Cindy | Prince Charming

"Hello?"

"Princess! Why did you hang up on me?!"

"Oh. It's you. Again."

"You wound me."

"What are you? A girl?"

"Maybe, maybe not."

"Huh?"

"Huh hurr hurr"

"... Cindy you are a nice human bean who doesn't care about what creepy guys text or do. So tell me truthfully PC, what do you want?"

"You, princess."

"Damn, I know I'm hot-"

"Hotter than the sun."

"Don't interrupt me. I was being sarcastic, asshole."

"I was too, princess."

"Argh you're close to the crossing the forbidden line Charming. Tell me how can I find out who you are?"

"Hmm... let me think."

"Do you seriously have nothing better to do?"

"Nothing's more important than you princess ;) Ok, I got it. How about everyday I'll give you a hint."

"And what's the point of this?"

"Come on princess, don't you want to know who your Prince Charming is?"

"Fine. So what's the hint today?"

"Icecream! Lollipops! Candy for all!"

"Huh?"

"Sorry honey, I'm not saying that again."

"Ok then. I'll just assume you're the candy store worker across the street."

"Aww. Thank you."

"That was not a compliment."

"What? What's wrong with candy store workers?!"

"Nothing, my neighboring 5 year old child."

"I'm not 5!!!!"

"... I GOT IT MUM! Sorry PC, mum's calling. I have to go."

"Ok princess, see you tomorrow."

"Huh? Will I see you tomorrow?"

"Shhhh ;)"