So, back to whatever this copium driven special is supposed to be, the group changed locations to the rooftop of the schools. There was no dramatic or sentimental winds blowing by, this isn't Izuru vs Endo round 4... I hope. The weather was just fine.

On one side, you had the three Hitsuzen siblings glaring and growling at their opponents.

On the other, Ban was just sweating balls at the thought of putting the club budget at danger and getting his ass whooped by Aimi, Izuru was already on Asakusa blood mode at the thought of being humiliated in front of Ibuki, and Tate was still sad.

And then there was Ibuki.

Ibuki was just there.

"Let me go at him! I'm gonna shove his wooden sword up his ass!" Izuru yelled, trying to get Ban to hold him back.

"Jesus christ, if the budget goes haywire... Aimi's not just gonna kill me, she's gonna go all John Wick on me and kill my dogs!" Ban whimpered.

Wait. If she founds out, she's going all John Wick and kill dogs? Did I skip a page.

"Spain speko without the S..." Tate weeped.

"I'm gonna beat the shit out of you, you damn high schooler! Fuck going to jail, I'd rather go to the slammer for beating up a kid than not beat a kid!" Manjiro barked.

"Keh keh keh, give me the tiny whisks!" Nobuhiko cackled.

"I don't care which one I fight, I'll enjoy beating their asses altogether!" Mayumi grinned.

"Man... And here I thought Kiyo^4 trying to fight Junpei every week was stupid..." Ibuki sweatdropped.

"Hey, goth lady! Make the brackets!" The bartender demanded.

"Ah?! Don't drag me into this, I just want to go out with that dipshit!" She replied, looking at Izuru.

"No can do, Ibuki! This means more to me than you can imagine!" Izuru yelled out. "Intercourse is temporary, BEATING MANJIRO'S FACE IN A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME IS ETERNAL!"

"..."

Holy crap, he actually left Ibuki wordless.

"Lady, I'll pay you to let me beat up that blonde guy first! Five thousand yen!" Nobuhiko exclaimed, waving some money.

"S-sold... I'm gonna... I'm gonna go sit down..."

Izuru's dumbassary finally left Ibuki exhausted. She just sat down on a nearby bench and turned her brain off. Wise decision.

Anyway, Ban and Nobuhiko stepped up to the plate, each taking a side of that one fighting table that there's in the roof. You know, the one where Nobuhiko got whooped by Sonata with Shrek 2's soundtrack.

Good times.

"The club budget... The club budget... I won't allow you to hurt the club-!"

"I'm gonna beat your ass, you cuck!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?! C-CUCK?!" Ban yelled.

"He got owned by a kid..." Izuru muttered, holding back a laugh.

Tate just shrugged it off.

"Yeah! Cuck! You stopped my love confession to Yumi-san and then you began going out with her!"

"How do you know?!"

"The question you should be asking is how you keep thinking no one else has realized it yet." Manjiro pointed out.

"Seconded." Mayumi nodded.

"Third..." Ibuki waved.

"I had nothing to lose, my bravery was going to whisk the cake batter of her heart with the bravery of my tiny whisks, but you stopped her! You're a cuck!"

"That... T-that... THAT MAKES NO SENSE! YOU'RE THE CUCK IN THE SCENARIO, I'M THE ONE SMOOCHING THE GIRL YOU LIKED!"

"I wouldn't say liked, I'd call more of a last ditch attempt to keep the tiny whi- BIG BROTHER, AM I CUCK!" Nobuhiko asked, looking back.

"NO YOU'RE NOT, GO BEAT HIS ASS AND SHOW HIM WHO'S A CUCK!" Manjiro yelled. What a supportive big brother.

"HELL YEAH!"

"I got lost in the plot in the middle of all the yelling..." Izuru sweatdropped.

And so, the fight was on!

"Stand up, vanguard! Spring Breeze Messenger! (6000)"

"Keh keh, stand up, keh vanguard! Lizard Soldier, Conroe! (6000)"

Oh right, the amount of porn downloaded into the driver servers meant they'd have to choose who'd go first the old way.

Nobuhiko won the Disney coin flip.

"Draw, keh keh! I ride Dragon Knight, Hishat! (8000) Conroe's skill! Draw! Turn end, keh keh keh!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 6
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO

Ban
Hand: 5
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO

"D-draw! I ride Fast Chase Liberator, Josephus! (8000) Messenger's skill, draw and get a discard fodder ticket. Josephus attacks! (8000)"

"No guard!"

"Drive check! (Listener of Truth, Dindrane)"

"(Break Breath Dragon)"

"Turn end!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO

Ban
Hand: 8
Damage: 0
OXO
OOO

"Draw! Keh keh keh... I'll show that even I've grown since the last time you've seen me fight! Ride! Prowling Dragon, Striken! (10000)"

"MITSUBA!" Izuru yelled.

"Huh?" Ibuki looked at him.

"Wow... Where the hell did that come from..."

"Keh keh... Hishat's skill! Scry five and add The TurnAbout to my hand! One of my strongest cards is secured! I call Break Breath Dragon and attack! (10000)"

"No guard! (Bluish Flame Liberator, Percival)"

"Keh keh, nice. Turn end!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
OXX
OOO

Ban
Hand: 8
Damage: 1
OXO
OOO

"Stand and draw! Ride! Liberator of Royalty, Phallon! (9000) Josephus' skill! Scry one and call! Gorboduc! (8000) Boosted by Gorb, Phallon attacks! (9000>>17000)"

"Keh keh, Heal Guard! Natasha! Defensive trigger buff! (35000)"

"Tch, drive check! (Oath Liberator, Aglovale) Turn end!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 5
Damage: 1
OXX
OOO

Ban
Hand: 9
Damage: 1
OXO
OXO

"Stand and draw, keh keh keh! These daunting flames will make the bastards who forgot us explode! Drive them to the corners of the world and destroy them like a murder explosion god! RIDE THE KEH KEH KEH! DAUNTLESS DRIVE DRAGON! (13000) Force II on the vanguard! (13000>>13000/2) Striken's skill! Counterblast, I draw one, and buff the vanguard even further, keh keh! (13000>>18000/3)"

"MITSUBA!" Izuru screamed.

"STOP THAT OR YOU'LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR TONIGHT!" Ibuki angrily yelled.

We get it, he's doing a shittier version of Mitsuba's The X Striken combo.

"Call! Calamity Towen Wyvern! (7000) Skill, retire himself to boost the vanguard! (18000>>33000)"

"MI-!"

Ibuki ran to Izuru's side and slapped her hand over his mouth to stop him from mentioning the other stories in the universe.

"BATTLE! MAKE HIM EAT FIERY SHIT, DAUNTLESS DRIVE! DAUNTLESS DOMINATE DRIVER! (33000/3)"

"Heal Guard! Clarity Wing Dragon! I'll choose the power skill! (34000) I also guard with Gorboduc! (44000)"

"Keh keh, twin drive! (Dragonic Overlord) (Break Breath Dragon) Dauntless Drive's skill! 10k to Break Breath! (10000>>20000) Then I drop three to restand! Dauntless, attack! (33000/3)"

"Mother-! F-flame of Victory and Dindrane! (44000)

"TWIN DRIVE! (Wyvern Guard Barri - Draw) All on the vanguard! (33000>>43000) (Dragonic Overlord) Break Breath attacks! (20000)"

"No guard! (Bluish Flame Liberator, Percival)"

"KEH KEH KEH, WHO'S THE CUCK NOW?! TURN END!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 6
Damage: 1
OXX
OOO

Ban
Hand: 5
Damage: 2
OXO
OXO

"Mhm mhm, hm mhm mhm!" Izuru exclaimed.

"Ew, you're getting my hand all moist!" Ibuki clicked her tongue, finally freeing Izuru.

Kinky.

"Holy crap, he's getting owned!" The black haired exclaimed, busting out his phone to record the fight. "If he jobs to the tiny whisk guy, then Kaido will officially be a player worse than some whisk addicted first year!"

"Shut up, the lawsuits he'll slam on us won't forgive the ass beating we'll get for giving him the club budget!!" Ban exclaimed. "Stand and draw! Bonds and promises light up the heart, where a bluish flame burns brightly! One golden fist! One azure flame! One regal dragon! One strike clad in blue flames that'll freeze sin and burn this moment in history! Ride the vanguard! Bluish Flame Liberator, Prominance Core! (12000)"

"That's alot of ones." Izuru and Ibuki muttered.

"This is my Imaginary Gift! Accel II! Draw! Prominance Core's skill! Counterblast, retire Gorboduc, I scry four and call two! Call Phallon and Josephus! (9000) (8000) The rest goes on the bottom! Then, Explosion Blue! (12000>>18000) (9000>>12000) (8000>>11000) Phallon's skill, since a unit got called this turn, add 5k! (12000>>17000) Josephus' skill! I soulblast one to countercharge, then another one to draw! Call Aglovale! (9000>>14000) Explosion Blue! (14000>>17000) (18000>>21000/2) Battle! Prominance Core attacks! (21000/2) Rhamanthus Accel Overdrive!"

"Keh keh, no guard!"

"Twin drive! (Listener of Truth, Dindrane) (Halo Shield, Marko - Draw) Draw trigger! I give the power to Aglovale! (17000>>27000)"

"Damage check! (Dragonic Overlord "The TurnAbout") (Embodiment of Spear, Tahr - Critical) Keh keh, to the vanguard! (23000)"

"Tch! Boosted by Josephus, Phallon attacks! (17000>>28000)"

"Guard with Hishat! (33000)"

"Aglovale attacks! I put Josephus into the soul for his skill! (27000>>37000)"

"No guard! (Dragonic Overlord)"

"Aglovale returns to my hand! Turn end!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 5
Damage: 4
OXX
OOO

Ban
Hand: 10
Damage: 2
oOXX
OOO

"Keh keh keh... KEH KEH KEH! I CAN SEE THE TINY WHISKS RAIN! STAND AND DRAW! My true avatar, flames of revenge burning the fools that rejected our existence into bits and pieces! My flames will never cease- MY CONQUEST WILL NEVER STOP! FIRST I OVERTAKE HEIWA, AND THEN THE WORLD! RIDE THE VANGUARD! DRAGONIC OVERLORD "THE TURNABOUT"! (13000/2)"

"Wait, the Heiwa part was from the chant and not a tangent?" Izuru asked.

"Force II to the side! Dauntless Drive's skill! The TurnAbout inherits its skills! I move Break Breath back and call two Dragonic Overlords to the front! (13000) (13000/2) Soulblast two to boost both of them! (13000>>23000) (13000>>23000) The Turnbout attacks! (13000/2) Turn Table Roundabout!"

"Guard with Dindrane and intercept with Phallon! (27000)"

"Twin drive! (Calamity Tower Wyvern) (Berserk Dragon) The TurnAbout's inherited skills! 10k to the right Overlord! (23000>>33000) Then the other inherited skill! I ditch three to restand The TurnAbout! Left Overlord, attack! (23000)"

"No guard! (Bluish Flame Liberator, Prominance Core)"

"The right one! (33000/2)"

"Guard with Fortune Bell, Aglovale and Phallon! (37000)"

"The TurnAbout, attack again! (13000/2) Turn Table Roundabout!"

"Guard with a second Fortune Bell! (28000)"

"Twin drive! (Embodiment of Spear, Tahr - Critical) Keh keh keh, all to the left Overlord! (23000>>33000/2) (Dragonic Overlord "The TurnAbout") The TurnAbout's skill! Counterblast, ditch two, all my front row Overlords restand with more power! (33000>>43000) (13000>>23000) (33000>>43000) KEH KEH KEH, TURN TABLE ROUNDABOUT THE THIRD TIME! (23000/2)"

"No guard!"

"You WHAT?! IF HE RIPS A CRIT, AIMI WILL KILL US AND BURY OUR BODIES BEHIND THE SCHOOL!" Izuru yelled.

"You're only worried about that NOW?!" Ibuki asked.

"Keh keh keh... KEH KEH KEH! THE TINY WHISK OF VICTORY WILL GUIDE ME! DRIVE CHECK! (Dragonic Overlord "The TurnAbout") BALLS!"

"Let's go! Damage check! (Clarity Wing Dragon - Heal) (Oath Liberator, Aglovale) Power to the vanguard! (22000)"

"STILL, I GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! THE LEFT OVERLORD ATTACKS! (43000/2)"

"Perfect guard!"

"THE RIGHT OVERLORD ATTACKS! (43000/2) KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH KEH, KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH, KEH!"

"PERFECT GUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!"

"KEH KEH, GODDAMMIT! TURN END!"

Nobuhiko
Hand: 3
Damage: 4
XXX
OOX

Ban
Hand: 1
Damage: 5
oOXO
OOO

"Oh god, oh fuck, why did you make that guy King, Endo?! He's about to get me kill! There's so much I wanted to do! I wanted to pull the cute russian catgirl in Fate, I wanted to buy a car, I wanted to have a girlfriend-!"

"Dude!" Ibuki barked.

"SORRY, I'M STILL NOT USED TO IT!" Izuru weeped.

"Stand and... Draw!" Ban looked at his card.

"Can we win this?!"

"Eh... Get the music playing."

(Media - I Need a Hero)

"Late at night, after the lights of war have faded... A second flame burns up a path! Ride! Bluish Flame Liberatoe, Percival! (12000)"

"P-PERCIVAL?!" Nobuhiko asked.

"That's right! Accel II! And then, Percival's skill! Counterblast, discard one, open a new Accel II, draw a card and then superior call Aglovale from deck! (9000>>14000) I call Josephus and Phallon! (8000>>13000) (9000>>14000) Phallon's skill! (14000>>19000) Percival's skill! All my units on extra circles get 5k! (14000>>19000) (13000>>18000) (19000>>24000) Josephus attacks! (18000)"

"A-aermo, guard! (23000)"

"Percival attacks! (12000) Rhadamantus Accel Turn!"

"Keh keh, shit... Even with a lower power, if he gets a crit, I'm toasted... AAAAAAAAAAAAH, PERFECT GUARD!"

"Did you know the brits eat toast between two slices of bread?" Ibuki asked.

"That sounds like alot of non-glutten free stuff." Izuru replied.

"Twin drive! (Bluish Flame Liberator, Prominance Core) (Black Dragon Knight, Vortimer) No trigger! Phallon attacks! (24000)"

"N-no guard! (Wyvern Guard, Barri - Draw) KEH KEH KEH, A DRAW TRIGGER! DRAW! (23000)

"But can you stop this?! Aglovale attacks! I shove Josephus into soul for his skill! (19000>>29000)"

"KEH KEH KEH, OF COURSE I- WHA- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! THIS CARD... IT'S 2K SHY FROM GUARDING THAT! OH CRAP, THAT MEANS-!"

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"SON OF A KEH KEH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH! (Dragon Knight, Hishat)"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALRIGHT, THE BUDGET IS SAFE AND SO ARE MY DOGS!" Ban celebrated.

"AND MY KNEECAPS!" Izuru exclaimed.

"I wouldn't be so sure about that." Ibuki scoffed.

"...eh?" He blinked.

Somehow, he hasn't noticed how he goofed.

Nobuhiko returned to his siblings, but they didn't reprimand him for losing. In fact, they placed their fists on his chest and grinned.

"Not bad, little bro. I'll beat those losers for you!" Mayumi said.

"Keh keh keh, thank you, Mayu-chan, Manji-chan." Nobuhiko nodded.

"That's right! You showed them who're the cucks!" Manjiro laughed.

"That's not how the word works!" Izuru called out.

"I'M GONNA CUCK YOU, IZURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

"MY GIRLFRIEND IS RIGHT HE-"

"I'M GOING TO CUCK YOU REGARDLESS! IZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"

That's one Hitsuzen sibling down, two to go.