"So... Cassandra," Varian started, "I was thinking... You know, with your personality... I'm imagining you've done some pretty crazy- and awesome!- things."

Cassandra contemplated this before nodding. "I guess you could say that."

"Oh, come on!" he whined, "you can't just say that and leave me hanging! Details, details!"

Cass made her way down the ladder, sponge and bucket in hand. "Well, what do you want to know?"

"I don't know! Um... How about your craziest revenge plot? Or if you haven't done revenge, then... Craziest prank. I know you're into those."

"Oh, that one's easy. You know the Flynn Rider posters?"

"The wanted posters?"

"Yep."

"Well, yeah. I mean, I own, like, a whole ton of them."

"You know how his nose is different in each poster?"

Varian nodded, unsure of where this conversation was going. But... Wherever it went, he was thoroughly intrigued.

"Well, it all started three, four years ago," Cass began, "long before Rapunzel's return..."