuru really wanted to leave before he crossed paths with some other delinquent he went ham on in the past.

"Oh by the way..." Tate showed his best friend a despair-filled look. "Someone else decided to come check the football club..."

"Wait... Y-you don't mean..." And the despair-filled look transfered to Izuru.

It all happened too fast for everyone to understand right away, but Izuru and Tate got blasted into the floor by a football that shot Tate's back with more power than your average shotgun.

And then, they heard a laugh. The laugh of someone who was approaching them.

"Ahahahah! My mastery over kicks still reigns supreme!"

Izuru's asakusan blood did the whole burning hot thing again, and soon he was pushing back his attacker in a clash of foreheads.

"DAMMIT, YUKIKO! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST DANGER TOWARDS MY HEALTH INSURANCE! DO YOU THINK THEY COVER HALF THE DAMAGE YOU DO TO ME?! AH?!"

"AH?! NOT MY FAULT YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE IS AS MUCH OF A PUSSY AS YOU ARE!"

Oh hi Yukiko.

"AH?! DON'T GO INSULTING MY FREE HEALTHCARE, DUMBASS! NO WAIT, I MEAN NURSE YUKO-SAN!"

"THAT'S IT!"

Angered, Yukiko returned Izuru to the ground with a mean roundhouse kick.

"MY POINT EXACTLY!" Izuru yelled in pain.

"H-hello there, Ryougi-san..." Chika sweatdropped.

"Eh? Hime-chan?"

Seeing Chika with people like Izuru, Tate and Ban made Yukiko have all of the wrong ideas and unleash her world-devastating anger on the poor guys.

"THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIME-CHAN?! I'LL KILL YOU, YOU DISGUSTING BASTAAAAAAAAARDS!"

Too bad they were too defeated by her vast sums of violence to answer.

"W-w-w-w-wait, Ryougi-san! T-t-t-they just happen to have crossed paths with me while I was out doing some shopping!!"

"Ah?! Moron D, Moron E, Moron F, this true?!"

"Bro I was here when you arrived..." Tate groaned.

"The truth and nothing else..." Izuru coughed.

"He walked into her while she was buying some toku stuff..." Ban muttered.

"K-k-k-k-katsu-san!!"

"Wait, you're really buying more of that stuff? Man, that means I've got even more of your gigantic collection to clean..." Yukiko sweatdropped.

Just like that, the boys regained their vitality and used it to tease their upperclassmen.

"Eh? So you don't even clean your collection yourself, senpai?" Ban asked.

"Poor Yukiko, working so hard because of your collection, senpai." Izuru chuckled.

"I don't know what they're talking about but I agree, senpai." Tate joined in on the teasing too.

"D-don't toy with me, Katsu-san, Tate-kun, Miyuki-kun!" Chika screeched.

That screech was like an awakening call to Yukiko's inner most instincts to protect Chika.

One second, the boys and their teasing were standing proud.

The next, they were groaning in pain on the floor.

"She's your senpai, idiots! Don't go teasing her just like that!" Yukiko scolded. "No way I'm leaving Hime-chan with perverted pigs like you three, so whether you want it or not, I'm coming with you!"

"My health... Care insurance... Will never recover from this..." Izuru coughed.

And just like that, the last member of the party joined in on the fun.

But on their way to the park where they were gonna have their games, thanks to continuous pestering coming from Yukiko and Ban, they ended up stopping at a near convinience store to get some snacks.

Tate was on the mood for some hot, crispy fried chicken, so he headed there while the rest went to check the potato chips.

Only one piece was left, and no one else was there.

But as Tate reached fro that last piece of fried gold, his hand touched another hand.

His heart skipped a beat.

His eyes widenned.

This was a giant red flag, but a good one!

This was a sign of him being about to meet his other self, his true and ultimate soulmate!

Tate looked at the hand.

'Holy crap, that hand is bigger than mine!'

Tate looked at the arm.

'Holy crap, that arm has more hair than mine!'

Tate looked at the face.

'Holy crap, that face has more beard than me!'

That person was no soulmate.

That person kicked him down a hill once.

There was a big joke currently happening in the V-Tuber community, that started when one of their members, during a livestream where she practised her english by repeating sentences said by the system, said the sentence "Hi honey.".

And of course, this person, being the leading man when it came down to V-Tubers, greeted him with that same line.

"Hi honey." Yasuke spoke in his deep and manly voice.

"....eh...."

Tate's brain became more fried than that piece of chicken in a matter of seconds.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHINJUKU GUY!"